Good grief. I don't think even an AI could have written dialogue as bad as Tron:Ares.

A fry up without eggs? Madness. It also sounds like a Nighthawks era Tom Waits song.

I'll give you 50p if you nip up Aldi and get me some eggs.

This month's haircut and I look like Billy Idol in Kenneth Branagh's Christmas classic Predator Vs Jesus of Nazareth #ThisMonthsHaircut

Woke up at 2.30 with a returning migraine but I was still up early and powering through all the chores. Why? Because what choice is there? If I stopped every time I had a migraine drunks would put a road cone on my head.

I did well today.

What medication do I need today?

'If you give me some more food, some ham, a stick and three more treats, I might forgive you for that flea treatment.' - My Cat

Cyclists, I'm on your side, really I am, but you've got to up your illumination game to stay safe.

'Hi! I don't know the answer to your question, but here are 4 things that you already know.' #EveryOnlineForum

How is it only Thursday? Has the planet moved further from the sun? Is the clock broken? Is Superman doing laps in space again?

The more my colleague protests about having to deal with immigrants, the more I wish him specific and varied harms.

Dressing up to fly? Changing fonts? So glad they've sorted all the big stuff so they can deal with the minutia.

Today can fall off a cliff.

No, cat. You do not get a second breakfast by going out the catflap and immediately yelling at the back door to come in. This is not my first rodeo.

I do like it when a meal tastes better heated up on the second day. Especially something like this veggie shep pie that keeps hot in a food flask. I would like a nap now, though.

Monday

I see Waitrose is spoiling its vegetarian shoppers with a festive nut roast. I say spoiling, more like ensuring they shop elsewhere.

I was literally just about to get up to make lunch.

Rickrolling, but every time someone clicks on right wing propaganda it takes them to a page explaining the benefits of socialism.

A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage. Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word. A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).

Nice beaver joke spotted in Norfolk for the first time in 400 years. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

What kind of a king would use his wedding anniversary photo as his Christmas card? He's not even dressed as Santa Feckin Claus.

Maybe Lewis Hamilton should have taken an Uber.

A current shortage of ethnically matched donors means Black Londoners affected by sickle cell disease are having to go without blood transfusions. Could you donate blood this month?

*quote posts every news article from every outlet with the comment WTF?*

Piss Prize, more like.

Day 6 #AirVentCalendar2025

So windy last night that it's blown all the air away. Goodbye.

'Nodrog, it would be really useful if you would learn this work thing.' 'You mean this extra workload thing that I would have to do at my pay rate even though it's a higher paid part of work?' 'But it would make things so much easier!' 'Yes. Easier for you. Zero benefit to me whatsoever.'

Just added the event 'Secret Feckin Santa Horror' to my work diary.

Cat of the week?

'Highgate Wood' by Rebecca Denton www.rebeccadenton.com/cards/highga...

You could say social media is a melting pot. Or a Petri dish.

Let's see if I can make it past 7.30 without collapsing in a heap of pain today.

Weird day with massive pain that put me on my back for an hour then vanished. I'm guessing some kind of unusual cramp. Either that I am now actually dead and haven't realised it yet.

So many Chinese snooker players given some sort of dragon nickname. I wonder if the Chinese give UK players variations of ogres as nicknames. Or maybe they just avoid the stereotypes.

I heard a lottery winner today complaining about how much harder it had made his life. And more stupid, it would seem.

Accidentally shaved off half my beard. I not only wonder if anyone will notice, but I'm also surprised at how little I care.

Day 1 #AirVentCalendar2025

5.08? I remember it like it was 5.07.

Daft.

This is not an approved cat seating area. She knows this. But she does not care.

I'm 'I need to moisturize my nostrils' years old. It's a delightful experience. I look forward to trying not to retch every morning until summer.

Criminalise people pushing their shopping trolleys from the side.

I truly cannot tell if this is real, or if it was made as a satire back then, but it is one of the most wtf things I have ever seen. youtube.com/shorts/KvNNm...

I wish affordable 12tb ssds were a thing. The old spinny thing works great for music, but getting it to list everything so I can find what stuff to move to my phone takes it forever.

Using my day off to research dry nostril remedies.

Baking challenges.

Wow. Just listened to a very famous late 60s rock album for the first time. The most irritating thing I have heard for a really long time. Best description would be chav twee.