This might be the worst post I’ve ever seen

speak for yourself kai!!!

McConnell Pack Watch

and here's me struggling to forgive your father for not wearing a rubber

when I see someone I know from afar at the grocery store

You practically wrote him, my guy.

I'd actually probably hide in my room and overnight a tattoo needle from amazon and scribble it out myself THEN go get it fixed so no new people could know my shame

A woman saying she was raped *is* evidence.

Owie owie owie I accidentally shaved a mole

did they hire nina totenberg

i do think it should get wrapped up soon though before it becomes tacky

From Dolores Huerta's statement this past March medium.com/@dolores_hue...

Guys, the correct reaction will never ever be "OH SO REPUBLICANS CAN BE RAPISTS BUT WE CAN'T?!?!"

never thought i would say these words but, uh, fuck you stephen king

you really don't have to post that you'd gladly vote for a racist rapist

there are plenty of folks that resigned themselves to platner for lack of options, and that's just politics. whatever. nbd, swing and a miss. then there are the Defenders. that's a different kind of person.

lol, the one time schumer takes decisive action

the fact that people in law enforcement have this attitude is why people don't trust law enforcement to deal with it, Paul.

a very uncomfortable truth is that a lot of men know they've crossed some line at some point and a lot more don't realize that line was even there

they all talk a good game about resisting until graham platner comes up

lmao brain is cooked like a baked potato.

Man got Chotiner’d without even agreeing to an interview. Astounding

i haven't smoked in like, 20 years now, but i still smoke in my dreams, every single night. dream me always has one burnin.

My official position on The Platner Situation is, was, and always will be: "Man, what a shitshow."

pod save america is like the oprah of politics if oprah wasn't already the oprah of politics

oh boy are we all gonna talk about smoothgroins again

Mitch McConnell won't confirm if he is conscious

can't park there mate

it's neat we all got practice having The Platner Debate on easy because it's boss battle time

What else will she pull the plug on?

MEETING TIP: if you ever get caught out not paying attention during a meeting, just go "Actually can we go back a few slides? No, not that one. Maybe one more?" Use this tactic to catch up, buy time, or find a single thing you can ask a deflection-question about

"This looks like bad news!" "Well you'd think so but all of the crabs are in perfect balance. We call it Too Many Crab Syndrome"

Jigsaw of the devil. Drill of the metatron. Hammer of the seraphim. These actually all sound pretty cool, ngl

lol what if he's also just depressed

Feels weird to take Brooke Shield's side in a fight against the boys but here we are

god i feel bad for maine, getting stuck with the trashiest date to the destination wedding but you bought those fuckin tickets, you're going to the ceremony.

hey man i've been there

if you see me yelling at my spouse, by all means, get in there and back me up

r/tvtoohigh

you're asking probing questions about his flipflop on support for israel. i'm demanding answers on his ties to the "obrahma" slash community. we are not the same

"HOW DO THEY KEEP BEATING US?!" they cried as they put on their bright red and white crosshairs right over their hearts

Sorry sorry I'm trying to delete

this is the new american flag

I would like to send this directly to Cillian Murphy and record his facial expression, it would be something to study for years

that's an entire simpsons episode each

Lmao it’s called “googling a picture of the average Brit” you dumb bigot

I saw one of the coolest things while visiting a thrift shop

SSPX TRICKY