Verka was robbed. Greatest Eurosong *EVER* I will not be taking questions at this time. #Eurovision youtu.be/hfjHJneVonE?...

Spotted last night. Righty ho

Found a new pic to use against BlueSky reply guys, care of the iPaper.

On a tube. Merrily pissed. No good can come of it. Upside. It’s a district, so sore feet the most likely outcome

Mine. When I was very young, he was our Ulster Unionist MP & I met him in our local chemist.

The Winston At the Nat Lib is 5⭐️

“She gets too hungry for dinner at eight She likes the theatre and never comes late She never bothers with people she hates, that’s why…”

Andy Burnham cuts a dashing figure flaunting his legs as temperatures sizzle in leadership challenge #ifmenwerechicks

Sad to hear that actor David Burke has died. Probably most famous as Watson in the Granada Sherlock Holmes series, he had a superb career both before and after it.

You join me in EC2, spiritual home of the gilet and all who wear them.

Off to a reception with this lot youtu.be/ZS3nX8i1z5o?...

FUN FOR ALL THE FAMILY 🎉

Streeting resignation letter in full (see below). New episode out NOW: linktr.ee/ohgodwhatnow...

Remembering Eric Morecambe, born this day in 1926.

BUYING THESE NONCE GLASSES SHOULD AUTOMATICALLY PUT YOU ON A REGISTER

Eli Roth’s High School Musical

Here in TV’s London, our focus remains on *real* news. Honestly staggered it took Wes 20min to tell Kier he’d had no luck at the market. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The UK News Forecast is in.

A 🧵 we should all be following.

Are you all enjoying yourselves?

See you lot on the bus!!

Was told something lovely today, then had it taken straight back from me before the sentence had even finished. Person went out of their way to phone and tell me, too. It’s like your insides shatter like glass and you just have to keep smiling and carry on.

1. Drive out into the countryside, throw a stick for him, drive off. 2. There’s a wee woman up the country at home that does charms for that. 3. Vinegar & bicarb. Not malt, that’ll make it worse. 4. Ajax and a Brillo pad.

I met my ex at his mothers wake 🤦‍♀️

bicarb. does everything

Always enjoy reporting like this, where the actors credits are squeezed in at every opportunity 😂

My beautiful, wonderful, Jinx (left) GBUF 💔 and Trixie & DJ, who I had to leave at home when I came to LDN. I miss them so much 😭

Hello 👋🏻

Wanna kiss me, duckie?

Good to see the LibDems gradually rebuilding the Kingdom of Wessex one shire at a time under King Ædward of Davey. Just Hamtunscīr, Wiltunscir and the Vale of Teste to conquer before the kingdom is reunited to fight back the Reforme hordes of Mercia and Essex

Saturday night and, lest any of you smartarses think I don’t know how to have a good time, I’m drinking a Stella in a he bath. It’s a ‘Wimbledon Edition’ wife beater - ‘cause I’m a proper classy bird.

Frank Thornton and Larry Martyn team up for this PIF.

More press lies 🤬 As if you’d brag.

DON’T DO IT, GORDY!

Remembering the life of comedian and actor Sid James who was born #OnThisDate in 1913. Sid passed away in 1976.

I don’t care what they pull out of the bag at the RAH for #Attenbrough100 it won’t be enough. NOTHING will *ever* be enough.

I’ve been on QT, cause I’m mental, but I gather Eternal Flame is on? I had a teacher who had that back to back on both sides of a maxell 90min tape that he played on a loop. #truestory #totp

Election night QT youtu.be/p3tUqRBiMVo?...

Instagram thinks I need instructions and encouragement 😂

Actual lol

It never ceases to amaze me how many election pundits don’t understand the dynamics of First Past the Post, and how vote-splitting works under the UK’s electoral system. John Curtice does. Listen to John Curtice.

It’s Sid James’ birthday. Here’s a photo that is the 70s in distilled essence.

I genuinely have no clue what is happening on this planet anymore.

'... A Tuk-Tuk Suk-Suk in Phuk-Phuk-et'

This weeks films so far: One Battle After Another 5⭐️ (Sean Penn 👌💋) Spinal Tap II 3⭐️ (God bless Rob Reiner) Fancy an oldie this evening, so I’m doing The Towering Inferno