Christ, imagine being Michael Gove's ex and still having the front to write this?

The consensus I'm getting from nearly everyone I speak to – with the notable exception of Spurs fans – is that Spurs going down would be the shot in the arm the country needs at this difficult moment #lufc

This shirt would undoubtedly be worth more had Jody Morris kept his dirty little hands off it.

It seems this is happening.

"Peter, there's someone at the door for you."

Any outcome will cause a meltdown of some kind. Lovely stuff. Come on Arsenal, I suppose? You massive twats.

Seen enough #pereiraout #enoughisenough #nffc

I like VAR actually, despite what I said 2 minutes ago.

Getting feisty in Sheffield. I feel like a 20 man brawl could be on the cards. Scenes nobody* wants to see. *Everybody

Harsh red for Kalvin? I don't really see what he's supposed to do there.

That's next week's propaganda sorted. Cheers, Arsenal.

We're a weird country.

"Us"

Fucking Middlesbrough ruining my propaganda plans. Selfish.

Hilarious liar of the day is that Birmingham lad who got booked for kicking the ball away in the first half, some great 'I didn't hear the whistle' miming #lufc

"My sausage bouquet" to the tune of Raspberry Beret

I did. Yesterday. *shakes fist*

oh, no

Man who moved abroad to avoid hundreds of millions of pounds of tax and whose business have benefited from hundreds of millions of pounds of public funds believes that, 'Britain has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state.'

Just saw that Pablo now has Castellon top of the league despite taking over after 0 wins from their first 5 games. Some bloke.

6 points for Leicester feels like more or less no punishment at all. #sifyouentes #wanking

The writing was on the wall when they got rid of the magic lift. Well aware this needs to happen, yet still feel quite sad and nostalgic about it. Spent many a miserable hour being dragged around there as a kid.

Peter Thiel, once Elon Musk's business partner, whose company, Palantir, is absolutely knee deep in our NHS and Military, chatting about tearing the world apart for the benefit of billionaires with Jeffrey Epstein days after the Brexit vote... “Brexit, Just the beginning"

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Redders appears to have take Becchio and Beckford to Junction 32 at Cas at for the day 🤯

I just happened to see Donny's 3rd kit and I feel it needs sharing. Christ, that's ugly.

Amazing, can't wait for fuck-all to happen.

At what point do you just ban someone forever?

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Where to start with this?

It’s like Lee Sharpe to Sampdoria all over again ie he looks ace in their kit and may/may not be playing for Bradford next season

Anton Stach at the match yesterday with his Pascal scarf 😅👏😎 Love this club #LUFC

I, for one, thought Nmecha looked dangerous from the moment he came on and I definitely wasn't moaning about his first two or three touches being shite #lufc

This is what they have the Supporters Trust doing at Newcastle. Absolutely fucking grim.

Macclesfield clearly gutted to draw a league 1 side. Deserve better.

Just saw the scum child being sent off. 10/10. No notes.

Has anyone watch Dept. Q on Netflix? Reviews all seem positive. I'm 2 episodes in and I think it might be a bit, well... shit. Is it worth sticking with it.

May have to get myself a coffee. A long night of Propaganda-ing lies ahead!

Facebook tells me this was 16 years ago.

Surely Amorim doesn't survive this

Sad to see yet another person letting Sir Jim down by failing to follow his simple, clear instruction to win the title. Time to sack some more back office employees until financial results improve.

Lads, go inside. It's fucking freezing.

Not the first time the offside graphic doesn't appear to match the version we see with our eyes. Scrap the fucking lot, please.

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This is funny and also a great, light, and fun way to show that AI chatbots are just agreement machines interested in keeping the vibes good (and will talk you into psychosis.)

Raises eyebrow

For context the 'Middle England' referred to here is the 0.5% of households living in homes worth more than £2 million

Leeds looking at striker options over the summer #lufc