There's a wrong way and a right way to report this

I'm not convinced 'cheaper holidays' is the electoral slam-dunk Reeves imagines it to be.

I’m so sick of seeing Farage and co on TV all the bloody time. They now know that if thy hold a press conference on any day ending in a ‘y’, they will be given endless coverage and broadcasting hours. All this for a party that could fit all of its MPs into a hatchback car.

Oh so Jimmy Kimmel isn’t Jimmy Fallon. Right, got it. #TheJimmys

Just a smal towne girle Livinge yn a lonelye worlde She took the midnighte cart Goinge anywhere

Blue tears 💦 Scotland. 20th September. #fungifriends

Boil-in-the-Bag Vesta curry packet.

A tape of him talking about himself and how great he was.

If the left had truly decamped to Bluesky, there would now be 463 different breakaway Blueskys.

I’m getting used to my new hearing aids and I’m glad I have them but it’s always a relief to take them out at bed time. Bit like taking off a bra. #EarBras

New hobby: reading the hilariously peeved comments under recipes on BBC Good Food App. ‘THIS IS HORRIBLE. WHY DID YOU MAKE ME RUIN IT?’ etc

Fash around and find out.

An edit button would be nice.

Just worn myself out trying to put up a clothes airer. Now lying on the bed listening to Mozart Requiem.

I’ll be on Times Radio at 5:30 where I hope to get cancelled for pointing out that serving ‘watercress pannacotta, chicken ballotine and vanilla bombe to a visiting President is actually very clearly giving ‘jelly & ice cream and nuggets’ to a toddler.

You want slaves

this exists it is called thinking

Berlioz, waiting for his iMac to install updates.

Nobody’s dancing in the moonlight any more and that’s just fine actually.

No one’s riding on time anymore, and that’s sad.

I do not struggle with the idea of male beauty someone point me towards the beautiful males.

How did we let Jimmy Savile get away with it? Perhaps we’ll never really understand. Now, over to Windsor Castle where police arrested four people for protesting a state visit by a self-confessed abuser and possible paedophile

When I said I didn’t actually know her I meant, personally. 🙄

Only two thundering great arseholes on the train home. London, you’re slipping.

Wake up Babe, a new euphemism for students getting drunk just dropped

First they came for Nigel Farage and I said “it’s that bloke over there pointing at the sea”.

Off to see Fran Lebowitz. At The Barbican. I don’t actually know her.

Week 2 of hearing aids: I can hear my neighbours thinking. #update

This borders on inane, but does anyone else feel disappointed when an actor/musician they admire has ‘work done’ (fillers, Botox etc)?

Me after a one hour online meeting.

I want my country back … from a system of privatisation that has made our transport system the most expensive in the world and utterly unreliable and overcrowded

The main story on BBC 6 Music News this morning is that a ‘boat carrying migrants is on its way to France’ Delivered in the same upbeat tone as England winning the women’s Euros. The migration ‘debate’ in this country is unmoored from reality, and the media-political complex is feeding it

Ooh, Marching Powder is streaming on Amazon. If you missed it in cinemas, I highly recommend missing it again.

I’d hide my face if I was married to that cnut.

All journalists should bend the knee to the work of the obituarist, the one discipline which enables the practitioner to get a byline from beyond the grave. Ronald Bergen predeceased his subject Robert Redford by 5 years, but left behind a truly masterful obit. www.theguardian.com/film/2025/se...

Imagine living in a country where the government declares protest groups to be terrorists; where people the government and reactionary press fear and dislike are harassed and fired, and left wing public figures are subjected to plainly vexatious official inquiries and spurious legal proceedings.

Learning about the new features in Procreate

oh my good god, he was beautiful.

Queen

TERRORISM EXPERT HERE: He cannot designate an idea as a terrorist group. There is no org called ANTIFA. There is no leadership or funding path or no membership. Also there is no terrorism law in America. Ask Luigi. He wants to call anyone a terrorist. That’s Fascism. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

‘Zany’

It's incredible how close the Red Arrows fly together, must take nerves of steel

Only that Bryan Johnson needs long term, 3 times a week psychoanalytic psychotherapy.

If I was married to that orange cnut I’d hide behind a hat all the fucking time.

I want my country back … from those who profit as public transport is run into the ground , those who get rewards for putting shit in the sea, those financiers and bankers who will destabilise a country for a quick buck, basically everyone Farage will stand up for if he wins an election

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‘…so I told him to fuck off’