Five talk show hosts walk into the Ed Sullivan Theater…

THANK YOU to all the hard-working nurses and teachers out there. No jobs are more important. We appreciate all that you do. #NationalNursesDay #TeacherAppreciationWeek

We are very honored to have been nominated for the first-ever FIFA Peabody Award! variety.com/2026/tv/news...

Slow news day in NY #LindseyGraham #DisneyWorld

Happy Opening Day to all and to all a good night…

Silver-lining…somewhere, right now, Matt Damon is sad.

Jimmy’s full interview with Don Lemon after his arrest…

23 years ago Jimmy Kimmel Live was born. Thanks to those who’ve been with us from the beginning and the friendly hitchhikers we picked up along the way. @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social

I am pleased to announce another no-talent year!

Very proud of my wife Molly McNearney for this excellent speech and being one of the 100 Most Powerful Women in Hollywood and the #1 most powerful at our house youtu.be/yzlmcdL2X8I

This #GivingTuesday my wife Molly and I will DOUBLE the first $50K in donations to St. Joseph Center - a great organization that does so much to help our friends and neighbors who need a boost. stjosephctr.org/jimmyandmoll...

Help us support injured vets through Homes For Our Troops. Thank you to our heroes who have served and serve our country today. @jaketapper.bsky.social ebay.us/m/WQ5nCl

Tonight we remember our dear friend and bandleader Cleto 💙

Your vote in California is important. Vote YES on 50 today!

When you’re making your #NoKings posters, remember… Donald Trump LOVES a good nickname.

Ronald Reagan said it. #NoKings tomorrow 10/18

Did Trump write the infamous Epstein birthday letter? You decide.

Hi Donald!

As I was saying…

Missing this guy today

Instead of the angry finger-pointing, can we just for one day agree that it is horrible and monstrous to shoot another human? On behalf of my family, we send love to the Kirks and to all the children, parents and innocents who fall victim to senseless gun violence.

Sorry MAGA, but I’m not leaving the country

Unfortunately for El Presidummy, the only place our show is going is to BROOKLYN! Get your free tickets for #KimmelinBrooklyn here: kimmelinbrooklyn.com

I had a busy summer, but there’s always time for dear leader.

Back to work tonight. Did I miss anything this summer? @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social

When I met this man - of whom I think so much - in the lilac room at SuperCuts, who could have guessed that we’d still be together to celebrate number 80? YOU CALL THIS A BIRTHDAY POST FOR STEVE MARTIN?????

Guest Host Diego Luna on Trump’s immigration policies and the importance of immigrants in the United States…

Happy Father’s Day to all the Dads who are allergic to horses, but took us to see them anyway.

Today I #WearOrange to honor the survivors of gun violence and remember those we have lost. Follow @everytown.bsky.social & @giffords.org to take a stand against an issue our leaders continue to do nothing about.

Today, we give thanks and pay respect to the Americans who sacrificed so much for our country. Remember them by protecting the freedoms they gave their lives to secure. #MemorialDay

Donald Trump’s BIG, BEAUTIFUL BILL wants to defund Planned Parenthood and leave more than a million patients without access to care. Call your Senators to let them know you support the life-saving work they do. #IFightForPP @ppfa.org

Three years ago we lost 19 children and 2 teachers at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas. Very little has changed. Fight for common sense gun laws. Go to everytown.org to find out how to make change in your community. @everytown.bsky.social

Congratulations to my wife Molly McNearney on her well-deserved #Gracie award and shoving me hard before her hilarious acceptance speech. My lawyers will be in touch.

Happy #NationalNursesDay to the hard working nurses who dedicate their lives to taking care of others and a happy #TeacherAppreciationDay to the people who really make our country great. If I was running this place, you wouldn’t have to share a day!

Today we celebrate the 55th birthday of a great Canadian import. Dr. Will Arnett.

I’m proud to join the great Cyndi Lauper in the fight for women’s rights & healthcare. Go to www.bonfire.com/girlswantrights2025 to get a shirt and learn more about the #GirlsJustWantToHaveFundamentalRights Fund. @tidescommunity.bsky.social

Happy 92nd birthday to the one and only Carol Burnett!

Meet Paul, the man behind Pee-wee, May 23 on @streamonmax.bsky.social

Parents! Soon to be parents! Those who never want to be parents! Jimmy Kimmel Live writer Danny Ricker’s hilarious debut book “Wow, You Look Terrible!” is out now. books.disney.com/book/wow-you-look-terrible

When Easter & 4/20 fall on the same day… #Throwback

Thanks to Stephen Rodrick for the nice conversation in @rollingstone.com bit.ly/4lBzI5m. Sexy photos by Philip Cheung.

Happy National Pet Day to Todd & thanks to our friends at Wags & Walks for bringing him into our lives.

The Jimmy Kimmel Live March Madness Pool was RIGGED against me! Therefore, I am proud to announce that I WON. Such a great honor! The Awards dinner is tonight, at the Studio. I want to thank the wonderful show Staff, and all of the many fantastic players, that participated in the even. Such fun!

Happy #OpeningDay to everyone but Stupid.

Happy 75th birthday to the #1 reason we should always be grateful to Canada - their greatest export… Mr. Martin Short.

The greatest local news story of all time… Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Happy Birthday to my wonderful wife and mother to some of my children (I think)

Happy Oscars Sunday! #Oscars

For his birthday, we gave Guillermo a massage...with snakes.

Happy 54, slugger! #Guillermo