Describe your cat's personality with one photo..

"Pardon the interruption madam, and I can see you're currently in mourning, but where's your fucking poppy?"

I've not eaten a salad since I got a cold a couple of weeks ago now... I'm surprised Waitrose haven't been in touch to check I'm ok as I've not bought any red cabbage!

I turned on Banksy's warms mat for her... So obviously she wants to sit on my lap.. she's such a cat.

Wouldn't this make a great present? Or just get one for yourself.. craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4344...

Nice walk in the park followed by cake. 😍

Is there a right way up for this fabric? This first one seems right to me

I don’t know if I want to buy the deranged curtains, even at a discount

Gawd I hate getting old, now my hair has gone all dull and is so fine and frizzy. 🙁

An Early Modern Way of Having Too Many Browser Tabs Open

I've tried the heat mat in another cat sofa.. it's a big hit with Banksy . 🐈‍⬛ Zzzzz Zzzzz Zzzzz Zzzzz

Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.

Banksy has chosen Today's favorite lap mat.. craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4360...

@craftycow.bsky.social Mat being modelled by Juniper :-) 🐈‍⬛

As I was chopping up Banksy's food and adding some lick e lix I was wondering how she would survive in the wild... 🐈‍⬛💭 What do ya mean I have to catch my own mouse? Where's the servant? I have to sleep where?

#PalacesAndGardens #WeatherAndMood This photo of Neuschwanstein Castle in Germany was taken by my brother when he visited it. #EastCoastKin #ClassicMono #Neuschwanstein #Castle

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

I mentioned to Banksy yesterday that she was eating a lot... She said it was to fill out her winter fur, and pointed out that I was doing the same.. she does have a point. 🫤

@thros.bsky.social how are you today? You always watch out for other people, I hope you have someone watching out for you. *hugs*

Good Christmas gift for cat lovers who wince at The Claws of Affection 😹

New lap mats available www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Craf...

Luckily our little lodger isn't fussed about the fireworks. Cat mat supplied by @craftycow.bsky.social 😊.

I'm trying out the idea of adding a warming mat option to the cat sofas. So I bought a small inexpensive heated mat to try. Here goes...

We're not saying Mr. Toast rules Dyrham Park as Lord of the Manor, but we're also not NOT saying that. Photo: Molly Hammatt

I'm watching #GBBO 15 mins behind.. so no spoilers! 🤐

The most colorful #squid I’ve ever seen! And such a cooperative poser too! #🦑 #cephalopod #chromatophores #calamari #underwater #blackwater #blackwaterdiving #blackwaterphotography #blackwatervideo #kumeisland #kumejima #okinawa #chrisgug #gugunderwater #gug

Banksy was being a right pain last night. I was ready to yeet** her out the nearest window at 4am.. **no cats were yeeted

Please just let me type in the year I was born. No more scrolling. We don’t have to keep doing this to each other.

I've tried to find a good variety of fabrics for my lap mats, some bright colours, some more subtle, lots of blues, greens and beige... All sorts... craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4360...

Mildred Anne Butler (Irish, 1858–1941) "Shades of Evening", 1904. Watercolor on Paper, 97.5 × 65 cm. National Gallery of Ireland. #art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt

Brazilian garbage man at Hallowe'en. I don't care if it's staged; it's still full of joy and damned impressive.

🐈‍⬛💭 sumfink made a noise.. Banksy must protek!

🐈‍⬛💭 If I stare at this spot long enough.. maybe a few Dreamies will appear there..

If you're happy with your body and self, that's all that matters. Opinions are like arseholes; everyone has one and some of them are nasty.

I know it's a card but it's about a book, and makes me laugh every time. A friend sent it to me just because. #SundayPixBooks

Sometimes, I don’t want to grow up and act my age.

Get a load of this photo. Absolutely incredible. See the description in the alt-text.

Lots of new designs in lap mats now available .. craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4360... still 20%off

Hai, Banksy here... Apparently my Dreamies sales bonus is at risk .. Due to rising cots! Whatever that is? So buy most stuff n I gets Dreamies.. it's MERGENCY! www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Craf...

*makes spooky noises*

Oh no Banksy has started up the Kareoke machine... 🐈‍⬛💭Ayyy yyyiyyy will alwaaayyys lubs yooooo...

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Here’s Stanley (nearly) on a lap mat

I'm seeing lots of lovely cats on my timeline.. but none have cat sofas or lap mats! This needs to be rectified immediately! craftysharp.etsy.com

This is perfection, but the alt-text is icing

I'm off to work.. Banksy is reclining on a cat chaise long.. My next life I want to be a cat. www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Craf...

I'm going as ... When a customer asks "do you work here"