ok we really need to decide if we're using sick as a compliment or an insult because shit is getting really fucking confusing

they look like a pokemon evolution chart

This was when I knew. RIP Jordan Catalano, you grew up to be a sex criminal

the commercials for this movie were on NON STOP

Looking back its so sick George Michael was just cruising in a public shitter

Oh shit i saw he was hospitalized this morning, wtf.

low key one of the best characters on tv right now

@/jedianakin: Just heard The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise. Does anyone know where I could learn that power? @/thatgreendude: The villain, he was. Missed the point by idolising him, you did. Media literacy, you lack. @/realsheevpalpatine: Check DMs

How job interviews feel

something I'm surprised to find myself still thinking of in the year of 202whatever it is, is my friend's college paper she wrote on how GWB probably has FAS, because, look at him.

uh

Cormac McCarthy's The Road starring Mando and Grogu

anyway hacks is fucking delightful and you should watch it.

that DNC report is embarrassing from every single angle. Sure, it's poorly written, unsourced, missing huge swaths, full of cliches instead of context, pulls conclusions from vibes, yadda yadda yadda, but it also just settles on 'well you guys basically sucked at what you shouldn't have sucked at'

Need someone to buy me a more powerful microscope, my 5 microscopes aren't up for the job

oh you mean the media that actually stuck with you was made by a human??

i was on the b3ta boards all the time. that's how i got good at photoshop, which i made a pretty great career out of. thanks @robmanuel.b3ta.com

lmfaooooo

you can always answer a question in a headline with "no"

There are more bad ideas than good ideas. That's just how ideas work.

ok you know that part of project hail mary where he opens the little bank tube capsule and then goes OH NOES! I thought he was panicking because he realized how stupid it is to stick his schnoz into an unknown substance but apparently it was actually just because it was stinky ammonia. boo.

come the fuck on with this

the democratic party in one screenshot:

i wonder how many kids lost an eye to Astropops. There's no way it's zero.

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She does this immediately when I sit down on the couch, every time

introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live (Aging millennial alt rock station listener edition) Nine inch nails Daft punk Flaming lips Pixies Green Day Tool Korn White Zombie Limp Bizkit Smashing Pumpkins

actually this would fucking whip ass as a halloween costume and i'm already figuring out logistics

Buffalo just looking at you like

i don't want to vote for any of these fucks (california)

jacob....hair? his name is hair? I renounce this.

Obsession (2025) Dir. Curry Barker

Sorry I don’t watch this show and Facebook keeps showing me this scene as a harrowing moment for the character and all I can think is that she took a wrong turn at Albuquerque

this is simply Too Much

so legally, it does briefly function as a boat

more like least wanted, gross!!

Mouthing (zach braff) off camera to avoid getting Bitched About on Main

I really hate the idea of Senator Redditor

ok but for real who was it, Brad Pitt? Franco? Clooney? Mel Gibson? None of them are still well respected but were at the time i think?

It was Frank Langella

police interrogator: "So, what's your name?" me, looking around the room in order to construct an obvious lie: "Den...vis."

need a comedy where brian cranston and stephen root play brothers fighting over their parents inheritance

that's just adrian brody

"all my friends that aren't near Best Buy" is as insane as anything trump's ever said

There has never been more proof that Newsom is 1)unelectable 2)ineligible for office due to being a non-human lifeform in a skinsuit, than this damning passage.

Papists be all

Frot dog

i love my morning ritual