How I’m turning up to the bluesky Christmas party

I have bought the last trifle in the shop!

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Dear Santa, if Banksy tries to tell she’s been a good girl SHE HAS NOT! …

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for the excruciating pain of being alive

This is so true. When my parents died this year, a family friend said, "Would it help if I did..." and listed several helpful things, things that I found overwhelming and difficult. And he did them. I could not have made it through without that.

I’ve just had such a telling off from Banksy for being late turning on her warms mat. Oh my! Oh won’t make that mistake again..

And if you see a #Hedgehog out and about this time of year, try to grab them and put them in a cardboard box. Then get in touch with your local hedgehog group, because it's almost certain they need help. Especially if they are out during daylight. www.britishhedgehogs.org.uk

Definitive proof that in Sadiq Khan's London, Christmas has been cancelled altogether www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Do you still need ideas for xmas presents?? 🎄🎅🏼🦇👀👋

I don't know why... But I just have this feeling I'm being watched... 🤔 #Catsofbluesky #Blueskycats

Wombie wrote this about his friends but it is what we all thought of him too. Typical of him to have the perfect words for the occasion.

The radio is playing in the shop and the back room... But slightly out of sync.. I'm hearing everything double.. 😱🤯

"You can see the war. It's over there between the land and the sea" #TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea

Bored… and so to bed. Nanight all xx

"Do you see that in the distance? That's the end of the queue for the tills at M&S" #girlsowncc

‘Epstein Island? The boat leaves from pier 3 in ten minutes…’

Closeup of my Calven, for Day 21 of #ArtAdventCalendar He looks intimidating here, but he was just a sweet, clumsy goofball. 😺❤️ #Stunday #EastCoastKin #PhotographersUnited #PhotographersOfBluesky #Photography #CatsOfBluesky #Cats #ArtYear #SmArtist #OnlyBeautifulThings #SensoryArt #Moments

I tried to be a bit festive by putting some lights in the window... But oh no, Banksy had to try and chew them.. FFS #WhyWeCantHaveNiceThings 🐈‍⬛💭 Lytes looked tasty.. but nawt tasty.

🐈‍⬛💭 You appear to be enjoying a snack... Where is mine?

Afrikaans words that get progressively worse. Part 1

The others are a little confused by the new lap pad from @craftycow.bsky.social but Tolly understands, as the kids say, the assignment.

*stares blankly at our price list*

A reminder that tomorrow is the last day if your kids want to catch Satan at Dillard's before Christmas.

What am I wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party? Oh you know keeping it casual...

Working in retail at Christmas 😁🤣 I'm counting down the days 🥳

So for those who watch Who do you want to win Strictly?

Oooh an Ent 🌳 Maybe Treebeard's girlfriend #LOTR 💚

There is no cat in that picture. NO CAT. 😜🐈‍⬛

3yo: “daddy’s phone is in his pocket!” me: “that’s true!” 3yo: “why isn’t mummy’s phone in her pocket?” me: “… buckle up, kiddo, we’re gonna discuss five hundred years of fashion and misogyny”

The Epstein Files: In Summary

Banksy and the warms mat... A story in 4 parts.. Banksy sniffs the cold mat

Holy shit. All these wasted years!!!

The number 1 movie when you were ten years old will define your 2026 .. ..So the evil emperor dies? I think we're going to have some fun.

You think you’ve got it bad? The number one movie from when you were 10 will define your 2026.

The number 1 movie when you were ten years old will define your 2026 .. Oh gawd..

That time Banksy couldn't find her ears...

I’ve put my shop in “holiday mode” so I don’t get orders at the last minute that I can’t get out before Christmas… But I’ll happily reopen if anyone wants to order for an after Christmas delivery.

Merry Catmas everyone 🐾🎄

Some cats just aren’t prepared to share their cat sofas! 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛😻

Nanight xx from me n Banksy

Marie Antoinette exhibit..

Almost certainly the most psychedelic photo I have taken of a bullock at sunset.

Last orders from my shop for Christmas craftysharp.etsy.com

"Krampus with a Cat" Postcard by Mac Jaffe 1901 #MenWithCats

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Another cat sofa is on its way to its forever home.. in the USA! My cat sofa emporium is truly international *Banksy looks at empty shelves where cat sofas usually sit*

Just found this jumper in the charity shop.. it called to me 💜🩷😀