Ex-MIL’s hurt her back from leaning over too long on the bus. Didn’t stop her going to Brighton.

Dancing David Byrne puppets from heykidsrocknroll.etsy.com. Pull the strings and watch him go!

Making a practice powdered wig, specifically the pigeon’s wings (I’d been calling them sausage rolls until I googled it). Glue is horribly messy so I’m seeing how it goes with Umberto Giannini curl foam. Totally normal. All the miniaturists are doing it this way. Honest.

No one is ever involved in a love rhombus, are they?

Ex-MIL wants to phone later. It’ll probably end up being amusing.

Anyway, I dehydrated some lemons and limes for next week’s #FancyDrinks

It’s the sixth anniversary of the kids’ dad’s death. It’s been haunting me a bit. I don’t know whether to mention it to the kids or Ex-MIL. I don’t want them to think I don’t care but I don’t want to ruin anyone’s day. None of them reliably remember birthdays so I’ve no idea if they’re aware.

At least my brother’s wearing clothes on Instagram today.

Who the fuck does Ellie Brooks have pictures of? Every third week seems to be Ellie Brooks Night. #NotTOTP

Absolutely dire night. Same jokes again next week, yeah? #totp

Who wrapped Andrew around her shoulders? Own up. #totp

Two (2) Whitneys Houston #totp

Obligatory joke about Madness not being allowed out to play until they’ve done their homework. #totp

Loved this. Can’t deny it. #totp

Low, like Rob Lowe… or low flying aircraft… or… lo and behold… yes…

It’s not exactly their finest work but I’ll take it in this desert. #totp

Close your eyes and that’s the voice of someone called Betty who does the solos at church. #totp

Get your starey eyes away from me, woman. #totp

Fucking hell, they’ve really dropped the ball on keeping Peter under control tonight. He needs a co-host to rein him in. #totp

She’s like a titian Mel Giedroyc #totp

Arrest that man. #HANDS #totp

I always thought the fake Buddy Holly in The Young Ones looked more like Elvis Costello. #totp

The best thing about this is the cardigan and it’s a bloody awful cardigan. #totp

Disgracefullly slapdash Fablon application behind Peter just then. #totp

#ExcellentThighs #totp

HANDS! #totp

He looks a tiny bit like Rachel Fairburn when he puts his head back. #totp

Oh, FUCK OFF. I cannot stand Baker Street. #totp

That’s a long and improbable middle name. #totp

This is a country song. #totp

Did they have him do that intro in an empty studio for the audience’s protection? #totp

#ExcellentMidriffs, shame about the tedious club ‘anthem’ #totp

My favourite J Lo thighs are in the video where she’s skipping in a gym. Is that Get Right? #totp

#ExcellentThighs #totp

More fancy lawyers. #totp

Even a shit haircut can’t ruin him. He’s incredible. #totp

3/10 for the hair but I’ll take it. #totp

Why have those women been plumbed in? #totp

I’ve still not fully recovered from last week’s vertigo and this isn’t helping. #totp

The visuals were very much better than the audio on that episode. #totp

It’s a vintage night for #ExcellentMidriffs #totp

It’s an #ExcellentEmbonpoint for @blogmywiki.bsky.social#ExcellentEmbonpoint#totp

Why’s she sitting down? Sprained ankle? Laziness? #totp

This didn’t happen, did it? Are these AI midriffs? #totp

Many #ExcellentMidriffs #totp

I refer you to my regular comment about US boy bands and their parents’ fancy lawyers. #totp

You have a nine-year-old girl’s hair, my lord. #totp

They could’ve done two (2) Hopkirks (Deceased) between them if they’d thought this through. #totp

@lyndonmarquis.bsky.social Evening. My citrus has been in the oven for over 24 hours. Looks pretty good. Did you ‘condition’ yours or whack it in a jar and hope for the best?

I’m all set to make Elton John Mouse.