Imagine having to be JJ Chalmers and having to be an expert on *everything* Last week, he was fixing stuff out of the back of a mobile antiques wagon…

I’m done.

Crown green bowlers seeing the ratings the curlers get.

I know loads of scientists, but I’ve never met a ‘boffin’ and I think I’d like to 🤔

Barry Kent has almost definitely enjoyed a lunchtime snifter with Steven Toast during the filming of a mid-tier "Crown Court". #ToastofLondon

Today, I’m appropriately attired for a conversation about rugby, if required.

✅ Homemade sign ✅ Dog ✅ Folded arms ✅ Look at my effing red trousers ✅ Oldiewonk in reactolites Pretty much a full house.

Up the Swedes! 🇸🇪#curling 🥌 #winterolympics

"Wait, what are you doing with that pillow?"

The jumpy, spinny skiing / snowboarding community really do have their own language. It’s like listening to someone speaking the Irish, I hold out for the occasional English word and hope for the best 😂

Things that can get in the bin 9/2/26: Cretins with wheelie suitcases. Fig rolls. Popped collar polo shirts.

Appointment in tahnnnnn, isn’t it?

Home. Shattered. Slipping into a hot bath which is saltier than the Dead Sea. From the bedroom I can hear snowboarding commentary, from which I can decipher nothing useful.

Stanley Bloody Baldwin.

Loving the curling 🥌

Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

Ireland has 4 competitors at the Winter Olympics, all in skiing. which is awesome because Ireland has no snow or mountains. our main winter sports are drinking, singing Fairytale of New York & spreading respiratory illnesses.

Honestly love the Winter Olympics.

Vexed.

Friendship. Family. Heartbreak. #StarTrekIII

Large chicken doner. All the salad, no chillies pls, boss. #london

Unfortunately, Sangeeta, I was brought up, not dragged up, so if you don’t mind, I’ll carry on treating the the people I deal with daily with nothing less than the most basic level of respect and civility, in the hopes that others (not you, obviously) show me the same consideration.

i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this

Did somebody say beveragino?

So true. More than once in my case (shamefully), and with life (and bank balance) altering consequences. More fool me.

That time I recreated the Simpsons intro using only stock footage.

Thinking about Big Bertha, the world's oldest cow from County Kerry, who died just before her 49th birthday after calving 39 times over her life (another record) - she also raised thousands for charity, lead the St. Patrick's parade in Sneem, and had her birthday and wake in a local pub

Utterly. Fucking. Abysmal. #6Nations #Rugby #IRE

A public spirited person has uploaded all of ‘Whodunnit?’ to YouTube. It’s wonderfully odd.

Panel shows. Shows with stand-ups doing everyday things. Shows with stand-ups & their wives doing everyday things. All of it can get in the bin.

Sweet suffering baby Jesus on the cross! x

Bands are just not hot like this anymore

Whilst a low church upbringing has many disadvantages, by god, they don’t half teach us how to hold a grudge… He’ll be like a Jack Russell with a rat at this. You love to see it.

In honour of Melania, here's a reminder that the thing Kane is applauding in this popular gif isn't good. It's very bad! It's his wife singing poorly in an opera he paid for.

Lord Mandelson relaxing in between resignations.

"Do you know the old Klingon proverb that revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold...in space." Go on Gordy 🙌

As it traditional on Groundhog Day, I spend February 2nd staring in disbelief at how fucking terrible the posters for the film were.

no new pictures. where are you at mentally?

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1785

Monday tomorrow is it?

Sunday. Time for a hymn. Let us all burst forth together 🙏🏻 youtu.be/_ZEEgIti8sM?...

...they told her no, didn't they

All hail the unknown soldier who has done the lord’s work uploading all of the Jonathan Meades films to YouTube. Your reward will be in heaven 🙏🏻🙌🙌

My theme song open.spotify.com/track/3uh9zk...