So long fucko

If you didn’t read this you need to fix that immediately

If you start playing Oppenheimer at 11:35:16 on New Year's Eve, you'll ring in the new year right as he finishes saying, "And now I am become death, destroyer of worlds," while having sex with Florence Pugh.

Planning a festival: The mountain goats The eagles Grizzly bear John cougar mellencamp

It’s so weird that “actually liking your partner” is a generational divide

we should have gotten three The Nice Guys movies

When did he get handsome??

So, is there a MRS. Scrub Dadd—oh I’m so sorry, you folks have a good night

apparently they're tearing the proboscis off mosquitos and using them as nozzles for 'necroprinters'

so apparently they caught that vietnamese butcher dude, if you heard about that if you didn't. probably don't.

It is, how you say, Duc Núkem 64

30 Dec 2025

Waterfalls by TLC is a surprisingly Daoist song if you think about it

Look at this

Sinners doesn't want or need a sequel or anything but it would be dope to see what Stack was up to in the 70s. Don't you wanna see that?

me to society at large:

watching a lot of libs trying to let a nazi into the bar instead of...not doing that

i wish i knew but everyone is always mad at me and it's always pretty funny

Was reading The Man Who Ate His Boots on the plane yesterday and for some reason i am absolutely charmed by the idea of a bunch of isolated people hanging out in a frozen hut, eating auks and blubber going "To the moon? Gramps thought that? Nah, man, sounds made up."

Hey gang, which one of us is torturing metaphors here?

Measles outbreak in Walnut Creek (of course)

wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French

2025 in a nutshell

that's fuckin a right

I have to admit, I also always had kinda the wrong idea about Norman Rockwell until I saw the piece "Murder in Mississippi" as a teen in art history class

my Beck, my Zach, my Busey, and my Brak

a baby is a kind of “living bowling ball” that ambulates by throwing itself all over the house

@josie.zone already wrote this book tho

Butt Mogged These Zoomers Today.

Flew over the Grand Tetons (afaik)

The eras of Law & Order: -pre-McCoy (seasons 1 - 4) -arrival of McCoy through departure of Adam Schiff, aka the Golden Age (seasons 5 - 10) -through the departure of Briscoe, aka the Silver Age (11 - 14) -the Wilderness (15 - 17) -Bronze Age (18 - 20)

why is this in my saved photos

lol we’re not opposites but we’re not not opposites

"everyone grieves differently" Erika Kirk:

5. Acceptance 6. pussy poppin’

Modest mouse voice

If you say “pussy on the chainwax” your chauvinism is showing THE END

What in the DNC sponsor is this? I want to do dark woke, not rainbow capitalism

Transness isn’t a choice but saying this about MTG sure was

Can the onion buy the rights to dilbert

There we go

Our pop stars continue to be both more accountable and more responsive to feedback than the editorial board of the New York Times

I hate knowing this, but there's a site called Urinal.net that is just a compendium of wild bathrooms all over the place.

Detach quote is the filibuster of blue sky: dastardly cowardice when you do it, brilliant strategy when I do it

Was just asked the single most Minnesotan thing possible: “we’re out of sausage for your Bloody Mary, do you want double cheese instead?”

Asking for the middle-finger. My barber knows what I mean