Imagine, for a moment, giving a solitary fuck about this. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Things that scare Kenny: Cushions Ironing boards Trees The Outside in general Open windows Swivel chairs Bin liners People about 50 ft away Things that don’t scare Kenny: Barking in my ear at 3am

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

Switched my broadband provider and my mobile sim-only provider and I’ll be saving about £400+ a year. Charging £47 for broadband and £35 for sim only? You’re avin a tin bath, m8.

A neighbour, doing loud, thumping DIY on a day when everyone is at home? Don’t be ridiculous! No one would be that unbelievably thoughtless.

Thinking of having a BBQ this weekend? Please don’t. BBQ food is awful.

Just watched a mouse run into the bathroom. Must have been urgent

Incredible footage from a United Airlines flight of the Artemis II launch.

Woke up feeling lousy. This is a genuine case of ‘there’s something going ‘round’. Bah.

I’d swap Waitrose and M&S around and Tesco and Sainsburys around

Fucker Has Nerve To Be 22 Years Old

Why, the poor of course.

Anna Gagdick Mother Illinois, Deaths and Stillbirths, 1916-1948

When I finish a short but difficult week working in a public health service, I like to come home and watch daft horror films.

“I’m going to implement even more draconian policies for asylum seekers because if I don’t when Reform get it it will be worse” is such a fucking ridiculous statement.

Shabana Mahmood like Kemi and the likes of Javid, Braverman, Sunak and Patel are literally “diversity and inclusion white supremacist” and it’s okay to say it! Get involved white people! Lol

Spain has closed its airspace to US planes involved in attacks on Iran. Meanwhile, the UK is letting US bombers land, refuel and re-arm. Complicity is always a choice — and our government has chosen to drag Britain into an illegal war.

The vicar has asked me to stop shouting “UNSUBSCRIBE” at the end of the Lord’s Prayer

don't think I ever posted this one, it's from 2021

A CC with a backbone. Excellent.

Tim Davie:

I chose The 1926 General Strike as my History O level personal project. This was in 1986 - only 60 years after the General Strike. Not 100 years. 😬 #elderly

‘Two people are not going to church’ #NotNews

From 2021

FAAFO

Last night, the ISS captured a stunning aurora between Antarctica and Australia. Check out the incredible timelapse created by our astronaut photographer!

Don’t let the usual silly arguments over chocolate eggs devalue the real story of Easter, about a religious activist being tortured to death and becoming the focus of a mystical cult around which an exploitative priesthood created a rich and powerful global institution.

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Happy Sunday!

Always liked animals. Mum left me in the garden and went next door. I played with the fox cubs. Then I invited them into our house and fed them stewing meat for that night's dinner. They pissed on the sofa and dad had to take it to the dump. You can't get rid of the smell.

That UK government ever considers asserting its contractual rights against a major supplier is rare and welcome. And here, this is especially welcome. This will not be easy but it can be done, but it is good it is being seriously considered at all. www.ft.com/content/2d2b...

I’ve signed up for this. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 hopenothate.org.uk/vote-hope/

Vote HOPE 2026 hopenothate.org.uk/vote-hope/

Nothing says good morning like a dog who’s just finished licking his bum jumping on you and trying to lick your face.

A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...

Don’t forget the clocks go forward tonight so make sure you put something soft out for them to land on.

This protest sign in Porto, Portugal is amazing! 🔥

This is pure Alan Partridge.

🚨 BREAKING: The UK’s biggest ever anti-far right march is happening right now 🪧

This is Lacey. Her snoot has gone into turbo mode. Cannot be held responsible for what it does next. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: snootcuties)

Wish I was mentally robust to go on the march today. Thanks to all those who have.

Don’t nod off watching Masterchef: The Professionals. The preposterous incidental music will get into your head and you’ll wake up in a panic, ready to take up arms. #justabitofdinner

Dis mi bal - a pictorial.

‘Sleb gets free trip with other slebs’ Just what comedy was crying out for.

Dis mi bal - a pictorial.