Been away for a few days in Norfolk. Meet Elvis, the newest member of the family (my niece's 3 month old kitten).

OMG I just discovered this. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand...

I'm on 2 of these. Even more reason to stay in all afternoon watching the World at War.

Today so far: Train cancelled because of signal problems. Got the next one. Delayed, because of animals on the line. Get to the next station with a minute to spare. Sprint to the other platform. Train leaves as we are approaching. 1/

Anyone want 2 tickets to go to this at 2pm? www.nhm.ac.uk/visit/exhibi...

Nice breeze down here on the coast. Shame I'm on my way to London.

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

why do you need a towel in space

Anti-Aging Millionaire Announces He Has Split Back Into Sperm And Egg

This is my son. On his wedding day. Looking evil.

In unsurprisingly British new I have arranged a day in London tomorrow. Cos that's just the place to be when it's 34°.

This is what I've been thinking about politics since at least 2010. Perfect quote.

OH FFS West Ham stop making it worse! You're draining my ability to hope.

COME ON EVERTON!!!!

OMG! #WHUFC

Oh flip #football

Tell me when are they going to invent tellies where you can watch 2 channels at once? Or do they already have them and I just haven't noticed?

Watching A Very Peculiar Practice and it's got a very young Hugh Grant in it! It's a wild ride.

Watching Wasia Project on BBC Big Weekend. I get the feeling a lot of my followers would like this band. Give them a listen.

After work yesterday I went for a nap at 5.30, woke up about 10 and read a bit then went back to sleep till 10 am this morning. Think I may have been a bit tired.

Just had this delivered. My brother got it for me in Barbados. Top lad there.

My cat has come to watch Fatboy Slim with me. She has taste.

I’m sorry to see @theguardian.com publish a lazy ‘blame a vulnerable group’ article. UK state pension is low compared to other western nations. Some pensioners rely only on this & those who rent their homes struggle. Why not pursue those with riches made from Brexit/Covid piracy instead?

I'm so angry with Adam and Debbie and Brian. What a bunch of wallies. #theArchers

Introduce yourself with 10 cats that you have known. Amber Mindy Alfie Alex April Anna Primrose Augustus India Apple Blossom Arrow Ariel Bluebell Amethyst Ava

Just watched Heated Rivalry for the 2nd time. Or, to put it more correctly, I Reheated Rivalry.

I really really want this house. I found this property on the Rightmove Android app and wanted you to see it: www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/8...

My colleague is a massive Arsenal fan and I'm a West Ham fan. We're both watching other teams tonight hoping they lose. COME ON CHELSEA!

🇬🇧 British Political Spectrum Quiz My result: Eco-Socialist Economic: strongly collectivist Social: strongly progressive Sovereignty: strongly cosmopolitan Military: leaning anti-interventionist Authority: strongly libertarian Constitutional: strongly reformist Take the quiz: quiz.jmoxley.co.uk

Slightly odd day. Met my oldest friend (known her since I was 4, 52 years) and she mentioned in passing her half brother who I have never heard of. Apparently her dad became a dad at 18, the baby was adopted and he never mentioned it to anyone INCLUDING HIS WIFE until he was 59. 1/

If the actor with British accent is evil then you’re watching Sci fi. If the actor with a British accent is good then it’s Fantasy. If the actor with a British accent knocks something over then it’s a Rom com.

12 minutes till mini marsbar time. #FACup

Dammit as a daylong diehard Hearts fan (since the 830 news this morning) I'm gutted. Gutted, I tell you.

I did a reply to a post earlier which had a spelling mistake and I thought oh well no one will read it anyway, now it's got 117 likes, my 2nd highest number ever 🤔 And no one has mentioned the spelling mistake! Guess we aren't on twitter any more....

Dammit. I want to go to a Prom at the end of July but no one will come with me 😭😭😭😭 I have no date for the Prom😒

I was in a situation yesterday that genuinely ended with "and then everybody clapped". I never knew that actually happened outside social media fiction. I'll tell you about it later if you want.

the UK now has the least transphobic Health Secretary in years (nobody)

If a Croque Madame talked to another Croque Madame about anything other than a Croque Monsieur Would they have passed the Béchamel test?

Does this shape of cloud have a specific name? It's whispier than it looks in the picture, more like candy floss but the main thing is the strange curved shape.

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"If she has her own house, what will she need me for?" I don't know, dude, maybe be cool and fun to be around and be happy for her success instead being whiny little sad-ass troll about it? www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

I have seen the swans with their cygnets from the Museum. #Bexhill #Sussex #Swan #Cygnet #Birds

Word. I post a picture of a rainbow and wake up to more likes than I've ever had in my life. 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

Very very cool double rainbow here. It's raining behind my house but not in front of it.

Please retweet.

Even though the name Keir is only 4 letters long I regularly spell it wrong. What's the shortest word that you spell wrong?

Who else here loves Eurovision but is boycotting Eurovision and is really really sad about it? 😭🏳️‍🌈😭🏳️‍🌈😭🏳️‍🌈😭

Was wondering where the country Jordan got it's name from so looked it up. It's from the river Jordan. Obviously. Anyone who has done half an RE lesson could probably work that one out. I just never connected the two in my head.

Does anyone know what these things are? They're about 3 cm long.

My sister won her seat! Got sisters! Go green party!