Too many cannoli not enough time

Ciao 💋 (non-work version)

Mondays are less scary when surrounded by Italians

Hotels with an amazing breakfast spread at the real MVPs

Werk trips > work trips

I can drink 10 glasses of Champagne and only feel slightly merry. But one teensy glass of limoncello and I’m 🧚🏻‍♀️🦚

Uber drivers should not be allowed to cancel your ride once they’ve accepted it 🤬

Four flights in four days starting tomorrow, can’t wait for the moronic behaviour airports seem to bring out in people

Good afternoon sunshines and sodomites

Absorbing all these chest pics as a source of energy btw

March has definitely been at least 100 days long

I’m *almost* as long as this week has been

A heartfelt message to the junior I had to put on performance review just now

Can I retire yet

Why is anything lychee flavoured just so 🫦

Is now a good time to say white chocolate is the worst chocolate of all, in fact it shouldn’t even be considered chocolate

Drinking a coffee so burnt it tastes like charcoal 🥲☕️

Heading to Milan and Venice for work next Monday and to be honest I’m really only going for the cannoli

Stressed and overwhelmed please share photos of your dogs

It’s a survive not thrive kind of Monday

Just a boy and his 6’2 barbell

Parents already asking what we are doing for Christmas this year 🫥

Hey Siri, what does a torn achilles feel like 🥴

Starting to feel like overpriced ice latte season 😍

Remember to hydrate today please

Hairdresser told me today she is leaving London. Please bear with throughout my period of mourning

Should I pay for an Etsy witch to curse all our hateful neighbours?

When life imitates art

This will be me after my meetings today fyi

When will they come up with an expense reporting system that doesn’t require a masters degree to

Off to fire our estate agents wish me luck

So kind of London to put on blue skies and sun for my return

No, you matched the bathroom wall today

Not a single bottle of regular, non-sweetened sparkling water in sight in the office. Why is Texas this way

🫩 morning 🫩

Goodnight (jetlagged Texas edition)

Hello I’m exhausted and sore tummy

I love landing at 10pm to only 1 CBP officer! The DHS funding lapse working wonders for my petulance

This means a lot

G&Ts at 40,000 feet just hit differently

Know I'm a broken record with this but why why WHY do they allow children into airport lounges. And children that run around and scream, no less

OVERJOYED

This Sunday is also my Monday, for the second week running 🥺

🌈 🌈

Every time the seasons start to change, my husband is convinced he will die of hayfever

Had Kesha stuck in my head all night long and I’m OK with that

I simply don’t understand how people can walk slowly. Does it not hurt to walk anything less than a sprinting pace?

Pigeon on the Tube my nightmares have come to life

Husband bought a new MacBook for “home admin” and the like, but best believe I will be using it for The Sims

Colleague just said he changes his bedding "once a month" and I should have been surprised/shocked/disgusted but it actually teams with his theme