Come on, man

If there was a way to get this distributed to the UK I would absolutely pay to to see it. Probably a couple of times

"Bury me with my money."

Real good news/bad news thing for Starmer. Good news: he got people to sign up for signing at a similar pace to Your Party's mailing list. Bad news: It's opposition to his ID cards idea. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Cat go brrrrr

Sure, let’s collate every member of the public’s personal and private information into one giant database right before handing whole swathes of the state over to multinational corporations using an emergent technology with numerous security issues

I'm not smart enough to understand more than half of this thread, but I follow the gist of it. If I'm reading it right, it's proof that a booming stock market won't help anyone if most people are still getting poorer while the rich get richer. If that's what it's saying, I agree and have a meme

ID ID Shit Brit ID Starmer's latest plan to Try to watch you while you pee

🚨 Investment Grade Podcast Alert 🚨 Remember stonks on Reddit and how random people investing in Gamestop was gonna change capitalism? Well they made a movie where America Ferrara says "diamond hands" a lot. It's a Rob Movie Special! www.podbean.com/ea/pb-epiww-...

Eat the mfing rich, y’all.

At this point, it's obvious that members of a one-term government are desperately trying to secure their post-politics careers by hocking *your data* to big tech plutogarchs. It must be resisted at all costs.

Critical support for the Mean Squirrel

How does anyone find time to do anything? Deeply suspicious of everyone

Please can we help my phone friend, James. They're a good person and wouldn't be asking if they had absolutely no other recourse. I 100% vouch for them. If you can't donate, please can you share far and wide, as well give it a like so it goes up in the algo.

The moment you dig in an inch and ask “What is the point of you, what are you trying to achieve here” you will discover that the point and purpose is “Fuck you, we are in charge here”

America 2025. Please Don’t Offend The White Supremacists

A Spanish naval vessel will join the Global Sumud Flotilla to provide assistance and, if necessary, conduct rescues, says Spanish PM Pedro Sanchez. Italy earlier announced it was dispatching a frigate after a night of drone attacks on the flotilla opposed by the Israeli gov't.

We live in the stupidest reality, I swear to god

A few names to remember for later mockery

James has been a solid comrade to many of us, so if a bunch of us chipped in a small amount we can help them get the surgery they need to help them get back on their feet. Please consider throwing a few quid in to help if you can

If the choice is between the antichrist and AI stealing everything good in the world and shitting out inferior copies, I'll side with the antichrist any day

Journalists in their heads: "we are the strong voice that holds the powerful to account and shines a light on truth!" Journalists in reality:

If you're still saying 'Vote Labour or we'll get Reform' at this point, you're just a fucking dickhead. If you're accepting this low a bar, which a worm couldn't slide under, you're a collaborator. Labour needs to be opposed every bit as much as Reform or the Tories.

Anyway, look at this riddle of linear time. Because it has chicken and eggs, you see #sensiblechuckle 🍳🥚 #eggclub

We have a 300 character limit.That often means you can't talk about every point you want in detail, so you have to summarise or neglect other points to focus on important stuff. We all know this Why then, do people always storm into your mentions to quibble over details in the stuff you summarised?

Every time someone debunks Trump’s rubbish, an alleged parent in the comments will rage that “we MUST listen to Trump, MY child does self injury, YOU don’t understand”. I made this video because I was sick of people assuming that people like me don’t do things like that.

centrists: a third party can’t win under fptp so you have to vote labour. centrists: if you don’t vote labour then reform, a third party, might win.

Very informative and useful thread full of evidence and sources you can use the next time some dickhead centrist is demanding you debate them

Neurodivergent folks should all be paid a stipend to do things we like to do, and the world would end up benefiting from it.

Get raptured, idiot. Get absolutely ascended

Really flagging now. So tired that I actually feel a bit sick, but also my stomach is rumbling so loud everyone can hear it. And I've also got to walk home in the post-match foot traffic and I don't know how much longer I can complain

I see Trump had a nice time at the UN. Imagine fawning over that guy constantly. Looking at you Keir Starmer

The fuck they did. Now I'm angry. I have no idea how to escalate this though. Bastards

And to top it off I have to go into the office tonight too 😭

True story

*starting to float towards the sky* "Aww yeah putting the rap into rapture! I am Hari and I'm here to say...!" *slowly floats back to the ground* "Ah, fair."

Okay, look, I want to explain a bit about this mystery of why Italians (and other Southern Europeans) are so much more up for rioting than people in the UK. The UK has over 7 million CCTV cameras. That's more than 1 camera per 10 people. London is the 3rd most surveilled city in the world. 1/

Didn't sleep well last night (not because of anxiety, just because I had too many thoughts in my head) but I still managed to drag myself to the gym earlier. I'm not sure how good of an idea that was, though. Everything hurts, I'm so tired, and I still have to work later

Found a new life motto and/or a way to answer the phone!

If you ever have imposter syndrome just remember that not only does Trump think he's thin, he also thinks he's smart

the bone farmer, revisited | patreon.com/lubchansky

Here is a comic from March 2024 that I forgot to post here, featuring my whimsical characters whose names I also forget

Anti-autism campaigner, Karen Hoyland, 40, commented: “I love my child but I hate his autism. The other day I came home to find him lining up his guns, instead of playing with them like a normal kid.”

'Come to the UK. We're hostile to immigrants, the infrastructure is a ruin, rent is sky high (worst housing in Europe too), oh and if you're a scientist, as we claim to want, there are no jobs because the university sector is a bad year away from mass bankruptcy.' Wow. Such an attractive offer.

Imagine if we all got raptured and the annoying Christians got stuck on Earth?

Ordered food from a new place earlier with a voucher that covered most of it. There's always a risk ordering from somewhere new because my place is tricky to find, so I left detailed directions and tipped in advance. So of course the food was stolen

No one is making you be a writer if you can’t do it and also don’t enjoy doing it. If you’re larping a job for clout I’d probably pick surgeon or Nobel prize winning diplomat, stealing valor for from isolated weirdos at their laptops is like shoplifting from the landfill.

Erika Kirk (crying) enters to pyrotechnics at her husband's memorial service.