"What's in the box?" "Pain"

I deeply resent “working class” being taken by much of our political/media class to mean “mostly racist”.

I'm sorry, I just don't think honey should be hot.

Yesterday, there was hope that things can be better. Today, a dementia patient left unsupervised and surrounded by sycophants has bombed a school under the pretence of "freeing people". The emotional whiplash is paralysing.

Influencers all need to be transported to the nearest live volcano and dropped in. Or at least banned from posing and flouncing around a very busy display in an exhibition. Other people are not background noise to your main character syndrome.

I don't want to go out, I want to put my joggers on and play World of Warcraft 😢

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

Put a wall around America and make them pay for it

Toenail trimming: the worst body admin

WERNER HERZOG: cast into the wilderness by an uncaring mother, the child must choose a companion, a beast of unnatural capabilities through which to channel his will. they will not rest until every gymnasium lies in ruin. ASH: where's professor oak HERZOG: this lizard is on fire

note that she's already going by "Ms." instead of "Mrs." Their marriage will not survive this trip

Work is finished, my husband is going out for the evening, it's just me, the cat, Dominos pizza and World of Warcraft early access, baby 😎

Saying this the same way I'd say 'Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne'

"I think this used to be a branch of Borders, you know - really a remarkable shop at the time, you could buy books and videos, this was back in the days of physical media of course, and then DVDs when those came along, you probably don't know what a video is ha ha - " "Sir, this is a Wendy's."

Mini hot cross buns for breakie, crumpets for lunch. What will I have for tea? Couple of teacakes maybe?

Hello darkness my old friend...

The noise of sadly clicking briefcases

The rise of the CS:GO gamer mindset. Everyone better than him is cheating, everyone worse than him is a skillless loser.

Green party win AND early access to the new Warcraft expansion? Gimme a chippy tea as well and this Friday just became S tier

Reform UK here

Labour's swing toward racism is perhaps the biggest unforced error in British political history; burnt their base to ashes and won them not a single vote on the right.

I was having nightmares about the by election, and am so happy to see the result. Wonder if this will make Labour ditch their Island of Strangers rhetoric now they realise racists the mega-racists and they've driven away their left wing support.

The fact Reform were left in the dirt as well tells you what we've said for a long time. A promise for change can be an antidote to right-wing rhetoric.

Yoru’s attack landed! Uni got compressed…

Uni dodged Yoru’s attack! Too cool. Too strong.

Rewatching SG1 and just found out I'm roughly the same age as Colonel O'Neill is in S1 😱

I'm in the office and got a teaspoon to eat my yogurt with and WHY IS IT SO LONG

Put on a pair of new chinos and now Waggy keeps saying 'Buongiorno' to me like that Italian cat

I moved

Walking to work and it's blue skies, cool, Blondie blaring in my headphones, it's just a shame I'm going to work rather than picking up pastries and sitting in a park somewhere

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

Thinking about getting into drinking more so I can get mortal then buy this

🫵 chill out

Jesse Marsch needs to find a new hobby Now that he has resorted to using spreadsheets in defence of his #LUFC tenure, we think it's time he finds something better to do with his time. by @cmcmenamy.bsky.social

@lucyfishwife.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You share the day with my mum.

Hey Dude came up on my random songs playlist and I'm still haunted by the tweet that said the last two Kula Shaker fans should find each other and breed

We did a fun little psychometric test thing at work yesterday to do some team building for our new team and I came out as 'one to watch' which means I am either brilliant or dangerous imo

Get everyone back to the office - it's the only way to boost productivity! Meanwhile...

Forcing myself into a good mood by listening to the Charlie Hedges 24 hours danceathon on Radio One Dance

Hello, I'm the designer of the table trays on the Transpennine Express and I'm here to make sure that nothing you place on them stays on there for more than 30 seconds.

It's so bizarre, I bought a new build so am obviously instantly drunkable, except you could only get Help to Buy loans from the government on new builds, and because unfortunately I don't have family wealth that could give me a random £30k for a deposit that was my only option

You will never understand how Class works in the UK. It is a complete baffling mystery - a set of rules so bizarre and arbitrary that the moment someone works out exactly how it works - the United Kingdom will disappear and be replaced by something even more complicated.

Kiwis are not worth the ballsack they appear in

It's time to listen to some Horus Heresy in bed

Drop a crush from your youth

sounds like a horrifying fate straight from mythological punishments

Sam Allardyce appointed manager of Nottingham Forest.