@fizzandnonsense.bsky.social Dotty, was it you who recommended The Glassmaker to me?

Got some roving for the Mozart wig for Ladies And Gentlemen Mr Elton John Mouse.

Just sold a Chromecast on eBay. That’ll pay for the flooring for the barre studio. Nice.

Got an early morning text from my dad in the week, which is very unusual, and feared that something bad had happened. Thankfully it hadn’t and it was just this important news.

St Vincent is wearing more than I hoped she would. Still counts as #ExcellentThighs and #ExcellentMidriff, though.

Same jokes again next week, yeah? #totp

0 Hopkirks (Deceased) :( #totp

Haircuts out of a spoof documentary about a metal band. #totp

The London Boys have come dressed as Beatles’ albums. #totp

These can’t be the first #ExcellentThighs of the night, surely? #totp

His hair looks like it’s sneaked up behind him. #totp

Is he a swan? #totp

Copeland, though. <whatever a horny mums gif is> #totp

Annie’s looking a bit Yootha Joyce here. #totp

HANDS #totp

Ooh, it’s St Vincent next, isn’t it?

He looks like a college boy who got away with an extremely serious crime because his parents are rich and know people. #totp

Bit presumptuous. #totp

He’d have made a great Heathcliff. #totp

Hanson all look like non-speaking characters in Home & Away. #totp

Still dying to get a cat and call it (Guilty) Lionel Cosgrave. #totp #lionel

Lionel’s come dressed as Steve Jobs. #totp

Those revolutionary houses with windows and doors. And people say Ireland is backwards. #totp

I can’t decide if I love this, hate it, or feel nothing. Quite extraordinary. #totp

Dana’s come as a really fancy chaise lounge. #totp

Y tho? #totp

Had a dream overnight that @loudbasket.bsky.social and I were up in court defending ourselves against some charge i can’t remember. Our lawyer was called Rosemary Tits. 🤷‍♂️

Turns out you can get a Tom Holland head sculpt for male TBLeague dolls and there’s also a *working* 1/6 scale umbrella on eBay so you know what’s going to happen, don’t you?

Watching Elton John and ordering lilac roving so I can make this wig for Elton John Mouse.

Working on recreating Test Card F with a new mouse. I’ve done the test card, with an aperture through which to view the mouse but purchases are required to produce her dress and that creepy clown thing.

Set an annual reminder to charge the meat thermometer on Christmas Eve. Christmas Day me is going to love today me.

Bread. Not even once.

Finally ordered my doll this week. She doesn’t come with a head sculpt so I chose this one. Also put the last coat of paint on her barre studio. Going to put down a wooden floor and I have a big mirror for the right hand wall (hence only painting the edges).

Little M’s been out to buy a shopping trolley. I told her to avoid cheap shit and she assured me she’s only looking at #NamedMakes

First night with zero (0) children in the house. Feels kind of monumental. We’re going to have all the dinners the kids weren’t keen on while they’re at uni. Particularly looking forward to Monday: Crunchy Nut Cornflakes.

Gagging for a Bacardi Breezer on a dance floor. #totp

This is great. #totp

They could have played something decent here instead of sheep-in-a-can woman. Shame. #totp

There have been an awful lot of yellow t-shirts tonight. #totp

When you’re too tight to pay 5p for a plastic bag for your throw from Matalan. #totp

#ExcellentArms #totp

Somewhere, a tea room proprietor is wondering where their chairs went. #totp

I think this is my favourite Thom Yorke. #totp

Back to back bangers. Unprecedented. #totp

This video has Cool3DWorld vibes. #totp

Ooh, strong start. #totp

Mini Babybelend. #TOTP

Oh, lovely stuff. #totp