Might go to bed

A fork was half in the right tray and half in with the spoons. I'm not having that, I'm stamping that sort of shit right out.

Nothing quite so relaxing as being sat on a train at this time of night while someone further up the carriage mutters to themselves while practicing shadow boxing.

I got to see The Wolfgang Press for one and a bit songs. Due on at 9.20pm, actually got underway at 10pm due to technical issues. Not blaming them but it's not good starting 40 mins late at the end of a Sunday evening. Will be seeking a refund.

#NowPlaying 'Outré' - Portal

#NowPlaying 'Queer' - The Wolfgang Press

This is how Pete asks for his treats

Don't listen to it, it keeps telling everyone I'm a cunt

#NowPlaying 'Four Against Fate' - The Nightingales

#NowPlaying 'Flock' - Jane Weaver

Les Miserables Ted Miserables

Red sky at night It's all fucking shite Red sky at morning It's still fucking shite

It's raining lager #StormMoretti

The AI McCoy

Considering making recordings of cows and using them as samples to entirely recreate a classic jazz track, which would be slightly renamed as 'Mooed Indigo'. No YOU fuck off.

#NowPlaying 'Planet Of The Wolves' - Guitar Wolf

Influx of spambots liking random posts in the last day or so.

#NowPlaying 'Derbe Respect, Alder' - Faust vs Dälek

My expectations for 2026 were pretty low as it was, but fucking hell.

No double glazing at this time of year? You could be entitled to condensation

#NowPlaying 'Talker' - US Maple

#NowPlaying 'Song For Ships And Irons' - Cardiacs

#NowPlaying 'Drinking Gasoline' - Cabaret Voltaire

Two police cars plus a forensic investigation van parked near the house opposite 😬

First block of the year. Didn't take long.

Someone should make a vape called Vlad The Inhaler

I'll not wish anyone a Happy New Year. I will, though, offer everyone best wishes for the new year. While I'd love to feel I could do the former, I'm sure the difference is easily explicable, and that the thought is there anyway.

Oh here they go. It's a new year so there must be loud bangs.

#NowPlaying 'Juxtapose' - Tricky (with DJ Muggs and Grease)

#NowPlaying 'The Low End Theory' - A Tribe Called Quest

Lovely time at the pub but I'm not staying til midnight because, just...no.

Anybody shitfaced yet?

Had a pint in Islington. £4. Four actual pounds.

#NowPlaying 'Crack Man In Bat Den Sex Shock' - D.O.S.E.

#NowPlaying 'Black Sunday' - Cypress Hill

#NowPlaying 'Ill Communication' - Beastie Boys

Didn't make stuffing (yet) this year. Couldn't be arsed. Too much faff.

Pub conversation showed that we've all been a bit unanchored by the usual stuff for a few days.

#NowPlaying 'The Bad Fire' - Mogwai

Made mashed potato and went the full Close Encounters

Out with the old, in with the new (bin liner).

Today my roast potatoes were perfect.

#NowPlaying 'All One Breath' - Samana

#NowPlaying 'Dasein' - Richard H Kirk

#NowPlaying 'EX' - Plastikman

#NowPlaying 'The Bad Fire' - Mogwai

Back from the pub. Commence the kitchen chaos.

Right. Time for a couple of pints.