Ok can we talk about literally anything else for a ew hours today? Shit.

panth, 29

One raver, 2 floors

I’m losing it at this post about this raver just constantly puking all over the place because people keep shitting on the dance floor.

Actual Cannibal, Shia LaBeouf?

Hey Todd someone said something about this exact thing once

My poor kid is gonna lose her mind cooped up in the rain with me working all week

Of COURSE he moved to Arizona. Of course.

If you’re telling the world youll take any ham ham sandwich that gets served to you, you cant act surprised when its rotten garbage ham from the sidewalk

“Egg” Mr Bungle- Egg

Will I hate Gavin more than I hate you. I’d vote for you before i voted for him. Do you understand?

I'm like a bird, I long to fly away (also if you make my room dark I assume it's nighttime and will go to sleep)

Birds are jealous of us. We have hands.

Permanent jewelry is so dumb, you gotta cut it off basically any time you have a medical procedure

Ok so when are we gonna start talking about how aicommitting class warfare on multiple fronts, including pricing regulars out of even basic components, widening the technology access gap.

Every day is a good time to fight for trans rights and if you think otherwise, whats that quote from twin peaks? "fix your hearts or die"

Bob Dylan foot content

This is my activation phrase

If the party is already telling you who they won’t vote for and you’re not listening, you’re the one holding the hostages, dipshit

Sorry this guy had such bad luck fucking the dj

Man they’re really sneaking some badass combat shots into the dunk and egg show

My workshop is in the storm cellar. I was working on a ring, my best one yet, being so happy that nothing had gone wrong yet, when it caught on the dremel and flung itself into the crawl space of my house. This is my 3rd attempt at this ring.

Oh no!

Hell yeah

Shit now I’m thinking bout pupusas

I spent over a decade living in the neighborhood that MS-13 originated in. Our immigration policies created MS-13.

He flipped

You know what would be fun and not at all problematic? I want to know what other countries version of a hick is. What to hicks wear in Bhutan? What does a hick in Norway drive? What do Nigerian hicks listen to?

Where is season 2??? were we not promised a second season? are they still figuring out how the hell to have a second season of a 1 season story?

I got some time to kill in SF this afternoon, are there any cool thrift/antique/junk stores you recommend or any other just fun things to kill an hour on?

This was in a bag of birthday party favors. Is it a puzzle or just a complicated keychain or…?

Uh oh we got a red shirt alert

I’m in the culture lab raising consciousness

Dipshit forgot about the Dutch. And let’s not forget why there are so many Germans in Texas and their beloved shiner bock.

My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.

you mean picklebrawl

When you hear the song that never ends, are you hearing a new version or just picking up where you left off?

🤗

Have a tiny boo-boo on my thumb that stings like 20 papercuts

it b 2 dumbass girls telling each other 'exactlyyyy.'

Jimmy Fallon Kills Planned Pasta Sauce Line With Pal Tommy Mottola as Epstein Friendship Is Revealed

I thought that you died on your birthday, and that they cut off your nose to make sure you were dead

One of MIAs best tracks

Just now realizing Lana Del Rey means The King’s Wool

When your name is all over the Epstein files, but you don’t want your reputation tarnished by being associated with Glinner

Whenever I see a clip of The Menu I'm remember how brilliant it is that the final girl is a sex worker who survives because of her skills as an escort; Erin survives not because she's necessarily more virtuous but because she perfectly reads this man and becomes what he desires: an honest customer.

I actually think it’s a good thing to not preemptively swear you’ll vote for Gavin Newsome before he’s the candidate

Wait

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