And another thing! Leadership wants to merge dashboards with the ones I'm maintaining, which my dashboards already have ~16 tabs, ~130 custom calculated fields and ~230 custom calculated measures. And integrating this with 3-4 other dashboards is gonna be a huge mess lolol

Assuming IT did something because my web browser restarted and now all my bookmarks and logins are gone on my work PC. Happy Friday! 🥲🔫

Happy #fcf

I love how gay guys thinking posting a thirst trap makes a situation better because honestly it kind of does

Not my house, but I know my way around.

Can't listen to ODESZA A Moment Apart without having to immediately pull up the Eugene Lee Yang video to that song 🥹

Going to listen to the hour long cut of the Mon Mothma crash out song because it's that kind of day 💃🥴

I am struggling today. The vibes, as they say, are rancid. So, I’m taking this moment to remind myself, and maybe others, that one can be informed without scrolling, to consider one’s physiological responses to the feed, and that it’s okay (good even) to log off. Put on some Bowie and breathe.

I found a place to move to that's a better fit for my vibe.

Can't forget that it's hump day 🍑

You could say I'm a bit of an art collector.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Hi 👋

I have the sniffles 🤧

I wonder how many folks have been effectively frozen out of contributing to online discussions because they didn't embrace the most maximalist positions? 🤔

The For You feed is great because I'm doom scrolling less because it's mostly just dicks and butts

“Video games cause violence!” The game:

Wore a singlet to f*tish night list night... more or less

Keeping at it

Love that I can forget my workout gloves at the gym, and they're still right there where I left them two days later 😅

Last night someone asked me if I use a beard filler. And like no, I'm just that scruffy lol

Another Instagram ad for a t-shirt got me 🏒

Uhh is this a problem? I'm not a structural engineer.

If there's a club for haters, then I'm the president.

How am I spending my Saturday evening ahead of going out to f*tish night? I'm further revising the constitution for the government of my fictional Star Wars planetary system. This system would have so much political intrigue 😁🚀

Post Club Seattle Dog Forever @dgschell.bsky.social

Round Three @dgschell.bsky.social @taystrom.bsky.social

❤️ @taystrom.bsky.social @dgschell.bsky.social

Visible abs are so funny. Because you can be on cut diet with high protein, lower carbs and at the end abs will show through. But then, the instant you switch to a higher carb maintenance or lean bulk, your glycogen stores replenish and retain water. And then poof! There goes the abs definition.

Did someone say it's the first #fcf of the year?

In: out Out: in

Have you ever been like "This is the worst thing I have ever watched. You have to watch it!!"?

Pokémon games really need to cut down on their endless multi-hour tutorials. Like these characters need to quit yapping and just let me play 😭

There are two types of cat parents:

Can he do that to me please?? 🥺

There's no room for me on the couch 🤷‍♂️

January 1st and the New Year's Resolutioners have not yet arrived 💪

Was feeling a little on the fence about spending NYE here, but let me tell you how the situation improved tremendously once it hit midnight and people who should have left an hour ago finally left (this was a sloppy mess y'all. And not in the fun way) Anyway, happy New Year 🎆🎉

Space Needle fireworks are going to look great tonight! 🫠

Feeling kinda cute for NYE 🎉

Picture of the staff who operate this Bluesky account…

2025: Globally chaotic. Personally beautiful. @kpnw.bsky.social @heyrodney.wtf @steveneyth.bsky.social @pdxsubdad.bsky.social @lamster82.bsky.social @dgschell.bsky.social

Quote with your last gym selfie of 2025 💪🏾🏋🏾‍♂️

Sometimes feel like I exist to gas up my oomfies so they can find their confidence, and then I release them into the wild.

I can draw a direct line of correlation between hardness and how degrading Ilya is being toward Shane

Post about your niche little interests!!

It's nearly 1am. Someone tell me now is NOT the time to start reading a new book.

I can now say: the book is better 📚