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London/Sydney📍PR/Communications/Crisis Comms 📝 Husband 👰🏻♂️ Reformer Pilates Slüt 🧘🏼♂️
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Have to make the most of the 7 minutes of sunshine London gets each day. Especially on hump day 🍑
12 months ago
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Pop Crave
about 20 hours ago
Happy 58th birthday to the iconic Kylie Minogue.
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Does anybody else have a dedicated screaming pillow for when their parents visit?
about 8 hours ago
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I love playing the game of does the penis match the personality
about 11 hours ago
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Closeted boys in high school
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1 day ago
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I used to think there were only like 8 homosexuals, but on here there’s at least 13
1 day ago
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Retirement age should be 34
1 day ago
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I just want one (1) little sweet treat
1 day ago
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Where I am right now
1 day ago
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Botox appointment on a 35 degree day when my blood pressure is very low good luck everybody 🫶🏻✌🏻
2 days ago
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What do you mean it’s only Tuesday?
3 days ago
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Bloomf is definitely in heat
3 days ago
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Afternoon, hömösexuals
3 days ago
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So many of you on here are unhinged (complimentary)
4 days ago
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Baby’s first-ever music festival next Sunday and I still don’t know what to wear
4 days ago
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- Cooking ❌ - Cleaning ❌ - Bush maintenance ✔️
4 days ago
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Bought a cute new speedo for my family trip to Italy only to find the front is very very sheer 🫤
4 days ago
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Sleepy
5 days ago
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The worst part about working on a weekend is the work bit
5 days ago
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You guys like my olive tree?
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😶🌫️
7 days ago
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This hotel room comes with such an ergonomically pleasing cuck chair
7 days ago
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Never did I think I would work in a job where I had my own hi-vis vest. Yet here I am 🦺
8 days ago
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Off to Budapest for work tomorrow morning, which is fine, but I hate hate hate hate travelling and eating by myself 🥺
8 days ago
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If you need me, just don’t
8 days ago
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Redesigning our bathroom just to feel something
8 days ago
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Spent the day with the most punchable journalist so if anyone would like to spare my delicate hands and do the job for me, I'd be très appreciative
9 days ago
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He’s an old overachiever
10 days ago
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Love seeing everyone absolutely hating on Monday, just the way we should 🤍
10 days ago
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Tyler
11 days ago
Gay people shouldn’t have to work when the weather is nice.
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Are you the cold handed one in the relationship, or the one that gets victimised by said cold hands?
11 days ago
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You can definitely tell a Reform voter simply by looking at their teeth
11 days ago
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Practising for Italy
11 days ago
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I change my mind. It’s cyclist squats that will do it
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12 days ago
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Don[ny]ovan
12 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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I’ve seen how I die and it involves curtsy lunges 🙂↕️
12 days ago
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Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived
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13 days ago
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I don’t really like ice cream, there I said it
13 days ago
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Napped over lunch and now i’m ruined for the rest of the day
13 days ago
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Hoe sweet home
14 days ago
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Three days spent in Texas and I didn't even see a single cowboy
15 days ago
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Is anybody else just consistently, irrevocably exhausted 🙋🏻♂️
15 days ago
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If there’s one thing I’ve learnt in my job, it’s that the men in my business do not know how to dress well
16 days ago
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Why does my Uber driver have Dude Wipes on his front seat 🫤
16 days ago
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Why are so many Americans obsessed with Staryucks. It is not good 🆖
16 days ago
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Morning little men in my phone
17 days ago
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Ordered £150 worth of fun AWRY stuff to be delivered to my hotel. Was delivered today…to some random mailbox, somewhere 🙃
17 days ago
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Rise and shine, Texas
18 days ago
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Dallas had better put on a great thunderstorm tonight for me
18 days ago
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Homophobic hotel lighting 😣
18 days ago
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Once again in the Bad Place (airport lounge with children running wild as their parents, who should have been neutered, sit and watch videos on loud on their phones)
19 days ago
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