Charles can say whatever he wants, but Diana Spencer is our best player so far.

Harry Kane’s England?

David Hockaday on BBC #LUFC

That’s the tram fucked then, lads and lasses… #LUFC

“You don’t HAVE to celebrate moments”

Remember when fixtures release day meant something? It’s just the first draft now until Sky make their amendments. #LUFC

Well APPARENTLY they only do cars and also I'm banned for life

Why are the Argentina kits so Bakadere?

Thank you and good luck, Illian. #LUFC

It’s time to call it a day, Christian. 😕

I can’t remember feeling as genuinely pleased about everything happening at this football club for a very long time. This is genuinely great. #LUFC.

Has anyone checked in on Angus “Yellow kits don’t sell” Kinnear this morning? #LUFC

Happy #pride month!

Holy Mother of God. You've got to go faster than that to get to the top…

And yo I’m just like my country, I’m old, crappy, and bumbly and I’m not throwing away my shot. #BritishHamilton

This will 100% fuck up

The first Covid fixture cancellation. Every time I come across these it feels surreal. #LUFC

Happy Birthday Paul Rachubka (45) #LUFC

I had a dream last night about the Elland Road expansion… I know, why not something interesting? But the south stand had been extended across Elland Road and The Old Peacock had been incorporated into the concourse - becoming the south stand ‘bar’.

Origins of EFL rule 127, you’ll never sing that.

👌

My god Spurs are shite. I hate that we have to lose to relegate them. I’m so fucking conflicted.

Putting the Arse in Arsenal.

There are umpteen better ways of getting better footage way more covertly than half standing behind a tree with your phone out. 🤣 A pair of Meta glasses and Southampton would have been playing in the final. Hilarious.

Hey, at least if I’d have died the last voices I would have heard was @grahamsmyth.bsky.social and @thesquareball.net 🤣🥴

This showed up in my feed today and of course it’s worth a rewatch 🤭 But I noticed something new today, watch the disabled section below the away support… #LUFC

Sneaking a giant screen into the flagshagger march is one of the funniest things @ledbydonkeys.org have ever done. "STAY HYDRATED" 😂🤣😂

Scottish football is ever the poorer for that shite.

This Castlevania kid is pony.

I simply refuse to believe that James Maddison would have gone looking for a penalty.

The standard of football in this playoff semi is so poor.

The most annoying thing about tonight was the media narrative - they’d pre decided the storyline and you could hear the commentary team just stopping short of wishing for it to come true. Like Leeds weren’t even part of the contest. Sky TV is fucking shit. #LUFC

Please don’t let that doss cunt Spence get any joy. #LUFC

DCL auditioning for England as Paul Gascoigne 6 pints in.

Lovely finish. Cunt.

If Calvert Lewin was a size 8 and not a 9 we’d have a pen.

This is weird. Nothing on this other than the ability to cause havoc in the relegation battle. We are the crow to the two cats of spurs and west ham… #LUFC

Let me just shock you, I really like VAR.

SAFE.

Leeds United will play Premier League football next season. Like it was ever in doubt. #lufc

Why does it look like Rachel Reeves is officiating a wedding between Keir Starmer and Gordon Brown

if West Ham and Spurs achieve 38 points, this will be the first Premier League season in 15 years that just staying unbeaten wasn’t enough to keep you safe.

Can someone tell Sky Sports that we are 14th and our card should be yellow? Also, I appreciate that Palace have a game in hand but they should be included…

BIT FUCKING LATE LADS

If you don't think #LUFC could possibly break the record for most points for a relegated side, I envy you. You've somehow avoided being as severely traumatised as I am, from the many years of supporting them.

Djed Spence