Hey friends living in the UK, would you care to add your signature? Fuck these damn data centres.

Kevin Keegan: he hated fascists

My mum's old cabinet 🤝 Burnham's cabinet Filled with weird shit

Sometimes you type your best emails whilst listening to the Imperial March

Looking in the mirror for the first time today and realising I have croissant on my face

My cat after knocking all my dressing table after going mad at 0300

Losing to the baby you bathed sounds like a Greek myth

The 2026 World Cup is over

This is the real Odyssey

I've got a meeting at 0830 you sacks of crap

The ref should spray that foam in Messi's gob

hi, soccer expert here! referees only do this when they're extremely horny

I'd love one of those cans of foam

Get the rest of them on cards for dissent

How I feel right now:

When I was a teen I worked at a flatroofed pub and the pub football team used to inject oranges with vodka and have them at half time

The ticket pricing denied us the image of an ultra, tattooed to the scalp, wanted by interpol, staring at this spectacle

Sat next to a middle aged couple to see Return of the King as the previous film was ruined by talking YOUTHS and all the way through, every time Frodo was in danger, the woman kept saying "NO, FRODO, RUN. FRODO, RUN"

When I feel sad I remember there's going to be a new Highlander with Henry Cavill AND Drew McIntyre

It's not 1000C every night now, which means Stefi is FREEZING and must get under the covers at every opportunity

Selling a bunch of my mum's old bags for her as "at 72 I only need four" and came across this 20+ year jump scare in one

It's new toy day!

Let's scran

Perky Alien by me. (2021)

Why is everything I like lots of money?

Calling him Mike (short for microwave) because of how often I see him reheating jokes

I love how my husband always asks me info on our new signings like I'm his personal Fabrizio Romano

Let's see what the fuss is about

Someone at work asked me how I was so fast with GIFs and the answer is simply this. I want it more, I see the meme and I run for it, you gotta get up early in the day to beat my reactions in getting reactions

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

With all due respect to Mr Nolan, the perfect adaptation of the Odyssey has already been made.

Pythagoras thought beans had human souls

Time to put my work kayfabe on

It came to me in a dream

I've just heard everyone's periods went weird in June because they turned off the Large Hadron Collider. I'm going to miss my team when I leave.

My most liked posts have been about being able to text my cat and the community of football and maybe I should pivot into being full-time wholesome

Calling the England Team 'Dad' because it's never coming home

HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison? SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin. SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well

Anyway, one of the best things about the football was it made BlueSky feel like 2014 twitter. Everyone watching the same thing, having a funny take, genuinely good stuff

Can't believe we have to watch the french ruin our Saturday night too

Solemnly reversing my England flag back to racist

Me, a bellend: "this doesn't look sustainable" Tuchel, a tactical genius: "these Argentinan lads don't look like scoring, they keep missing by centimeters"

I am only happy for Marcelo Bielsa.

A random American is appearing in my mentions?

Knees are weak, arms are heavy, bring on Burns and fuck up Messi

I went downstairs to get to some snack peas and completely missed the goal 😭