Never agreed with Warnock freezing him out like he did. Glad he’s still earning a wage. #LUFC

FUCK OFF

I’ve never wanted Joe Cole to touch my balls before now.

TNT Sports just cut to audio of someone telling someone who their teams got in the rehearsal earlier… ffs… #LUFC

Season ticket renewals came round QUICK this year. 🥲 #LUFC

POV: Looking up rule 12 and seeing Farke is bang to rights… #LUFC (1/2)

I’m gonna die on this hill…

The only good thing about tonight was their fans - credit to them. Loud and persistent. Their team are time wasting, anti football wankers, like. #LUFC

Sunderland players versus #LUFC - 03/03/26

Uncomfortable realisation. All of our good form was with the winter ball… today is the first game with the summer ball and the game feels familiar. #LUFC

Towels are not communal #LUFC

Just clipped my toenails and getting reports that Bernardo Silva has gone down holding his face. #LUFC

“I mean they only scored because time was added on for Ramadan…” #LUFC

Whenever I see his face I can’t get away from remembering how this poor kid died. On a promotional tour of one of the factories, one of the shelving structures collapsed and the contents fell on this young lad, trapping him. He kept shouting “The Milky Bars are on me!” and everybody just cheered.

All Leeds aren’t we? Fuck that.

Roses are red. I don’t wish to be blunt: Get in the box. Lasogga you fat cunt. #LUFC

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If you could get ‘burn in’ on eyesight like you do on old screens - this image would be burned into the retinas of every premier league match official. #rat #lufc

POV: 2027

27 minutes of the Arsenal defence trying to recreate the pottery scene from Ghost with DCL and we’re 1-0 down. #LUFC that

#Leeds - 😆🤣😆

Seen a few posts querying the morals of playing at the World Cup later this year; and well, we’ve not got the best record on that

Noa Langer interested.

I, for one, thought Nmecha looked dangerous from the moment he came on and I definitely wasn't moaning about his first two or three touches being shite #lufc

We are denied the Kevin and Perri joy. Thanks Farke. #LUFC

They won’t be selling DVDs of this one in the club shop. #LUFC

Old Lang Signs ✍️

N̶o̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶l̶e̶t̶t̶o̶ ̶a̶n̶c̶o̶r̶a̶ Buonanotte #LUFC

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Really hoping for #MUFC in the draw tomorrow - would be good to have another crack at them in the 4th round. #LUFC

FT: Derby 1 - 3 #LUFC

SAM BYRAM KLAXON #LUFC

Piroe now shooting from anywhere to proves he’s actually a footballer and not a competition winner like this performance suggests. #lufc

When you’ve got away with what should have been a clear yellow. #LUFC

The keeper gave Piroe 7-10 business days notice that he was going to dive to his right. #LUFC

Leeds Utd become only the second team in Premier League history to lead a game three times and still lose. The first time was also Leeds Utd, back at Spurs in November 2022, when we also lost 4-3. Leeds that! #LUFC

Again, all their chances are coming down our left. Needs sorting. #lufc

If #lufc could hold onto a lead we’d be looking at Europe…

The Duality of Brenden. #LUFC

Perry is allowed to come for a corner, right? Can someone let him know? #LUFC

Tanaka San, kudasai. #lufc

Gordon: Moron.

Fuckinell

A literal gopher is booked for digging at the turf… #LUFC

A wonderful time to score, that. Lovely. #lufc

Leeds United after going 1-0 up. #LUFC