‘Stop emailing each other all the time you fucking idiots!’

skinwalker ranch dressing

This is actually a zen koan meant to empty the mind of all human thought

a “Space Force”, if you will

Just saw a Maria Bamford thumbnail and thought it said Mama Bamford and I was like, aww, that's cute.

the fallout right now with epstein emails and people being shocked at just how much people knew is pretty much why gawker existed

Here is very rare pin commemorating the corner the cartoon dog pissed on

A friend described Valve as “our generation’s Subaru” and he’s not wrong.

are they lovers, brothers, sisters, cousins, siblings, friends, or all of the above

See, what we don't need is for people trying to find ways to eliminate the hitler gene. That's how you get hitler 2 actually.

Episode 7 is called "Cop-a-Feeliac"

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this is genuinely insane. this is the Ford Prefect of playlists.

No! No!!

BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein was the one that told Marilyn Manson if he removed two of his ribs he could suck his own dick.

i'm gonna say something that's extremely problematic but i'm powering through- you know ghislaine had to be on some NARSTY shit to justify her place as top bottom bitch over literal beauty queens. Lady's face makes corn starch bored. Her stylist's second job was muppeteer.

linkedin is leaking, yall.

folks, let me introduce you to the Crime License. Walk right into anywhere, fuck with whatever you like. You're supposed to be there. It's fine.

I apparently had a movie idea

In my role as professional doomsayer I gotta remind everyone that big beach holes are full of death and you should stick to medium to decent sized holes and just dig 2 or 3

. memebrane.

lol I’ve been this high before too

cannot imagine a scenario that would have me The Happening mode faster. You wouldn't be able to keep my head out of the oven.

ANDIE MaCDOWELL NOOOOOOOO Everyone else, lol

I DID NOT SURVIVE THE NINETIES FOR THIS

graphic design and tofu is my passion

Just want to note, I make fun of dorks with my friends in real life too. Personally.

Marge

(Iron Butterfly Voice) Inna Vernikov, Councilwoman

none of my favs implicated

PLURIBUS (2025)

suprised stancil still has enough wood left over for a cross to put himself on after throwing so much on the fire

hmmmm

lmao dude i don't think that's the only reason

this could be one of the greatest days of tv news history

It’s a classic Sherlock Holmes story.

AND THATS WHY YOU ALWAYS LEAVE A NOTE

tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis

it's too bad we'll never know what the least memorable movie is because we can't know what we don't remember

I think everyone needs to go have a nice good long listen to a few dozen episodes of loveline, and then I need everyone to assemble at the cancel-mobile with me

What movie villain is a horrible person, but an absolute joy to watch on screen?

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man, do you know how fucked up your naval killing operation has to be for the UK to wash their hands of it???

HELPAR