I really hate this mode of discourse. I don't give a shit if he apologises or not, because I don't give a flying fuck what he thinks, and neither should anyone else. He's just some cunt.

Pam Bondi has been a complete and total failure at her job. The Epstein survivors showed more courage just by being in that room than she did under oath. She refused to answer questions and chose complicity. America deserves better.

‘Humans caught eating’ shocker.

Hey Wes, the NHS is falling to fucking pieces, mate, y’know, when you’ve got a mo.

It's all too easy to slag off someone as awful as Kid Rock, so you've really got no reason not to.

Withering Depths. #amirite

With this thoughtful buying of prime media sites, I don't see how it can fail.

Love you Mum. Love you Dad. Mmm. Love you too Gerald ❤️

New Mackenzie Crook programme is lovely.

Evening.

Once again I am mad at this dickhead for not staying in the nice warm ocean and leading to all this human nonsense

In my slightly detached state I’ve been confusing Bad Bunny with Jive Bunny, the novelty pop act from the late 80s.

Superb stuff www.instagram.com/reel/DUEVwe9...

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Small Prophets, the new series from Mackenzie Crook, co-starring Pearce Quigley and Michael Palin, starts tonight at 10pm on BBC Two. It's the @radiotimes.bsky.social Pick of the Day.

I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself! bluesky-map.theo.io I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century. He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

Wild stuff from Jonathan here, contingent as it is upon everyone agreeing to pretend they don’t know him and his mates fought for years to put the Peter Mandelson wing of the party back in charge, and that their core aim in all of their careers was to be much like Peter Mandelson.

The Times calls Keir Starmer's decision to hire Peter Mandelson an "egregious error" which deserves an "inquiry into the appointment process." Not included is any demand for an inquiry into their own appointment of him, long after his post-conviction relationship with Jeffrey Epstein was exposed

Its wild to see members of the PLP say 'we simply wouldn't have won without McSweeney.' Lads, you were shooting fish in a very small mug. A magic 8 ball could orchestrate a win over 2024's tories. The reason you are facing an existential crisis right now tho is McSweeney.

BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors

H/t @jollygoodginger.bsky.social, OPERATION DILDO BLITZ IS A GO

Mum has been transferred to another hospital. The ward has closed due to a norovirus outbreak. My brother visited her, was then extremely ill himself, passed out, sustained a head injury and is now in hospital. Happy Sunday and please wash your hands.

There are like 4 band names in this headline

Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries. One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home. Abolish the billionaire class:

Yeah I saw 3 different people say "stein" like the drinking vessel in parliament the other day. Nowt about it in the papers.

Odd. I can remember people being absolutely convinced Jeremy Corbyn pronouncing 'Epstein' properly was certain proof that he was anti-semitic, yet lately I've noticed loads of people have trouble remembering Jeffrey Epstein pronounced his name 'Epsteen' and nobody's said any such thing about them.

Didn't look great to begin with tbh

Derek Patterson.

Turns out I’m not the only one who can’t tell Cybertrucks from dumpsters.

sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed

Just seen an account that only sends elaborate ‘greetings’ to Nigella Lawson. 👀

It was by Sian Welby

This amused me greatly 😂 especially the fox painting 😂 Thank yoooo @cheekybudgie.bsky.social

I’m not a Starmer fan (#KennySteamer) but if you’re going to pull his government and party to shreds investigating alleged wrongdoing then subject Farage and his vanity project to the same investigations.

The individuals that fill me with seething, hateful contempt are the editors and producers who give Farage a free pass and don’t go in for the kill because he is ‘good telly’/good for clicks.

yeah no shit - maybe because the BBC invite them onto Question Time 87 times a year and make special news programmes called things like ‘Nigel Farage: Is He a Dreamboat?’

Their original manifesto was comedy gold , making taxi drivers wear ties...

I used to work in a big photo agency just before digital came in, when all the images were on slides in cardboard folders. We had SO many photos of Richard Branson doing this that we had a separate folder called 'Holding Women Upside Down'.

Narrator: ‘and, yet again, nothing happened.’

😂

Happens to the best of us

Dis mine. #Kenny

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

Oh great it’s raining.