Ok, well, maybe I was wrong and there was imminent danger.

Guys, the correct reaction will never ever be "OH SO REPUBLICANS CAN BE RAPISTS BUT WE CAN'T?!?!"

Rihanna uplifts a fan battling cancer after she described herself as “terrible” without her wig: “This is what I like to see […] Anytime you meet anybody, don’t do that sh*t. You’re fire just like that.”

lol, the one time schumer takes decisive action

Well, thank fucking God Fuck everyone who ever supported this guy I will never trust you ever again, if I did in the first place

FWIW It’s easier for me to believe AI has gained consciousness than it is for me to believe Mitch McConnell has.

MEETING TIP: if you ever get caught out not paying attention during a meeting, just go "Actually can we go back a few slides? No, not that one. Maybe one more?" Use this tactic to catch up, buy time, or find a single thing you can ask a deflection-question about

A fun thing about evolution is eventually all doors are filled with crabs

New Teen Girl Squad dropped youtu.be/3_9Em4K6BVc?...

hey man i've been there

Oh fun 🙃🫠😵‍💫

Wow this sounds like ass!

Sorry the InfoWars theme song is still stuck in your head. The good news is there's a second one coming in three days. I'm two weeks ahead of the game on this, so I can guarantee the cycle will repeat.

Everything it's too expensive.

Have we tried telling trump that nobody has set a record for largest gold wind turbine yet?

Fascinating history from @iagomora.bsky.social www.historyworkshop.org.uk/queer-histor...

I'm so tired of hearing about Kristin Bell and how AI helped her plan a tacky bachelorette party

The low -budget sequel to We Bought A Zoo

The racism Kat endured and had to straight up ignore during the campaign was unreal. Several people claimed that she was running to “embarrass Jews.” Other said she was part of Hamas. The government tried to charge her for being part of Antifa. Enough of this libelous shit, @chicagotribune.com.

Dumb assholes.

Reminded me of Biden's birthday cake with 81 candles

you guys remember that scene from Independence Day when all the kooks went to the top of that building to "greet our new alien friends" and got instantly evaporated. thinking of that scene again for no reason

Howling

Announced during a historic heat wave. These guys are buffoons.

AI declaration like "The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations—it's not just a series of bad policies, it's a systematic tapestry of tyranny. To prove this, let’s dive deeper into the data:"

if you need to drug your dogs today, here's a handy calculator app.calconic.com/public/calcu...

This is a pretty amazing collection of photos and stories. Many I hadn't seen or read about. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Last night I watched The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming and was loved to tears by the ending. Such a perfect film.

Oh god the impersonators got asked about immigrants, I guess to comment on current affairs, and the Jefferson guy said they should be able to pursue property and had to stop and clarify he didn’t mean slaves.

Absolutely gutted to hear about Victoria Cruz. I had the honor of receiving an award from the Brooklyn borough president in 2020 alongside her. When so many of our trans siblings rarely get to old age, I felt so privileged to be able to know her. Rest in power. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/03/n...

Love Island meets Widow’s Bay

I don't even remember this one being in the news. Local cop resigns in the midst of a sexual misconduct investigation, immediately signs up to become an ICE deputy, is arrested a year later.

People who are unfamiliar with the UCMJ may not realize that for an active duty major to do this in uniform, the consequence can be court martial and incarceration. All of it is prohibited, but the wearing of the uniform was an intentional choice, and a likely forfeit of both his career and freedom.

He could invade my small New England town any day.

EXTRY, EXTRY! C.I.A. OVERTHROWN BY RIGHT-WING COUP! IRONY LOST ON ALL INVOLVED! EXTRY, EXTRY!

Long weekend coming up? Remember the reason for the season: Gay people.

Between the brutal heat, the smoke from the fireworks orgy, and the shoddy construction, it's pretty clear someone's going to get badly hurt or killed at TrumpFreedomCryptoFest2000.

If I leave behind any legacy... let it be @ela-bambust.bsky.social's live reading of my parody skeet about the intersection between popular revolution, a dying social media platform, and a franchise interquel spin-off streaming series

ICYMI:

One of the reasons I think the anti trans backlash succeeded is the end of monoculture. We caught the tail end with OITNB but by 2020, algorithmic feeds were the default. Everyone became siloed. And it's easier to convince people to hate trans people in that silo when they don't know anyone trans.

And the third style: "Yes, I'll take both."

My god

I know nothing about the Empire climbers but I've seen a lot of people be like "They did it with literally no message or position" and honestly good. I am fully in favor of more people doing stuff simply because. Ideology doesn't make an action inherently valuable.

An open letter, to readers, about Charity and Sylvia. I am very pained to feel the need to write this. #queerhistory #pride

This happened because practically no one in comics publishing has any experience with scholarship, sourcing, fact-checking, or indeed, prose books

I've not seen many folks talking about this. Linktree is about to start using your links to train AI.

Ed Begley Jr. has been 75 for 50 years.

wakes up in a cold sweat remembering that ryan murphy made a show whose actual name was DAHMER: MONSTER: THE JEFFREY DAHMER STORY