Max Legroom
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Crabtime baby. Genderweird Californian, worthy of envy.
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TRON Swanson (2015)
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Tom Reagan’s Hat
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‘Stop emailing each other all the time you fucking idiots!’
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
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skinwalker ranch dressing
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This is actually a zen koan meant to empty the mind of all human thought
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Parker Molloy
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caylen
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a “Space Force”, if you will
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Just saw a Maria Bamford thumbnail and thought it said Mama Bamford and I was like, aww, that's cute.
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it's gita time
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the fallout right now with epstein emails and people being shocked at just how much people knew is pretty much why gawker existed
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Here is very rare pin commemorating the corner the cartoon dog pissed on
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Sara Luterman
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A friend described Valve as “our generation’s Subaru” and he’s not wrong.
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are they lovers, brothers, sisters, cousins, siblings, friends, or all of the above
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Sardines
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See, what we don't need is for people trying to find ways to eliminate the hitler gene. That's how you get hitler 2 actually.
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Episode 7 is called "Cop-a-Feeliac"
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from:
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Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message. from:
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
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this is genuinely insane. this is the Ford Prefect of playlists.
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ceej
about 9 hours ago
No! No!!
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Matt the “💀 2 🇺🇸” Guy
about 23 hours ago
BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein was the one that told Marilyn Manson if he removed two of his ribs he could suck his own dick.
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i'm gonna say something that's extremely problematic but i'm powering through- you know ghislaine had to be on some NARSTY shit to justify her place as top bottom bitch over literal beauty queens. Lady's face makes corn starch bored. Her stylist's second job was muppeteer.
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linkedin is leaking, yall.
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folks, let me introduce you to the Crime License. Walk right into anywhere, fuck with whatever you like. You're supposed to be there. It's fine.
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I apparently had a movie idea
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In my role as professional doomsayer I gotta remind everyone that big beach holes are full of death and you should stick to medium to decent sized holes and just dig 2 or 3
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. memebrane.
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about 20 hours ago
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lol I’ve been this high before too
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about 20 hours ago
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cannot imagine a scenario that would have me The Happening mode faster. You wouldn't be able to keep my head out of the oven.
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ANDIE MaCDOWELL NOOOOOOOO Everyone else, lol
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I DID NOT SURVIVE THE NINETIES FOR THIS
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graphic design and tofu is my passion
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Just want to note, I make fun of dorks with my friends in real life too. Personally.
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Rory Blank
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Marge
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(Iron Butterfly Voice) Inna Vernikov, Councilwoman
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rava
1 day ago
none of my favs implicated
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🏳️⚧️ Josephine Riesman
1 day ago
PLURIBUS (2025)
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Saint Valentime's Brick
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suprised stancil still has enough wood left over for a cross to put himself on after throwing so much on the fire
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Michael
1 day ago
hmmmm
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lmao dude i don't think that's the only reason
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this could be one of the greatest days of tv news history
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squeaky from:me
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Ed Bott
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It’s a classic Sherlock Holmes story.
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AND THATS WHY YOU ALWAYS LEAVE A NOTE
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daryl "'do not repeat this insight'" b 🏳️⚧️
2 days ago
tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis
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it's too bad we'll never know what the least memorable movie is because we can't know what we don't remember
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acabdriver🚖😁
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I think everyone needs to go have a nice good long listen to a few dozen episodes of loveline, and then I need everyone to assemble at the cancel-mobile with me
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What movie villain is a horrible person, but an absolute joy to watch on screen?
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Two Phones Haver
2 days ago
🫡 🫡 🫡
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man, do you know how fucked up your naval killing operation has to be for the UK to wash their hands of it???
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HELPAR
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