Three people have just wheeled an antique sideboard past the house. 😳

anybody use the ultrasonic mosquito plug-ins and do they work

The quality controller has arrived to inspect the latest cat sofa. Its a nerve wracking time.

Both my sibling have retired but when they worked: Engineer for British gas. Working at those big storage containers.. i'd be useless with all those dials n stuff. Social worker for people with drug and alcohol problems .. I might actually be OK at that..

It seems to be cool enough for Banksy to need lap warms..

My timeline is soooo quiet right now.

If this is a new yoga pose .. I won’t be attempting it

🐈‍⬛ "Ffs lazy human, hurry up and make this cat sofa! I need somewhere comfy to snooze"

Live your life so that your death prompts a hundred adorable anecdotes rather than a hundred pearl clutchers bemoaning speaking ill of the dead.

“Verify your age” I was attending Rock Against Racism gigs to combat the rise of the national front in my teen years while most of you were a twinkle in your parents eyes.

in my defence the stick man looks like he’s having the time of his life there

Farewell to the extraordinary Sam Neill. Among his brilliant highlights, we'll remember him for his wonderful social media updates about his farm and his many brilliantly-named animals. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAaK...

This video clip of a swan landing on a lake is best enjoyed with AUDIO ON. Mute swans (Cygnus olor) are among the heaviest flying birds & require a long runway, which means we get the majestic approach, a few furious moments of webbed feet slapping on water, then the majestic splashdown.

Cats are basically Jell-O wrapped in fur…😹🐈‍⬛💙 #Caturday

You're going to get left behind if you don't use Al." Leave me then. Leave me with my critical thinking skills, my ability to read and write long- form, and books without needing Al summaries.

The queen surveying her kingdom.

My footstools make great gifts. craftysharp.etsy.com Lots of fabrics to choose from, and support a small business. #UKGiftAM #ShopIndie #GiftIdeas #UKGiftHour

Sending love out into the night sky 🌌 and extra hugs to anyone struggling with their past, present, future, or all of them. I see you, I am you. You’re not alone. Please be kind to yourself and to each other 💗🫂✨

Me examining a new follower..

Archie here is the proud owner of his SECOND cat sofa.. #Cats #Catsofbluesky #Caturday c'mon people there are cats who haven't even got ONE! 🙀 craftysharp.etsy.com

Noticed the sun shining & looked around for Kitty.. found her in the window the light was coming thru, eagerly staring at me waiting to see some light glints to chase 🤭🤣 💜🌞😸🌞💜

So much sewing.. so much ironing.. so fiddly..

Oh how I love seeing people of BlueSky coming together to celebrate the death of a truly evil person.. just how it should be.

Spare a thought today for the literal fucking devil, who now has to spend an eternity with Ann Widdecombe.

Strikes me a good way to live is in such a way that, when you die, you don't get a load of otherwise pleasant and nice people say "good I hope they're roasting on a spit in an oven fired by shit for eternity."

Only in the darkest nights do we find our true colors.

This is why birds shouldn't get married...

I just had to ask Banksy if I'd given her breakfast or not. I had no recollection 🤔 as if she would answer yes even if I had! Reader I hadn't. 🐈‍⬛🍛

Frozen lap mats.. cats love 'em. craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4360... Like this but COOL.. ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️

Im refusing Banksy access to "The lap"as its far too hot 🥵 Shes sulking..

Next cat sofa has patchwork of vibrant fabrics .. all very fiddly and hard to sew.. I'm always making life more difficult for myself

FLOOF DOWN!

Shout out to my fellow HRT patch wearers, just be aware that hot temperatures (like the weather we have now) can make the oestrogen release faster and leave you feeling shitty

Autumn in Japan As autumn is coming to an end, winter is just around the corner. I absolutely love autumn, and I look forward to this season every year. #photography #landscape #japan #forest #woodland

Don´t know why, but we have a giant rhino in our church St. Moritz, Halle Saale. 🤔😇

Banksy is a bit confused. The latest cat sofa has disappeared into a box before she could barely sit on it, let alone give it the seal of feline approval. I’ve told her I’m interviewing other cats for the quality controller role, but she’s welcome to reapply. She’s not pleased.

Anyone experienced at selling uk to eu? Does this mean what it seems to.. that it’ll only cost 3€! My cat sofas have been charged at local tariff prices (around 20%) extra up until now?

What does a wealth tax actually look like? We sent Brighty Buoy and his tiny balls to Wimbledon to chat to fans 🎾

Just found out from a very angry man that when they hang their arms out of the car window it's not an invitation to hold hands in traffic.

@azuredatafool.bsky.social sofa.

A man is cleaning our gutters with a very long pole (3 storey flats) Banksy has gone into full on defensive mode.. crouching low and scurrying from room to room with a semi floof. 🐈‍⬛ “we are under attack.. save yourself” She’s now under the sofa

In a more logical world, the government would be piling money into the grassroots of a £150 billion industry with massive global reach which is growing at over twice the rate of the rest the economy as a whole.

On my way, Clacton.

The skin above my eyelids is red and scaly.. its worse on one than the other. I'm not sure what it is, what caused it, or how to treat it. I've just applied moisturisers so far.

The older I get the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.

Today I did a very grown up thing and ordered flowers for a funeral.. I’m still shaking slightly from the stress… May I have an ice cream as a treat please.

Banksy is giving me look.. 🐈‍⬛ "You know those ice lollies you fed me last time it was this hot? The chicken flavoured ones?" 🐈‍⬛*hungry face*

today marks seven years since I had my brain absolutely fried by the sight of UPSIDE DOWN PEAS #inthedaysbeforeAI