I literally gasped.

I am grateful to and for all of the trans folks in my life. You mean the world to me. Today is not about me. It's about y'all, who I love so dearly. But also I have been easing into the moniker gender ambivalent these days, which is something I've been able to consider thanks to y'all's visibility.

I am sorry that, while you are not well, I sent a voice memo requesting all your thoughts on Staind.

Dope [2015] is so funny.

Richard Linklater movies are like “What if people talked a lot?”

Fight Club is like “What if a man had friends?”

Rereading my great friend Sarah’s memoir. I can’t recommend this book enough. It is SO FUNNY and SO HORRIFYING all at once.

Every time I listen to “Highwomen” I start crying like 20 seconds in and it never stops me from restarting it immediately after it ends.

Love my night walks in the foothills of the Angeles National forest. Tonight's soundtrack was provided by at least one if not several raccoons getting eaten by coyotes. Nature, baby!

We just released a new bonus episode of The OC, Again and you've never heard two people talk about Candlebox as much as we do in this episode.

BREAKING: Lumpy Nazi has no sense of humor

Pussy.

The funniest song of all time remains “It Wasn’t Me” by Shaggy.

The Prince of Egypt! Coming soon to @youaregood.bsky.social!

dawg i'm gonna say this kindly but you're corncobbing really hard right now, and the newspaper knows you're mad. you gotta log off and you really gotta stop posting your way through it. water off a duck's back dawg, don't make yourself a target

My fav piece to date www.mixedstitchery.com

This really is an encapsulation of what being an American is: experiencing something needlessly cruel and profoundly stupid while propaganda you can’t turn off blares about how free and lucky you are

Can't wait to fly on Wednesday!

The story of the disappearance and return of little Tristan King reminds me that, as a parent, our kids are so vulnerable, especially little Black and brown ones. www.thebanner.com/opinion/colu...

NEW EPISODE! The Perfect Storm (S3E5), in which the gang uses a Sidekick to catch a predator (Dean Hess). @nikostratis.com

This perfect song is 40-years-old now.

When I was in high school there were like 5 - 6 kids in every class who were stoned like 100% of the time and functioned moderately well. One of them drove me to and from school every day. Built different. If I get high these day I can't be counted on to function.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

We get our own Skynet Day as a little treat.

Salem Nox (Great Northern Lake Witch) @thesalemnox.bsky.social

Luna Luck in Western Canada

My pal @refbriemontoya.bsky.social in Los Angeles.

Yet another architect of Shit I Am Horny For gone too soon.

Last night @charleexchaste.com and I were talking about the media from our youth that may have been responsible for creating archetypes for fetishes, which led me to some of the initial character design for Batman: The Animated Series and...

Honestly yeah this.

NEW EPISODE! The Perfect Storm (S3E5), in which the gang uses a Sidekick to catch a predator (Dean Hess). @nikostratis.com

Go see Peaches every possible day you can see Peaches. Peaches is everything.

We saw Peaches. Go see Peaches. Everybody go see Peaches wherever Peaches is playing. @charleexchaste.com

Siri taking picture: “I hope this is what you’re looking for.” Me: “Nailed it.

I love Reba’s “Whoever’s In New England” because it’s about how embarrassing it is to long distance date somebody in Massachusetts.

Siri taking picture: “I hope this is what you’re looking for.” Me: “Nailed it.

It’s funny seeing how horniness manifests on the different social media apps and here it’s like book club that’s also an orgy and on Threads it’s like… Victoria’s Secret catalog you stole from your mother.

Give us a Gleaming the Cube reunion. I think we’ve earned it.

NEW EPISODE! In which we continue on our journey into cinematic bisexual awakenings of 1990s with @samleecole.bsky.social and @siridahl.com.

If you lose standing for something that’s a victory and you will be welcomed by voters in the future if you continue to stand on it. It’s better to lose on principle than win on strategy. Because you pushed an agenda forward. The only true failed campaigns are the ones that flame out chasing polls.

Outtakes of @thesalemnox.bsky.social making fire.

Harris accused Altman of being the “Goebbels of the Trump administration.” But on Tuesday, Harris said by email: “It was late and I had a few too many martinis so I misspoke when I said Goebbels… I should’ve said Friedrich Flick.”

The other day I was talking about how I don't think men should wear shorts and my friend @ryankeelytm.bsky.social gave me permission to wear shorts considering this is Los Angeles.

How is Ethan Hawke like that?

wow we are arriving at the exact situation every single person imagined within one second of seeing their first robot dog

Just heard somebody at the store ask where they could find “adult tampons” and that one really threw everybody within earshot for a loop.

Al Borland would eat a woman out and Tim Taylor would make an entire week of his TV show a series of thinly veiled references that nobody asked for or wanted about how unmanly it is to eat a woman out while making analogies to Binford power sanders. In this essay, I will…

🚨 🚨 🚨 @lanasmalls.bsky.social is the Allen Ginsberg of our time.