Man thinks 'exile' means not being President. I'm living in exile right now

Capitalism is the music industry pointing to sport and saying we should be more expensive, and sport pointing to music and saying we should be more expensive.

Should you happen to be in Manchester this evening between 7 and 8, please pop along and hear my chat with @beardedgenius.bsky.social. Best question wins a *pack of Aunt Bessie's Yorkshires. *Small. www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/daniel-gra...

Eric has always been an ally. He said this immediately after the Charlie Hebdo attack in Paris in 2015, when hatred of Muslims had spiked

This quote is 10x better if you read it in Trump’s voice

Read that as Baddiel Baddiel

Madueke injury a big pity for him. Some of their (online) fans were hideous to him when he joined and he was starting to prove them wrong

2014. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Genuinely never seen anyone clap like that in my life. It’s like a melted Mick Jagger crossed with a McDonald’s logo

One of my favourite gags in anything ever

Fair play. They’ve absolutely nailed ‘hijabi student in the library waiting for her phone to charge’

Why does it look like Nick Woltemade is peering through the window like a disappointed BFG

Gone at this company trying to sell a game at Old Trafford as the perfect ‘date night’ 🫠

He’s bringing it back

"I'll do what I fucking want" That's where we are heading. Those with the all the privileges want even more. "Why can't I just attack anyone I don't like the look of?"

Wtf? Why would you do that? Why is he so angry?

Three uncles watching you move your car outside the mosque

Can we be sure ‘Credible Threat to My Life’ isn’t just the name of his next album?

What in the we didn't start the fire is this all about?

Wow

Wow the Geordies really love big Nick Woltemade

Deary me. Cardinal Timothy Dolan calling Charlie Kirk "a modern day Saint Paul"

This could have been the most important monologue of Fallon's career. A rousing, hilarious, scathing, furious skewering of an administration attacking *his* colleagues and *his* industry. A monumental fuck you to anyone trying to censor the satirist's art. And instead? This. A limp hollow whimper.

In fairness to this man, it can’t be easy making an incoherent vague point about immigration on national TV when you’re dressed like Fight for This Love era Cheryl Cole

Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired

Your favourite comedian’s rider

A story in three parts.

Oh wow. Lee Clark absolutely destroyed here 😬

Francesca Albanese at the Together For Palestine benefit concert

Padre McTominay. A young priest who solves murder cases in his parish near Naples. Occasionally goes undercover as a footballer for the local team

wtf he looks like an elderly thundercat. lion-o coming out of retirement

We’ve become desensitised to this kind of behaviour. We’ve gotten used to it because it’s Trump. We shouldn’t. Bullying at a state level is fash. Threatening a journalist by telling them that asking an awkward question could harm their country on a diplomatic level is fash

Well according to the article he only left the theatre for eight minutes so maybe practice is required

SO HE GETS BETTER AT IT?! NOOO! MAKE HIM STOP!!

Hahahahahahahahaha

Slightly obsessed with the phrasing here. 'Desensitised to the fascination with his unusual characteristics' reads like something that's been translated to a foreign language and back to English approximately three times

Owen Cooper, 15, becomes the youngest male actor to win an outstanding supporting actor Emmy. How lovely to hear a young northern working class talent speaking so eloquently on the biggest stage after being given a chance in the industry

Look at the length of the drawstrings emanating from Pep Guardiola's hoody. How is that allowed? His hoody's not even bunched up so that's not even their maximum length. I feel like I'm going mad. Do something @premierleaguetips.bsky.social

They’re still thinking about the bad news Noz

On the plus side today I've realised who Luke Shaw reminds me of

In fairness to the police, frail pensioners with disabilities are far easier to arrest

Good luck finding a lawyer willing to stake their reputation on Spurs *ever* not being ‘in a right mess’. Being ‘in a right mess’ is their essence. A ‘right mess’ is every Spurs fan’s birthright. Spurs won a European fucking trophy last season in the rightest of messes. Case dismissed

When your height is 6ft 2 but your fragile male ego is 5ft 7

This on Instagram from @beardedgenius.bsky.social expresses what I’ve attempted to many times before so succinctly and powerfully. I often think, when you’re old and grey and are looking back on your life, what will you think? What will others think? Just be nice, kind and do your best.

Lol. Well played you absolute muppets. You've only made it look even more terrifying, sinister and powerful.

They don’t realise they’ve become the art installation

Manchester comedian Del Boy Diamond on Sky Star Search

Artur Boruc ✊🏽🇵🇸 Celtic Legends vs MUFC Legends