These are the summer experiences we’ve been looking forward to for seven months - just a happy pig getting a belly rub on warm grass in the breeze. This is Button!

If you check out the #buyastrangerabook hashtag and you live in the UK, you'll see about 10 unclaimed offers. People are offering to buy people books, but nobody is asking. It's not tricky to do. Essentially, people are being lovely. So check out the hashtag, stop being a doof, and just ask!

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For reasons that are unclear, I have only recently started watching For All Mankind. It's bloody brilliant telly

Blue and green; bluebells, blue skies, green dinners. Read our latest newsletter www.netherton-foundry.co.uk/Newsletter-N...

I'm hiring for a small freelance project! Are you an artist who does amazing typography design AND are vehemently opposed to generative AI? Please share a link to your portfolio in response here and make sure it includes the best email to contact you, too! 🙏 sharing is appreciated🙏

Happy midweek wine night to all who partake

I’m back at the Lowry in Salford a month today with my family comedy show and I need bums on these seats! If you know any North West families, please point them in this direction thelowry.com/whats-on/ola...

May contain nuts though

For his next project he's doing Sophie's Choice, but this time she gets two picks

Finding one injured buffalo in a herd is like a needle in a haystack. Our pilot, already on patrol, circled above and located him – a wire snare cutting deep into his neck. Anti-Poaching Team on the ground. All systems go. Full story: www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/news/updates...

Selling off some of my old vinyl in an attempt to streamline my existence This might be of interest to 90s Hip Hop connoisseurs. A mint condition, RARE PROMO Souls of Mischief 93' album in blue vinyl. Never been played! ebay.us/m/XW258A

Oh you can shove *all* of this up your bungus

Day 39 of Bordeaux/Bilbao rugby trip Rain early am. Just starting to clear to sun Some pics taken at a bar/restaurant between my aire and walk to the centre of Biarritz 15-18°C 🌧️😎🚐🍷🏄 #vanlife #motorhomelife #leicestertigers #biarritz

Happy 200th birthday to @zslofficial.bsky.social 💚 🎉 For two centuries, you’ve connected people with wildlife and driven vital conservation science. We’re proud to work together - including on Garden Wildlife Health, protecting the species on our doorsteps. Here’s to continuing all the good work!

This late into a #kakapo breeding season, long after the mating has finished, a few males will still be at their bowls. They'll be sporadically booming, but most often you'll hear their 'skraaks' as they scrap for territory before returning to their winter ranges. #kakapo2026 #conservation

It's too sunshiney for this work nonsense

Word has got out that tomorrow will be the last feed in our garden until winter. This is the view from my kitchen window this morning. I love it. Will miss them. 💚 #UKWildlife #Birds #Parakeet #BirdPhotography #Wildlife #Nature #ECK

www.maptap.gg April 29 98🎯 100🎯 99🎯 94🏅 99🎯 Final score: 975 Nailed it. With, it should be said, a complete and utter guess for the Japan one

We just got word that this handsome man will be transporting to Pennsylvania on Memorial Day weekend. If you live around that area and are looking for a gorgeous, silly, snuggly boy for your family, he will be adoptable through The Sanctuary at Haaffsville.

I think Charles just called Trump a massive dickhead. And none too subtly, diplomatically speaking

Day 38 of Bordeaux/Bilbao rugby trip Early shopping day. Stayed local after van clean. Some more pics taken around my aire in the Milady Plage area of Biarritz Hazy am; clearing late pm. 18°C 😎🚐🍷🏄 #vanlife #motorhomelife #leicestertigers #biarritz

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Happy birthday #TerryPratchett GNU, always

I'm going to a fancy dinner tonight to help raise funds to buy health care for Houston's un/underinsured food and beverage workers. If you'd like to join the cause without spending a fortune, why not donate a lab test or two? Here are our negotiated prices. Donate at www.illhavewhatsheshaving.org

It’s that time for emu zoomie with Taz, Del, Chip & Graham #zoomies

Apropos of absolutely nothing www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Right! I’m off on me holidays (my vacation) and I’ve kitted meself out with some Scorching tees from Sillytees. I suggest you do the same. No rush. You’ve got a couple of weeks. Tees by Sillytees. Open again on may 18th. LINK ON MY PROFILE.

I am unnecessarily excited about this

It's been a while...a Quad from the Lyth #lythhill #shrewsbury

Super Furry Supamarkets will feature a range of unique limited-edition merch including a very limited number of prints by Welsh artist and long time collaborator Pete Fowler

I have accidentally poured a G&T of enormous destructive power

Check your pills, folks www.gov.uk/government/n...

Has Tony Blair thought about just jolly well fucking off and never darkening our doors again?

Head Keeper Edwin always admired Arthi's measured demeanour. Last month, Arthi went AWOL mid-morning, sprinted back to the stockades, and helped himself to leftover pellets. It took three Keepers to retrieve him. Measured. Mature. Mostly. www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/orphans/arthi

www.maptap.gg April 28 96🔥 97🔥 92🏆 75🌞 85🎓 Final score: 857 Curse those last two

Where the #SciFi nerds at? People with an affinity for vintage things & spaceships? Prints of my pinball painting disappear on May 2nd! This is a bit different from my typical nebulae & planets, so it’s been tricky getting it in front of the right audience 🤓 stellerarts.com/pages/pinball

We fling yoghurts.

Carbon isn't the only element you can make nanotubes (NTs) with. You can make NTs with Copper (Cu). They wouldn't... Would they? ui.adsabs.harvard.edu/abs/2014SCPM...

The grand-daddy – our 14” frying pan is now listed with a lid; NFS-324 14" (36cm) Spun Iron Sauté Frying Pan & lid www.netherton-foundry.co.uk/iron-frying-...

It's been a great 2026 season of 'How light is it in #Orkney at 5pm this week.' We started in the darkness of early January and ended in the light of April after the clocks had gone forward. Here's all the weeks put together as we moved from 5pm darkness to 5pm sunshine. 💡

How peaceful is this - the village of Hopesay, near Craven Arms, nestled in a small valley beneath the gentle slopes of Burrow Hill. The summit of the hill is crowned by an Iron Age fort known as Burrow Camp, which has great views over the surrounding countryside. I had spent... #Shropshire

What a whirlwind weekend in Seattle, launching The Story of Birds! 🦅🪶🦖

Environment. That second n is an exercise in futility

£1.73 an hour, Saturday job at John Menzies* *one for the kids there

Here’s a #MondayMorningMinute with #nature here on #WorldBeeSanctuary. Take a moment. #pause Go do some #good. Have the best week you can. If you’re not having a good week - tell someone. And if someone tells you - Listen. Really #listen. #mentalhealth #wellbeing #primrose #spring #love #peace

Today's dawn chorus soloist: the Song Thrush. Clear and bold. They repeat each phrase two, three, sometimes four times. Listen carefully and see if you can hear one calling this week. 😍 #DawnChorusClub

www.maptap.gg April 27 97🔥 95🏅 71😂 96🔥 94🏅 Final score: 904 Turns out I have no idea where Afghanistan is

I don't want to alarm anyone but it appears to be Monday. That's unpossible