"This is how we win," I say, as I roll over for another 8 - 12 hours of sleep

My child. My son. We go into this dark unknown together, Spleebo.

New year, new stream. www.twitch.tv/cptbadgerldn

Alright, you've had your yearly allotment of merriment and good cheer. Get back in the mines. Go on now

Happy New Year all. As we go into 2026 remember that the Labour Party must be fully destroyed. 🥰

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Happy New Year, people who might just be voices in my head

You'd better have a good New Year. Don't make me come in there

Labour List, c. May 8 2026

Dangerous Nights Crew, today is the day we LIVE for

"People want instant results" MY MAN they have a 148 seat majority! They could have transformed the UK in their first term! They could have just abolished the HoL, replaced FPTP and started negotiations to rejoin the EU and *nobody could have stopped them*

The sort of thing I do on Twitch. This is from the summer. Join me from 9pm tonight to see out this bitch year. twitch.tv/soozkempner

I started 2025 mid-way through a huge edit on a laptop that I'd only just gotten working again after two months of stress. I was worried I'd never write anything ever again. That the spark was gone. Not only did I finish that edit, I did another, and started a new draft that's now 138,000 words in

orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing

Real glad @getgianni.com made another one of these this year. "Every day you get through, everything you create, is another brick you tore out of their shitty little castle and threw it right back at 'em" is the energy I wanna bring into 2026. That goes fucking hard www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pTs...

they should invent a year that's better than the one before it

starmer is unpopular because he is not meaningfully different than the tories. labour voters want labour policies, not tory policies. mystery solved

I have opened my first beer if that's alright with everyone

Mid-transformation Gollum looks like he's about to sue a charity for providing trans inclusive services

I ran the numbers and it turns out I've read 19 books this year, not counting ones I've edited or proof-read. I thought that was a lot but it's rookie numbers compared to some of you. I'm in awe. Gotta step up my game next year

Final video of the year is here and it's just a chill thing where I respond to/give some hot takes to some of the audience. I'll see you all in 2026 for the next video: youtu.be/QvRPXRiF4b8

Yearly reminder that you CAN just become a different person, you're not as imprisoned in your life as you think. You can just be the one who dresses nice or exercises or reads a lot, or whatever. You can just start doing it, some people might make fun of you but they don't really care.

What Joe is trying to say is that Zack Polanski is a clear and present danger to the career plan and status of half a dozen families and their hangers on that control The Labour Party. PIEs also come in packs of six. Google his mum and PIE for more information

Fantasy solutions.

Late contender for best book I read in 2025. Gonna be thinking about this one for a while

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This Brazilian woman hates AI

I'm asking John - and indeed all journalists - as a new year resolution to stop comparisons with a national economy and a household budget. How many years have to go by until we can have coherent conversations in the media about the economy? t.co/jIObxTAoeL

Been invited to like three New Year's Eve things and I'm telling each one I'm going to the other like I'm trying to sneak out of my parent's house to fight aliens in the 80s

The new Dropkick Murphys album (I say new, it's like 6 months old) is fucking good. They are so mad that Trump used one of their songs that they did a whole album about how much they despise billionaires. Great stuff

why is the labour party is so out of touch? bcos it's so incestuous this kid has no background in politics. no background in anything besides bouncing from one 'think tank' to the next he's not head of fabians on merit. mommy got him the gig whole party is like this now. nobody real is involved

We go LIVE to the thoughts of a Financial Times journalist

Therapy: - Expensive - Some therapists are plain shit - Limited availability Yelling at the Moon: - Free - Proven stress-reliever - Not against the law if you go deep enough into the woods - Ignore that howl. It's NOT a werewolf - No, you're not being stalked! Don't be paranoid! - Don't turn around

apart from the obvious bigotry, the guardian have like a billion pound trust fund, the pop ups on every article begging for money with the copy implying theyre an obvious force for good/charity AND now openly shill for AI as well, because they dont have enough money apparently pick a struggle girl

Considering I lost an hour at the start of my shift I've done pretty well to catch up on the deadlines I had to hit today. Nothing left to do but to pack up the work laptop for another year (well, like a day)

BREAKING: Head of the 'Sabotage the left' club doesn't like left-wing movement.

Doesn't help that I've got carpal tunnel so bad I can barely move my fingers. Going into 2026 the same way I went into 2025, complaining loudly the entire time

What a morning. System is down at work so I can't do anything (even though I started early specifically to do stuff!) and the first post I see on here is people discussing the ethics of how you treat AI and how we should be nice to them because being mean to an AI is gonna make you be mean to humans

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Gotta be at work for 7am tomorrow so I should be asleep right about...now

It happened again Finally getting around to the new series of Fallout. In the first scene there's a device that's identical to one I have in the book I'm writing (might as well tell you since it's out there, an implant that can control someone's mind and can make their head's explode)

Will be getting famous in 2026. It’s guaranteed and here’s the antics you can expect from me when it happens. #feet #scand

I don't want to go anywhere or do anything on New Year's Eve, or the rest of 2026 if I'm being really honest