Myles, I was familiar with your game but, M8!!!!

Six points clear with three to play, is it?

Lovely, Lovely stuff all-round! Roll on Tuesday! 🔴⚪

Half-time brew anyone?

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Ain't half enjoying this.

Gyök 🤝🏾 Saka! 💥

UTG! 🔴⚪

West Ham 🚮

The shopping list for the summer is pretty clear: RB, CAM, LW, and a CF. Another big transfer window looms. 😬

Me likes that line-up. MLS in midfield, Riccy back in the fold and some tekkers in the front 3! 😏

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Please don't fuck up my weekend Arsenal, I beg 🙏🏾. Need 2/2 Wins!!! 🔴⚪🤞🏽

G'mornin! 🔊😮‍💨

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only— The Wonder Years The Sopranos Desmond's Early Doors 2 Point 4 Children Goodness Gracious Me Pugwall Red Dwarf Eurotrash Mork and Mindy Round The Twist Da Ali G Show Big Break Gomorrah Challenge Anneka

I hope Max gets a start against Burnley.

The weight of the Premier League title race is no joke, innit. I think it actually distracted me from that semi-final first leg! However, since Wednesday night, the 2nd leg is all I can think about. I'm absolutely buzzing! 🤪🔴⚪

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I just clocked Gabi Heinze. My man wasn't having any of it. Shoving his mate aside to defend our boy. Great to see! 🤫🔴⚪

What an absolute wally! Also, big up Zubimendi for backing the beef. 👊🏽

Candi Staton - Young Hearts Run Free Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here Stevie Ray Vaughan - Life Without You Kanye West - Family Business Yazoo - Only You David Bowie - Heros Kishore Kumar - O Saathi Re Prince - When Doves Cry Arctic Monkeys - A Certain Romance Enigma - Sadness

G'mornin! 🔊😎

Brudda was way ahead of his time.

I've just clocked that the Europa League final is 4 days before Villa play 115 🤷🏽‍♂️. If Villa make the final, they’ll be useless against Pep regardless of the outcome. We really need Forest to knock them out tonight so they can stay focused on that PL campaign and EL qualification! 🤞🏽

Ivan Tony agreeing to a straightener after the match. That league ain't serious, man. 🏃‍♂️🤣

And in my humble opinion, you're a massive 🛎🔚!

Still fuming about that Eze decision. The fact that many pundits* are trying to justify it not being a pen is winding me up even more. 🤦🏽‍♂️ *I know I shouldn't give them the time of day, but I'm a glutton for post-match analysis, innit! 🤷🏽‍♂️

I've just seen the highlights of Arsenal vs Leicester in the WSL. Some exquisite football on display, ALL the goals were bangers! 🤌🏾🔴⚪

Enders had me crying my eyes out last tonight 🥺😭, FFS. Such a heartbreaking conclusion to a truly moving storyline about suicide/dementia 💔, but what a beautiful way to end it. Pure class from Steve McFadden and Paul Bradley; simply phenomenal television! 👏🏽💐

I sincerely hope that Benjamin chinned the cunt.

How's about this for a statement: "You, Jamie, are a monumental Cunt."

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McManaman and Keown, about to go and offer Simeone a straightener.

They're getting slapped up at the Emirates. We move! 🔴⚪

Absolute bottle job of a ref. CUNT!

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That pen wouldn't have been given in the PL, btw. If anything, Gyökeres would have been given a yellow, just because innit.

Arsenal Women on a tear up tonight, I see. Lovely stuff!!! 🔴⚪

Solid professional half, that. Great to see the defense locked in and Big Vik clinical as always from the spot. All that nonsense with the Andrex was easily the highlight though! 🧻

Just seen that front three.

Going into the Champions League semi-final like...

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A great innings. Now it's time to come and sit next to Gabriel Heinze every weekend come August. 🤞🏽

Man like Seedorf knows! 😏🔴⚪

'Rest every day' biggest understatement ever! 🥴 That farmers league is just one long recovery session. 🚜

Such a well-spoken guy and a brilliant interview in support of such a great cause! ❤️🤍 Gotta say; Merino is class personified. 👏🏽 Beyond the football, his brain and leadership are exactly what we’re missing at present. 🥺

G'mornin 🔊😊

Man like Seedorf knows! 😏🔴⚪