Instead of the angry finger-pointing, can we just for one day agree that it is horrible and monstrous to shoot another human? On behalf of my family, we send love to the Kirks and to all the children, parents and innocents who fall victim to senseless gun violence.

Sorry MAGA, but I’m not leaving the country

Unfortunately for El Presidummy, the only place our show is going is to BROOKLYN! Get your free tickets for #KimmelinBrooklyn here: kimmelinbrooklyn.com

I had a busy summer, but there’s always time for dear leader.

Back to work tonight. Did I miss anything this summer? @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social

When I met this man - of whom I think so much - in the lilac room at SuperCuts, who could have guessed that we’d still be together to celebrate number 80? YOU CALL THIS A BIRTHDAY POST FOR STEVE MARTIN?????

Guest Host Diego Luna on Trump’s immigration policies and the importance of immigrants in the United States…

Happy Father’s Day to all the Dads who are allergic to horses, but took us to see them anyway.

Today I #WearOrange to honor the survivors of gun violence and remember those we have lost. Follow @everytown.bsky.social & @giffords.org to take a stand against an issue our leaders continue to do nothing about.

Today, we give thanks and pay respect to the Americans who sacrificed so much for our country. Remember them by protecting the freedoms they gave their lives to secure. #MemorialDay

Donald Trump’s BIG, BEAUTIFUL BILL wants to defund Planned Parenthood and leave more than a million patients without access to care. Call your Senators to let them know you support the life-saving work they do. #IFightForPP @ppfa.org

Three years ago we lost 19 children and 2 teachers at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas. Very little has changed. Fight for common sense gun laws. Go to everytown.org to find out how to make change in your community. @everytown.bsky.social

Congratulations to my wife Molly McNearney on her well-deserved #Gracie award and shoving me hard before her hilarious acceptance speech. My lawyers will be in touch.

Happy #NationalNursesDay to the hard working nurses who dedicate their lives to taking care of others and a happy #TeacherAppreciationDay to the people who really make our country great. If I was running this place, you wouldn’t have to share a day!

Today we celebrate the 55th birthday of a great Canadian import. Dr. Will Arnett.

I’m proud to join the great Cyndi Lauper in the fight for women’s rights & healthcare. Go to www.bonfire.com/girlswantrights2025 to get a shirt and learn more about the #GirlsJustWantToHaveFundamentalRights Fund. @tidescommunity.bsky.social

Happy 92nd birthday to the one and only Carol Burnett!

Meet Paul, the man behind Pee-wee, May 23 on @streamonmax.bsky.social

Parents! Soon to be parents! Those who never want to be parents! Jimmy Kimmel Live writer Danny Ricker’s hilarious debut book “Wow, You Look Terrible!” is out now. books.disney.com/book/wow-you-look-terrible

When Easter & 4/20 fall on the same day… #Throwback

Thanks to Stephen Rodrick for the nice conversation in @rollingstone.com bit.ly/4lBzI5m. Sexy photos by Philip Cheung.

Happy National Pet Day to Todd & thanks to our friends at Wags & Walks for bringing him into our lives.

The Jimmy Kimmel Live March Madness Pool was RIGGED against me! Therefore, I am proud to announce that I WON. Such a great honor! The Awards dinner is tonight, at the Studio. I want to thank the wonderful show Staff, and all of the many fantastic players, that participated in the even. Such fun!

Happy #OpeningDay to everyone but Stupid.

Happy 75th birthday to the #1 reason we should always be grateful to Canada - their greatest export… Mr. Martin Short.

The greatest local news story of all time… Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Happy Birthday to my wonderful wife and mother to some of my children (I think)

Happy Oscars Sunday! #Oscars

For his birthday, we gave Guillermo a massage...with snakes.

Happy 54, slugger! #Guillermo

Jimmy Kimmel Live turns another year older today. This year, we are especially grateful for our neighbors, our city, the dedicated men and women who keep us safe, and those of you who follow us and watch our show. Thank you for 22 years. We can’t believe it either. @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social

Back to work! New @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social tonight.

Happy 50 to my dear pal Dax Shepard. I wish you another half century of monster trucks and monstrous toes.

And that’s a wrap on Christmas

Smoked it. Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah!

Thanks to my co-workers/friends at Jimmy Kimmel Live for donating blood to Children's Hospital Los Angeles in honor of our son Billy. If you have blood (you do), donate to a children’s hospital near you. bit.ly/4grXcXp @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social

Another great night hosting Metallica's #HelpingHands2024 concert for the All Within My Hands Foundation, supporting workforce education, the fight against hunger & other critical local services.🎄🎸 @metallica.com @allwithinmyhands.org 📸 Ross Halfin

A Secret Santa gift from a co-worker is a great reminder that even the people you spend 40 hours a week with have no idea who you are.

Maybe this is Trump’s way of telling her to quit singing?

Ryan Murphy is flying to Netflix headquarters with a jetpack.

Jason Bateman is on tonight. Call your friends. 📸 Courtesy Teen Beat @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social

As a #Mets fan, I am very excited to see… how terribly this will inevitably go.

A Christmas tree is really just a tower of breakable heirlooms.

Not only did he light the tree, he pardoned it preemptively in case it falls on someone.

These Spotify year-end summaries are a gentle reminder that I’m white and will soon be dead.

Billy is a healthy and funny boy thanks to the doctors, nurses and staff at CHLA whose compassion and caring is unmatched. This #GivingTuesday please consider a donation to them or one of these worthwhile organizations - #StJosephCenter #NoKidHungry #WCKitchen #StJude #826LA #AlexsLemonade #GIFFORDS

My wife Molly and I are MATCHING donations up to $50,000 to support St. Joseph Center this holiday season. Only $50 buys a holiday meal for a family of four. Click on the link to help members of our community in need. stjosephctr.org/holidaybirthdaymatch/

Elon sent me. (inadvertently, but still)