With the loss of Dermot Murnaghan an now Ed Stourton to Prostate Cancer, along with Clarkson’s diagnosis, a reminder fellas to *please* get checked if you’re over 50. It’s a non-invasive blood test now, so nothing to worry over. 2 minutes that could save your life.

Ah no… fine broadcaster.

"So Victor goes into the bathroom as Mrs. Meldrew’s coming out, and he sees there’s another man in there, what was he doing in there, well of course we know that he’s there for legitimate reasons, but Victor says ‘What the hell do think you’re doing’. Very funny"

The fucking state of it

My favorite review of Downton Abbey was "your enjoyment of this show will be commensurate with how much of your life was spent riding horses vs. cleaning up the shit"

Oh dear. How sad. Nevermind. apnews.com/article/tate...

First time in recorded history that a man has been simultaneously arrested by the cops and the fashion police

I have to give our neighbours to the rear points for loyalty. They’ve had a house party for every single England game.

👋🏻 Pissed

I think I've just found the greatest passive aggressive sign ever made

Pint of beer 32p 20 cigarettes 60p Three day week I, for one, welcome our new manc overlord.

Let’s usher in the weekend in genteel fashion. What you’ll need: Pint pot. Pimms (or a knock off - mines from Lidl) Lemonade or Sprite (Lemonade is better imho) LOADS of ice Slice of orange, lemon and lime, halved. Half a dozen mint leaves Strawberries (sliced or quartered) A thirst. Chin, chin.

Brenda Fricker, actress best known for My Left Foot and Home Alone 2, has died

So... today it’s the 113th anniversary of the first custard pie thrown in someone’s face in a motion picture

Right. Lucy Beaumont. Is this a ‘bit’ a character she’s playing, who’s just bad at telly, or is that actually who she is?

You should absolutely watch The Prisoner, partly because it'll unlock so many pop culture references and influences over the years, but also because it is a timelessly gripping watch. You'd be shocked how good it holds up.

Describe yourself in three characters

Chips, beans and sausages for tea, lads. It’s a Friday nighter really, but I’m ungovernable.

I see he’s met your mum

Fair play to Radacanu. I’d be cashing in on my fluke win too in her shoes. Same goes for the rest of them. As long as they declare “Ad” - fill yer boots. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Finally it's my moment to shine

I’m going to a picnic. What is the hive mind’s suggestions for sandwich fillings that won’t fall asunder? Also, can I premix my pimms in the lemonade bottle the night before?

Billy Milk. Fuck. I’d be a good ball player. Who knew?

Fun for all the family! Tomorrow belongs to me!

Calling the England Team 'Dad' because it's never coming home

You know who to blame for this, folks

And that’s that.

Oh fuck.

Hydration break

Me after 66min of Association Football

Ok. I can avoid it no more. #TheFootball

Rewatching Jaws. Again

Yer Da can identify with England as he's had his first semi in eight years, too.

Timothée Mallette

Morning all, someone has done it at last 😹😹

I guess the difference would be that war criminals don't get to avoid a trial by calling a by-election against a bin

Made another low-quality ad board video. Fifty seconds of your life you’ll never see again. .

Oh my god there’s a short with him and Hugo Weaving taking a bath??

😂 @seththevoz.bsky.social

Roses are red E = mc squared is an equation

And yet again the Simpsons predict the future

Don’t know who to credit for this. But it is how I feel.

Awww no.

JOY

I am twelve years old.

Lovely bit of nonsense on insta. Norwegian Airlines vs BA. Loser had to swap logo for 24hrs.

Trafalgar Square’s tree this Christmas.

Lying in a cold bath drinking vodka and smoking a fag is my cardio.