Hello it is my dream to become a conservative newspaper cartoonist here is my art ❤️🥺

tried watching Euphoria S3 but I'm too goddamn woke

Hello, Japanese Equity Punk here 👋

wild that the Metropolitan Police is leaving polite replies to Tommy Robinson and sending furious letters to Zack Polanski

It kinda rules that the McGills brothers have bought the most transphobic election campaign of all time from Scottish Labour, and it's so weird and off-putting that if someone read any of the pledges to you in the street you'd instantly cross the road

Which evil crypto millionaire is paying for Reform UK to send expensive direct mails to every voter in the upcoming Holyrood election

...do Labour MPs think it's normal for people working late shifts to drink on the job?

Hannah Spencer MP, you have done an unforgiveable populism by saying 'maybe MPs shouldn't drink all the time and get absolutely shitfaced at work'

The Equality Party (a pro-trans split from the Women's Equality Party) were campaigning on Leith Walk, and I couldn't help but think their time would be better spent joining the Scottish Lib Dems and firing Alex Cole-Hamilton out of a cannon

is Cole-Hamilton in discussions with MI5 or something, every poll shows a Sarwar government as mathematically impossible

youtu.be/kLPcyTmnDxo such a good Rogan parody lol, 1hr of inane bullshit

I'm sorry but that More In Common Holyrood poll is absolute mince

Feel kinda bad for the STUC social media staffers who had to edit together a video of Anas Sarwar giving a dogshit little speech to the half-empty room

First full day at the office after completing training, was p chill, can see myself doing this job for longer than a year

fun anecdote: when Dugdale was Scottish Labour leader during the Corbyn years she didn't march with the party at Edinburgh Pride (presumably too left wing and trans inclusive lol)

Do you think Cherry and the ALBA people got paid by British intelligence, or did they just do a bunch of wrecking that coincidentally benefitted right-wing unionism for free

the first horror movie I ever watched was the remake of House of Wax with Paris Hilton, and it scared me so badly I couldn't sleep

if you're getting dunked on by Dr Scott Arthur MP you should really be resigning from parliament in disgrace lol

www.theguardian.com/politics/202... am I going insane? This article talks about ongoing discussions between Scottish Labour, the Scottish Lib Dems and the Scottish Tories about making a pact to oust the SNP, but every poll predicts a pro-indy majority (either SNP alone or SNP + Greens)

[British Intelligence]: We've taken care of Sturgeon, now it's your turn as First Minister [Anas Sarwar]: Huh, what was that? I was too busy inspecting the skeletal structure of everyone trying to use the women's toilets

Anas Sarwar's Scottish Labour Party™ seems bizarrely obsessed with strangers' genitals

Despite their flaws, I feel like the Scottish Greens really are the only game in town for a 'left of SNP' party that can actually win seats

Horrible news coming out of Hungary: the new Marxist regime is forcibly bimbofying Rod Dreher after he failed to give the correct number of genders when asked

Jeers to Viktor Orbán, and cheers to the Tisza Party, whose political ideology I will not be looking into further 👍

So-called 'political scientists': Viktor Orban was simply unable to weather the storm of discontent over flagrant corruption blah blah blah Me (political genius): Viktor Orban shouldn't have eaten an entire onion live on stage then did a huge burp that created cartoon stink lines

Susan Hall's team tell me they're still feeling "chipper" about their chances in Hungary's election.

the JD Vance bounce 💪

Went a shade darker for under-eye concealer and colour corrector and it worked. This says a lot about society

Obviously not the most offensive thing about 'Zoe Bread' (that would be bullying public sector workers), but you can't be doing something so fundamentally right wing and reactionary with that twee smol bean aesthetic

the animation on this season of Invincible is undeniably worse, but I almost didn't notice that one shot of the dragon flying towards the camera that everyone's using as an example because it's so short

[Me, a Labour MP who lives in the real world, unlike the Greens]: the price of petrol must double at the behest of a mad paedophile king and his sidekick, an apartheid state with the highest proportion of sex offenders and awful techno in the world

platonic ideal of the internet: had to get some new earbuds, and some random person on Reddit posted a corrective EQ curve that makes them sound way better

first piece of music I've finished in a while: soundcloud.com/user-1034677...

Thank you random Leither for today's #SensibleChuckle 👍

Hannah Spencer's Guardian op ed is pretty inoffensive. Can Labour MPs really not take such mild criticism? You worked as a management consultant for PWC before you became an MP on 30% of the vote - yes, it's probably likely that you're a bit out of touch lol

BIG NEWS: Our kitten Calamity is now best buds with Sam the dog and follows him everywhere

If I Did It by Wes Streeting

So, an update to this. Back in August I reached out to my friend and musical hero Dan Boeckner and asked if he'd want to produce my band's first recording session, he said "I would love to," we recorded it in November, mixed it last month, and... it's available for preorder on Bandcamp

Telling the surgeon to give me breast implants the size of Kristi Noem's bimbofied husband's

They need more Matt Goodwin, what a charismatic guy!

Lmfao oh my god

on.soundcloud.com/ly0T8NKr35NR... Catching up on Q Anon Anonymous, and it's really refreshing to hear a detailed anti-nuclear argument. It's basically received wisdom in a lot of liberal/leftish spaces that any opposition is just NIMBY hippies

SNL UK: wow this is utter dogshit

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m... I like how no UK minister is opposed on the grounds that indiscriminately bombing hundreds of thousands of brown people is evil

The tip of the golden dog turd poking out over George St might be one of the WOATed skylines of all time #skylinechat

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... FINALLY

Unexpected luggage

new Sweet Pill album unfortunately sounds just like their first one but less good and kind of lethargic

going to Aldi's later. hope the roguelike aisle has some good randomly generated shit