I fucking hate this specific brand of nerd so much. The age of nerds has ended. You got everything you wanted and drove us straight to hell, be quiet!

Someone at the kid’s softball game was wearing one of those freedom t shirts it lowkey felt the exact same way as when you spot someone wearing red laces

When dogs put their ears in sport mode

Fuck an ICE wife for America 🇺🇸

one of these days we're gonna find out that melatonin makes your brain work bad but everyone was taking so much melatonin all the time that no one noticed

Mater Lachrymarum:

Mater Tenebrarum: “But men call us by a single name- a name which strikes fear into everyone's heart. They call us... death!! DEATH!!!” Mater Suspiriorum:

you ever think about the fact that if people hadn't been home or at the bar watching the World Series, the 89 SF earthquake probably woulda killed a bunch more people?

ok but california seccession when? I'll run for vice president of california.

Fuck an ICE wife for America 🇺🇸

If you do the Riyadh Comedy Festival and don't tell a joke that gets you imprisoned by the monarchy then what was even the point of having Trump on your podcast

This is the underlying premise of Cum Town

Okatsuka posted the censorship rules for the controversial comedy festival, noting how many "You can’t say anything anymore!" comedians have signed on. www.avclub.com/riyadh-comed...

The Riyadh comedy fest feels like yet another result of nihilistic hypercapitalism where people who got famous supposedly speaking truth to power are still absolutely going to take a giant paycheck from openly evil people because "getting yours" is the only recourse anyone feels like they are given.

This piece of shit dismembered his wife because he thought she was still too fat 1 month after giving birth

My eyes fell out

look at her go!

Genuinely inspired by Kaleb Horton's death to finally try to compile a book of my my California photography. Hope I don't give up this time.

Kaleb talked and wrote a lot about California, especially central California. He seemed to revere and loathe the area where he’d grown up in equal measure. His photography captured that, in images both beautiful and sad.

Gutted at the news that Kaleb Horton is gone. Kaleb was a brilliant writer, of course, but he was also a gifted photographer. Years ago I encouraged him to sell his pieces. His work was so good, I told him, and people should see it. Here are some of his beautiful shots.

Seeing how much you all appreciate Kaleb's photography is genuinely making me realize that you would probably appreciate my photography as well which makes me want to be more serious about it, but I just don't know how.

Chico, California.

this caused a schism in the church

This is such an incredible little crossover event in Tragic San Franciscan History

Sorry, side tangent but how much do yall know about Jonestown anyway? Because honestly, you listen to some early Jim Jones…he’d have gotten a number of us.

Yall don’t even want to know how much mental energy I’ve devoted to the Flavor Air conundrum- they somehow avoided getting a society-changing level of brand-stink on their name, but somehow being known as the murder drink only made kool-aid’s name more powerful

All-timer wikipedia article

Im here you fuckaas bitch

Ironically this is classified as ‘pussy shit’

my poor dog just misjudged a nip and accidentally gouged her mouth on my fingernail and she simply could not understand what the fuck just happened so she just looked at me like "mouth?"

don't drink it. frank peed in it

I swear to god if they pin Amelia Earhart on the transes...

imagine what happens if a vampire accidentally snags one of those colloidal silver freaks

do vampires just like, avoid the entire mediterranean and mid east in general?

Paz Errazuriz, Adam’s Apple, 1983 https://botfrens.com/collections/14375/contents/1120885

lol my spanish is so fuckin bad. I'm like peggy hill over here telling my kid to wash her horse better

i have so much garlic in my body right now, sorry to any vampires

This shit whips. It tastes like those raspberry jelly stick chocolate things. Highly recommend.

When are we getting our Luigi movie starring Dave Franco?

I have never liked the office and I genuinely feel like the only one. I’m not too good for it or anything, I just really don’t enjoy anything about it!

stupid sexy humpty dumpty ebay.com/itm/389001286445 / Vintage Rare Fitzgerald Allyson Nagel Signed 1993 Egbert Humpty Dumpty Figurine

Found a prescient @katebeaton.bsky.social in the archives (stashed in a closet of my old things in my parents basement)

She’s just garlic, olive oil, lemon and salt and she spreads like mayo