Chaos in the press conference, the Burnley manager is starting with the man in the Mirror. You don’t like to see it. #LUFC

I took that ‘to be retained’ seriously… #LUFC

#LUFC - opening up a scarf shop on Vinted. More to follow.

This game has been brought to you by the image of a Chelsea player crumpled up as if they’ve been disemboweled.

The traditional sit down keeper team talk. Cheating bastards.

Long ball up to DCL who either misses entirely or flicks on to the ghost of Lord Lucan. Rinse and repeat until the heat death of the universe. Shite. #lufc

Just not at it. Fucks sake.

Didn’t know he was here but Peter Crouch has just been stretchered off.

“We’re starting Meslier…” #LUFC

Well… here we go then.

Credit to Tyler Adams, an assist in one of the five games he's been fit for since deciding to play in front of 8,000 pensioners for a living. #lufc

Me to Tyler Adams. #LUFC

Is ‘BEFORE the Lord Mayor’s Parade’ a thing?

Did #lufc even run the ballot for members today?!

De Zerbi just dropped a “wi’ball, wi’outball” in his post match. They’re cooked.

8 points clear with 5 games to go with 3 of those being against teams below us. You’ve got to be pleased with that. #LUFC

GEORGIEEEEEE

Had to make this to get it out of my head… 😂 #LUFC

This is really interesting, YouTube, but I’d rather see how many other people have watched this, not just how many times I have… #LUFC

The bots have made it to BlueSky…

I’ll take that… #LUFC

Is there a better city to be working in this morning? 😂 #LUFC

The login server for TSB+

Me trying to sleep… #LUFC

Massive isn’t the word. Gargantuan… epic… colossal… add them all together and it comes close. A great performance #LUFC 👏

I did a spin class earlier and I’m pretty sure my max HR didn’t exceed its current BPM.

If I see 11 minutes on that board I will need a solid alibi for the next few hours.

GO TO YOUR FUCKING BENCH DANIEL

Fernandez booked, we go live to the referee’s retinas.

“They only stayed up because of Calvert-Lewin’s man bun”

RED CARD for hair pulling. #LUFC

Luke Shaw can surely afford Mounjaro?

A sloppier touch from Tanaka on his left and we’d be 3-0 up… he’s too precise sometimes! 🤦‍♂️ #LUFC

SCHOLESY IS SUCKING ON TOOOOOEEES

Charlie Kirk was alive the last time Spurs won a game…

If Trump had been US President in 1941 he'd be announcing a plan to bomb Pearl Harbour.

That result takes the pressure off for tomorrow… …BUT I WOULD JUST LOVE IT… #LUFC

11 minutes?!

If Spurs go down, how much is that Udogie in the window?

Spurs already playing championship football it looks like.

COME THE FUCK ON!!!

Any spares for Monday? #lufc #desperation

Clearing out some cupboards. Isn’t he a beautiful man… #LUFC

West Ham fans…

If we are to lose this someone needs to rake their studs down Bowen’s Achilles before the final whistle.

A day spent with some old bits of wood. Clean, polish, condition, restring, set up. At the price of strings these days it’s been an expensive day!

The perfect ad injection doesn’t exis- @mrjamesob.bsky.social

#LUFC v Brentford points: • That Brentford kick off routine is right out of Rugby league. • Brenden has been regressed to v1.0 • The back 3 + Justin are way too negative, every passage involving them seems to end back at Darlow - only Bogle looked forwards. • Missed Gabi • Okafor was ineffectual

Can someone make that bloke swallow his whistle? #chepsg