Huge moment: in Wes Streeting, Britain is set to have its first skinwalker PM

Emily Maitlis not a doctor not trans not an expert in this field worked for ideological reasons to get healthcare for kids shut down, paid for by the licence fee - and she complains about ideological capture. Absolutely farcical

Finally, r/LegalAdviceUK is good again 🙏 (threads about people who are clearly guilty, not fake Islamophobic agitprop)

The BBC director general and head of news resigning over supposed 'anti-Trump' and 'anti-Israel' bias makes me feel like I'm going insane

Steve Reed MP, the housing minister who made a bunch of MAGA-style baseball caps for Labour party conference and had his staffers to line up while he autographed them, is calling the Green Party of England & Wales 'wacky'

The pilot episode of Pluribus is good. Thankfully the happiness thing is incredibly literal and not a tortured metaphor (this isn't a spoiler they reveal what's happening very quickly)

Warning: scenes of extreme violence. Eddie the kitten is truly vicious...

Listening to Icky Mettle for the millionth time and sorry Pavementcels, but Archers of Loaf were the better band!

Passed the first stage of the Scotgov grad scheme

Bob randomly sitting on his brother Marley

Sam can tell that I'm dropping in for a visit soon 🥺

The remake of The Manchurian Candidate starring Denzel Washington actually rules

it's Eddie and Bob

hooray, I passed my interview (was added to a reserve list instead of being offered a role now, so it probably won't pan out, but I'm still proud of myself)

my favourite slop subreddit is being taken over by clearly fake racist and Islamophobic astroturfing 😔

Hope the Green to Your Party transfers are happy with their new "people protesting against Nazis are as much of a problem as Nazis" party

kind funny that a bunch of Scottish Greens defected to Your Party because they felt it was more left wing, then 2 minutes later Adnan Hussain (who effectively owns the party) says capitalism is fine and that anti-fascist protestors are almost as bad as the fascists

there are basically zero trans allies left in the Labour party and Bridget 'bathroom ban' Phillipson still lost the deputy leadership race lol

Labour is going to completely ignore that the only major party candidate to defend immigration won the Caerphilly by-election by 10 points

lmfao they've relisted the Edinburgh job I interviewed for twice before so I'm gonna do it a third time

My mum told me some local politician was hiring researchers and sent me a link. Thought 'huh, maybe I could do that.' Had a look and it was someone I knew from my old CLP for being incredibly anti-trans lol

Saw True Stories by David Byrne and it actually kinda ruled?

why is the director of *Hope Not Hate* calling for Israeli fascists to be allowed to terrorise Birmingham residents

So many contenders but Pool Kids' latest is AOTY material

Saturday is a weird day for it but always appreciate when you go to a doctor's appointment with a clear ask and they agree

why is the Scottish Labour MP for East Kilbride and Strathaven tweeting about immigrants like she's a member of Reform UK

Now watching One Battle After Another. Who cares if it flops, PTA films are always worth the money

Hate when I'm managing my facial eczema well then I scratch in my sleep 😱

youtube.com/playlist?lis... Nobody's Cool by Lotion is a power pop album that inexplicably has liner notes by Thomas Pynchon

lmfao come on

'baby shoes too small' (for the non-horror afficionados, this chillingly implies that there is a large baby in the vicinity)

it's nice that there's a political leader who just answers 'yes' and moves on to asking why the interviewer has such an issue with trans women

Roxy with her daughter Calamity 🥺

in my hubris I have accidentally overplucked my right eyebrow

Jenrick's comments on immigration were so nauseatingly racist that I ended up emailing my MP. Why is no one reporting this guy to Parliamentary Standards/the Tory whips/etc.? (Rhetorical question)

God I fucking hate Chalmers GIC. Started crying at the end of my appointment even though I knew they weren't going to do anything to help

I fucking hate the far-right 'activism' imported from America

www.wearequeeraf.com/gender-clini... the waiting list for the Sandyford Gender Identity Clinic (GIC) in Glasgow is 224 years...

I interviewed for a job but was unsuccessful. They relisted it so I revised my answers and did the interview again. They gave me a worse score lmfao 💀

Feel like that scene in The Substance where Demi Moore puts on makeup and it doesn't turn out right and she starts pulling at her face and crying

Their mum stacks them all together before she goes outside 🥺

applied for the Scotgov graduate scheme even though there is ZERO CHANCE I get in

Calamity the kitten and Sam the dog

my list MSP who sent me a long email about how banning trans women from women's toilets would protect women and girls etc. has just been suspended from his party for allegations of inappropriate conduct

I have come to the conclusion the EHRC guidance on single sex spaces should not even come to Parliament. It is misleading and has caused distress for my trans constituents. I urge @bphillipsonMP to reject it on grounds of practicality and human rights. sianberry.org.uk/publications/l…

Zarah Sultana's team had a working Your Party membership portal but Adnan Hussain and co. junked it in favour of a hastily reskinned version of DiEM25's lol

When the Labour government said they'd be focusing on 'delivery' they meant 'delivering the far right into No. 10'

BREAKING: Calamity is climbing 😱

Did two video interviews for jobs I already video interviewed for lol 💀💀💀