New depths have been plumbed. JFC. #FuckoffFarage

I miss the days when it was enough to frame a comedy moment with a jaunty solo bassoon.

Harsh.

Why was Ross Kemp there?

My Edinburgh fringe calendar currently looks as empty of women as an early 2000s comedy panel show so if you’d like to recommend any you know are doing the fringe this year I’m all ears.

Kenny went to dog daycare today and he’s been here, in this position, since I brought him home and fed him at 5pm.

I think I’ve just simultaneously prolapsed *everything*. Send help.

Robbed off Facebook

Amendment watch... Lib Dem MP Lisa Smart has an amendment to the Representation of the People Bill which would ban politicians from taking payments from foreign state broadcasters. Richard Burgon's would exclude oil and gas companies from the list of permissible donors.

Sitting in the front yard drinking 0% Guinness.

Bloke meets family.

Well done to England’s women for bowling out India for 285. Last I heard India were 162-3 and looking set for a really decent total.

Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/

If Binface does defeat Farage and the threat of Reform is ended, we should commemorate it with an annual day of celebration when folk wear bins on their heads 🗑

The Spectator, as ever, has the worst takes. Clacton is a real place, and Farage has never shown any real respect for it. He doesn't do surgeries, and barely ever turns up to Parliament, making millions from other jobs while an MP as the country goes downhill thanks to his Brexit! Up Count Binface!

Mr Blue Sky.

Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!

Bloke visits family.

Reform provide pictures they claim showing Count Binface activists have taken over UK “They’re all over, each house has at least 2 or 3 of them loitering outside. Voters feel intimidated, as per our first photo they’re blocking a street so people have to walk between them. It’s election tampering”

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Someone got sucked off in a plane?! *puts glasses on, turns on hearing aids* Oh, right.

Lot of people on the socials letting us know that they actually do NOT agree with murder. Thanks for the statement, babez n hunz.

I actually don't think it's great for a democracy if someone is allowed to get away with incitement to racial violence, protected and boosted by the media, for over two decades, until they decide they're sick of him and root out one of the scandals they've had in a desk drawer.

Hearing aids fixed. Phone camera fixed. Vacuum cleaner fixed. #RepairNotReplace.

Refrain from speculation, unless you’re a newspaper columnist. Then you can draw all kind of inferences that fit with your pre-existing positions and those of your proprietor.

‘You might think that his noisome self-pity would turn off some of his supporters, but despite the occasional apostrophe to stoicism and virility, most modern reactionaries traffic in imagined victimhood.’ @piercepenniless.bsky.social on Nigel Farage’s resignation. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/ju...

🚨 NEW: More Brits want Count Binface to win the Clacton by-election than Nigel Farage

‘Why Count Binface isn’t immensely silly, is a genuine threat to democracy and isn’t showing the far right up as a huge collective of undiagnosed narcissistic personality disorders, actually’ - my column for the Daily Arsehole.

When you come third place to a bin

Has anyone looked into Count Binface's title? As an aristocrat is he eligible to sit in the commons?

Imagine what kind of hell you must be fleeing as an illegal immigrant that Clacton seems like a better alternative?

Please do remember that 'refusal to suffer fools gladly', 'forthright manner' and 'unafraid to speak their mind' are all code for 'absolute bastard'.

Southern Water: ‘Dear Miss Brand, even though it’s just you and a small dog in your house, we’re raising your water bill to £50 a month oh and can you not use your water that much. Ta everso, The Fucking Pirates at Southern Water (sent from the CEO’s party yacht, somewhere near the Maldives)’.

I’ve added these 4 new smaller prints to the A4 print section of my store. Open edition, hand signed and printed here by me.❤️

Might do a podcast where, each ep, me and my celebrity guest just call Nigel Farage a fucking arsehole for 60 minutes.

Also, 'they spoke their mind' and 'they stuck to their principles' are not positive traits if the person is a hideous bigoted old sack of shit with appalling principles and beliefs.

Can we just all agree at this point that "never speak ill of the dead" & "if you've got nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all" are completely obsolete & invalid in the Year Of Our Lord 2026?

ALL HAIL

Cartoon from 2005: Ann Widdecombe and her High Church Mice

‘Ann Widdecombe has been cancelled, just for being dead’ - Daily Mail

Climate change denier, pro death penalty, left the Church of England over the ordination of women priests, supported conversion therapy, compared Brexit to "slaves revolting against their owners", but she did Strictly so that's all right.

You are probably today going to see a lot of people giving hagiographies to Ann Widdecombe, who was a lifelong opponent of civil rights for LGBT people and women, but who was charming on talk shows and thus was allowed to become a National Treasure.

I keep thinking of how HM Queen is now mainly remembered for being in sketches with James Bond and Paddington Bear, rather than paying for her son’s problems to disappear. Light Ent is a great laundry of the otherwise unacceptable.

Did they just chuck it at the front door of the British Museum, ring the door bell then bugger off? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

*sips tea* www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Had a day off but struggling to do anything beyond sit in front of a desk fan.

👇🍟 HT @sarahgailbrand.bsky.social

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