*Surprised eyes gif*

Ok this scary toy beats my scary toy.

Ooh err 👀

I have been food shopping .. *unpacks reduced price Easter eggs*

I tried to make this latest cat sofa look vaguely Art Nouveax .. but it mostly seems to br carved wood... which I can't do... so I've just done these drawn designs on the front... but not happy

Banksy 🐈‍⬛ oh FINALLY the lazy human has made another cat sofa for me to snooze on.

Pretty much ...

My Mom had a heart attack last night (she survived and was treated) My sister flew down from Washington last night, got in late. I slept 2-7 am so am obviously tired. Reminder to all the women here & that you know: Heart attacks in women are DIFFERENT Her symptoms: Back pain, nausea, sweating

Do we think they gave him the real codes? Or did they just say “Its 123 boom”

We could get to the bins outside the back of our shop as there was a youngish man passed out drunk lying across the gate for it. (There was a woman with him in case you were concerned I should have checked on him. I noticed his drink of choice was a nice white wine…

Friends, it’s time you trained your cat to herd farm animals.

She has awoken on my lap..

So many cats on Bluesky, I think one of them pushed the servers over!

Narrator: Banksy is hitting Crafty but with claws away so this maybe just playful attention seeki... oh, nope, she's drawn blood now. I think it's a good match.

Watching The Dog House and I’m wondering how it would work with cats? You’d have to sit in that little house for a week until a cat decided to come to you.

🐈‍⬛ "I helps the lazy human with her cat sofa"

Look no ears... oh there they are!

My gorgeous girl..

Stress break 🎶 Richard Hawley “Do I Really Need to Know” youtu.be/X7LZ60eTok0?...

Have we all reached the point of dangerously high blood sugar..

Fancy buying my stuff? Foot stool? Cat sofas? Lap mats? craftysharp.etsy.com

Today, I’m mainly wearing egg boxes.

I gave Banksy a new cardboard box to play with. She rubbed up against it and it fell over… she jumped in fright, getting a semi floofy tail and checking her fur for box injuries. She’s now glowering at the box from a safe distance.

🐈‍⬛ this was me when I first arrived at my new abode covered in dangerous flea spot on treatment despite being 4 weeks old because people are greedy arseholes...but damn, I was cute 😽 & I guess my big brother kinda was too..once mum removed both the fleas & the spot on from him. Again I say, arseholes

This is me when I arrived at my humans place 3 years ago and was immediately the most important being in the house. And still am.

Sorry I'm late. There was an online form and I had to scroll to my birth year.

2 years ago I was an orphan, abandoned by the side of the road with my 3 siblings. I was the noisy one. Nobody wanted me. Now I have a menagerie of humons to feed me, snuggle me, and proffer suitably oversized cardboard boxes from which I may survey the world.

#caturday Seven years ago, I was a single mother of three living in a shack in the desert, scrounging for everything. Now I’ve successfully launched my kittens, have the best cozy spaces, I’m a business cat who takes regular meetings, and have my very own Emotional Support Human.

#caturday 3 years ago I was in a shelter *again* when a sad lady came in and asked for an adult cat that was ok being a spoiled only child I am now a tiny tyrant, a queen, a biscuit maker, with all the tall glasses of people water I can drink, a human who plays with me on demand, and churu fridays

#caturday 9 years ago I was a very small kitten on the run from evil humans, sheltering in a dank basement begging for scraps. Now I’m a successful international cat model for my humans cat sofa business. I run the household of course with just one doting human who panders to my every need.

cat platter

I don't know if other cat servants have noticed but.. #Shrinkflation same packaging but less in it. #cats

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

Baby boy Charlie. #Caturday

Ain’t love grand?!

Soon. In a woodland near you! #bluebells #woodland #openings #landscape #BlueSkyArtShow #ECK #photography

Little things 😂

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Well, that was unnecessary 😶

Beginning a new cat sofa.. the front legs will only be permanently attached when the fabric is in place. Meant to be Art Nouveauish.

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Fuck

Banksy 🐈‍⬛ "hurry up and finish this cat sofa lazy human"

Only if we could learn….

I need a t-shirt with this on.

ANOTHER lovely doggo post 😁 Just look at all these happy happy excited pooches 🥰

It's time to repost this Easter masterpiece

For anyone fearing feline attack, I regret to inform you that Michael has invented the tank...