Gordon Nodrog
@gordonnodrog.bsky.social
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My name isn't Gordon. Or Nodrog. Takes photos. Of things. And stuff.
Good grief. I don't think even an AI could have written dialogue as bad as Tron:Ares.
about 7 hours ago
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A fry up without eggs? Madness. It also sounds like a Nighthawks era Tom Waits song.
about 9 hours ago
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I'll give you 50p if you nip up Aldi and get me some eggs.
about 10 hours ago
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This month's haircut and I look like Billy Idol in Kenneth Branagh's Christmas classic Predator Vs Jesus of Nazareth
#ThisMonthsHaircut
about 10 hours ago
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Woke up at 2.30 with a returning migraine but I was still up early and powering through all the chores. Why? Because what choice is there? If I stopped every time I had a migraine drunks would put a road cone on my head.
about 11 hours ago
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I did well today.
1 day ago
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What medication do I need today?
1 day ago
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'If you give me some more food, some ham, a stick and three more treats, I might forgive you for that flea treatment.' - My Cat
2 days ago
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Cyclists, I'm on your side, really I am, but you've got to up your illumination game to stay safe.
2 days ago
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'Hi! I don't know the answer to your question, but here are 4 things that you already know.'
#EveryOnlineForum
2 days ago
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How is it only Thursday? Has the planet moved further from the sun? Is the clock broken? Is Superman doing laps in space again?
3 days ago
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The more my colleague protests about having to deal with immigrants, the more I wish him specific and varied harms.
3 days ago
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Dressing up to fly? Changing fonts? So glad they've sorted all the big stuff so they can deal with the minutia.
4 days ago
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Today can fall off a cliff.
4 days ago
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No, cat. You do not get a second breakfast by going out the catflap and immediately yelling at the back door to come in. This is not my first rodeo.
5 days ago
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I do like it when a meal tastes better heated up on the second day. Especially something like this veggie shep pie that keeps hot in a food flask. I would like a nap now, though.
5 days ago
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Monday
6 days ago
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I see Waitrose is spoiling its vegetarian shoppers with a festive nut roast. I say spoiling, more like ensuring they shop elsewhere.
6 days ago
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I was literally just about to get up to make lunch.
6 days ago
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Rickrolling, but every time someone clicks on right wing propaganda it takes them to a page explaining the benefits of socialism.
6 days ago
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c0nc0rdance
7 days ago
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage. Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word. A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
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Nice beaver joke spotted in Norfolk for the first time in 400 years.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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βNo one knows where it came fromβ: first wild beaver spotted in Norfolk for 400 years
Cameras capture lone creature collecting materials for its lodge in riverside nature reserve
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/dec/07/no-one-knows-where-it-came-from-first-wild-beaver-spotted-in-norfolk-for-400-years
6 days ago
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What kind of a king would use his wedding anniversary photo as his Christmas card? He's not even dressed as Santa Feckin Claus.
6 days ago
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Maybe Lewis Hamilton should have taken an Uber.
7 days ago
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Gordon Nodrog
Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan
7 days ago
A current shortage of ethnically matched donors means Black Londoners affected by sickle cell disease are having to go without blood transfusions. Could you donate blood this month?
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*quote posts every news article from every outlet with the comment WTF?*
7 days ago
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Piss Prize, more like.
8 days ago
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Sodslawyer
8 days ago
Day 6
#AirVentCalendar2025
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So windy last night that it's blown all the air away. Goodbye.
8 days ago
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'Nodrog, it would be really useful if you would learn this work thing.' 'You mean this extra workload thing that I would have to do at my pay rate even though it's a higher paid part of work?' 'But it would make things so much easier!' 'Yes. Easier for you. Zero benefit to me whatsoever.'
8 days ago
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Just added the event 'Secret Feckin Santa Horror' to my work diary.
9 days ago
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Tony Lee
10 days ago
Cat of the week?
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Paintings of London
9 days ago
'Highgate Wood' by Rebecca Denton
www.rebeccadenton.com/cards/highga...
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You could say social media is a melting pot. Or a Petri dish.
10 days ago
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Let's see if I can make it past 7.30 without collapsing in a heap of pain today.
11 days ago
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Weird day with massive pain that put me on my back for an hour then vanished. I'm guessing some kind of unusual cramp. Either that I am now actually dead and haven't realised it yet.
11 days ago
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So many Chinese snooker players given some sort of dragon nickname. I wonder if the Chinese give UK players variations of ogres as nicknames. Or maybe they just avoid the stereotypes.
11 days ago
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I heard a lottery winner today complaining about how much harder it had made his life. And more stupid, it would seem.
12 days ago
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Accidentally shaved off half my beard. I not only wonder if anyone will notice, but I'm also surprised at how little I care.
13 days ago
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reposted by
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Sodslawyer
13 days ago
Day 1
#AirVentCalendar2025
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5.08? I remember it like it was 5.07.
13 days ago
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Daft.
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13 days ago
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This is not an approved cat seating area. She knows this. But she does not care.
13 days ago
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I'm 'I need to moisturize my nostrils' years old. It's a delightful experience. I look forward to trying not to retch every morning until summer.
13 days ago
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Criminalise people pushing their shopping trolleys from the side.
13 days ago
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I truly cannot tell if this is real, or if it was made as a satire back then, but it is one of the most wtf things I have ever seen.
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Scottish life 1976
YouTube video by Ben Henderson History
https://youtube.com/shorts/KvNNm74tnuQ?si=xfCnFc0VIUuINmqi
14 days ago
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I wish affordable 12tb ssds were a thing. The old spinny thing works great for music, but getting it to list everything so I can find what stuff to move to my phone takes it forever.
14 days ago
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Using my day off to research dry nostril remedies.
14 days ago
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Baking challenges.
14 days ago
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Wow. Just listened to a very famous late 60s rock album for the first time. The most irritating thing I have heard for a really long time. Best description would be chav twee.
14 days ago
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