Depluralize a movie: Jumanjo

wait i thought that was claw machines

ok so i went to a soccer game today and there's a group of queerleaders out there doing chants and their little flag logo is a masterclass of messaging to communities in the know-the shield for the team, the poppies for california, the rainbows for gay, the lavender for nice-smell appreciators

when he finishes on your stomach

you can't spell bombings with out bimbos

can I get a ruling on this from the woke pervert community? she's straight, if it matters. youtu.be/6jjN4oV8iSs

Mannnnnnnn I have what I’m gonna call mybattle jacket on and someone said “oh you’ve got all pieces of flair on!” And she had no way of knowing that she’d activated my work ptsd from the years I spent working at fridays wearing flair while hearing every goddamned table make that same joke

This is gonna be worth something someday.

Oof two of the soccer ladies bonked noggins real bad and got concussions. One of em is still getting looked at.

it's kinda wild how much of the whole AI thing is just because people don't want to pay for stock photos/video

@josie.zone 😉

I just rewatched the whole series and half of it isn’t even jokes anymore, just shit that happened.

Sam the Eagle in the streets, Miss Piggy in the sheets

Spouse just asked me “when did the NYT get….that way?” I don’t even know where to start

Me: “I absolutely have miss piggy vibes!” Him: “hm. I see you more as Sam the eagle.” Me: “….” Me: “….” Me: “….” Me: “yeah.”

Man I don’t think even Barack Hussein Obama praised allah out loud.

God I am the fucking wooooooorst. My kid just asked me where Easter came from and I just start in on the whole “well in olden times the pagans…”

I take gabapentin on bad sleeping nights but I popped one at like 1 am last night and I still feel like a dog on the way to the dentist 😞

I am asking everyone to drop everything and listen to In The Dark: The Killings in Haditha, and explore the New Yorker collaboration. This made me hate america in a way i didnt know i could, and we’re doing it again, unbridled in Iran right now. The pictures of the little babies changed me.

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It’s kinda wild that Jesus was in hell fist fighting the devil yesterday in the devils own driveway

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got my kid a pair of jellies, she will know The Dark Slime

30 Rock was on long enough ago that they could reboot it with Liz's kids replacing Tracy and Jenna as the specials and it wouldn't even be weird

to me this is a system of a down song

Hahahah

truly a priceless treasure

It’s time for this again

BTW if you're looking for something new in a dessert chip, the choco churro turtle chips are downright *exquisite*

Project Snail Gary

this should help: 1970's: 30 years ago 1980's: 20 years ago 1990's: 5 years ago 2000: the far distant future 2001-09: 10 years ago 2010's: currently 2020: last year 2021-25: 5 years ago 2026: nearly over

AI will never replace journalism because AI can't get all red-assed and cry when you call its writing bad

taken by Jack Schmitt, to this point, the only scientist to ever set foot on the moon. as the LMP of 17, he was also the person who got back into the LEM second, and makes him the most recent human to have touched the surface

- KH

"Oh no the PhDs were rude online!! My stars and garters, we must nuke it from orbit, how dare they criticize me with vulgarity!"

puce is the most wrong named color on all of earth. even more wrong than dutch pink. look at shit and tell me which one should be puce.

the 70s were thirty years ago ikc what the calendar says. fuck pope gregory and his time policing

definitely smarter than this dork, that's for sure

a lot of people don't realize that we've basically been reusing the same 1 good photo of earth taken 30 years ago for all our earth photo needs. Finally something fresh! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blu...

I am really tired of never feeling the earthquakes. Stupid emergency alert jolting me awake last night and my curtains ain’t even swaying. Bullshit.

Return to the night!!! You have no business here!

Are they going to undo the baby witch’s hex at long last?

my favorite posts about the moon

How is there a lyrics thing!!!!!!!