In one sense I'm happy to see Reform in third, but I'm also unhappy that Labour is again unable to offer anything credible by way of an alternative left-ish government. The needle is stuck in the groove, with the media giving the deck a dunt every so on to make sure we don't enjoy the tune.

Utterly deranged. If there's anyone watching this who believes in the tariff shelf, I have a castle that I'm offering for sale.

The number of people burned alive inside a Tesla is now .. 148 Statistically that's ~2,5 times more per Tesla (!) than the world's 'most fire hazardous car' ever: the infamous '70s Ford Pinto (Taken out of production for 27 fire deaths After 3.2 million produced) docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

The way things are right now, this looks spot on. Everyone else triangulating around Farage when a clear majority despise him and all that he stands for.

I'll say this much for Lembit Opik, you can map out a diverse political career as hard as you like, but shag just one Cheeky Girl and you're forever the guy that shagged a Cheeky Girl.

Calming bike content. One less car journey will surely save Western Europe?

The US right now

Not content with smashing up just the US, he's wanting to take the rest of the world with him.

Real Estate Agents are all rubbing their hands in anticipation. There's no way any of them are heading Heaven-ward today😉.

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

I'm happy to confirm that I'm staying off Disney+. Just like I always have done.

Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.

Listening to Wolf Alice on the way to the match. "What if it's not meant for me?" 😬

Just checking on my two espalier apple trees, and the crop this year has been great. With it being Scotland, they can stay on the tree a bit longer to eke out the last bit of ripening.

Scarf choices for today's big game. I might wear the Go Ahead Eagles one and affect a Dutch accent.

The thousands of tools hired from our South West branch of the #Edinburgh Tool Library are supplied from the main tool library across town… …all sustainably delivered by volunteers riding our free-to-hire eCargobike and trailer.

He's put the tooth under the pillow and the fairy is on her way with the money

Worth cranking up IPlayer to see the last three minutes of the St Johnstone v Dunfermline match

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

NEW: Britain’s fiercest libel firm, Carter-Ruck, acted for the $4bn OneCoin fraud and threatened its critics. Now they’re being prosecuted at the SDT. Their response? An anonymity order to cover it up. But Carter-Ruck just lost that order - and it's all coming out. Thread

nobody has ever read harder than Trump is reading his speech at the UK state dinner

A contrast between BBC News blowing smoke up Trump's arse and ITN covering the Gaza City attack as their top stories. State broadcaster doing what you'd expect.

Keep asking this type of question. One day he'll go postal.

We're just back from a short Interrail break in Brussels, Berlin, and Deventer (NL). Everything went very smoothly, thanks in no small part to the excellent @seatsixtyone.bsky.social whose website is a mine of useful information, especially for the micro managers amongst us.

I've just been prompted to verify my identity to Companies House before the 18th November deadline. "From 18 November 2025, all directors and PSCs will be legally required to verify their identity with Gov.UK One for Companies House purposes."

Everbody has heard of Horst Wessel, right?

imagine getting qt dunked by ed davey. unrecoverable. you’re furious and he is serenely going down a log flume in bognor regis.

There's no excuse of ignorance any more. Every single person on that fascist march knew who Tommy Robinson was and every single one of them knew why they were there. This isn't Brexit. People weren't conned. They willingly went out to join in, led by a five times jailed thug. Stop making excuses.

I've written to Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage, urging them to join me in condemning Elon Musk's dangerous remarks inciting violence yesterday. As leaders, we must stand together and make clear Musk will face serious consequences for these actions.

Being a shitebag is the preserve of the right. "London has fallen" "It's not safe on the Tube" "Parts of Yorkshire are no go areas". But we on the left do need to worry about fascism and how we wrest back control of our media.

If the flag becomes a symbol of division and intolerance, as it has over the past days, then it's no longer everyone's flag. That should not be a difficult concept to grasp, and if you're a Labour MP, you should be amplifying it at every opportunity.

tr. minister peter kyle was on LBC being questioned about musk's incitement of mass-violence. his response? 'what he said was wacky, but people in this country have a right to say 'wacky things'' peter — you're a gaslighting sellout centaur with a lie-shitting horsehole. 'wacky' enough for you?

Shot, chaser Young men more likely to vote Green than Reform. Young men second most progressive group of any demographic. Combined right-wing vote barely bigger than Green vote alone for young men

I've just cycled 40km in the Netherlands, and I'm pretty tired. It turns out that the wind can be a big factor here.

Another accidental beer encounter @whatjoewrote.bsky.social . This time,a brewery tap literally round the corner from our accommodation in Deventer, Netherlands. 😄

No wonder the operative has covered their face. What an embarrassment.

I recently found a letter from 1975 when (aged 13) I used the word P*ki. I'm not proud of it, but at least I'm prepared to admit it. #epstein #trump

In Berlin, where there are fashion icons on many street corners.

Vote Count Binface. Inconceivable that they could do a worse job than any of the ghastly people who are currently running the country.

Here's part of Peter Mandelson's birthday message to "my best pal" Jeffrey Epstein.

They don’t realise they’ve become the art installation

We're on our travels.

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked footage of radical anti-car cyclists at a training camp.

You've heard of President Macron, right? How about President Hardon?

We should arrange a picket of these shops...

Caught the last twenty minutes of Den v Sco. Jeezo, we are so limited in our ambitions football-wise. The commentators and pundits lining up to heap praise on a team literally booting the ball up the pitch.

Aye, right

I'd imagine this is all over the media. www.bbc.com/news/article...