ah fuck, I accidentally did cohesive theory

I worry my high effort shitpost is going to be taken seriously by all the wrong people lmao

Today I want to pontificate upon the quite unique case I stumbled upon a while ago, so I am presenting to you my brief anthropological study of the cisfatalist

just sneezed 7 times in a row AMA

my type in women is unavailable

the bathroom in my new flat has weird fake wooden beams in it

I'm so fucking housewife coded

that's right, I'm a gynoid toucher

my type in women is unavailable

they're inventing a hole that makes your dick bigger

a sufficiently motivated transsexual can change the world

I should smoke more cigars

I have the transsexual mandate of heaven

"mortal sins" well, I have a date on Saturday

it is surprisingly easy to neglect beautiful transgender women

the "I have too much stuff" was a lie five of my 20 boxes were just books, another 5 kitchen bits

I moved bitch

"you look like all the women I've ever fumbled"

chat, it turns out being relatively sober and living off rice and beans for a month is good actually

yeah I'm Copenhagen sober (no weed or powders, but I drink booze)

moving in halloween weekend means I miss out on all the parties 😔

my life changed for the better tenfold the moment I became an annoying transsexual

women love my service top behavior, but they gotta stop reading it as bottom behavior

two tgirls going on a date to get a mamogram

it's only cuckolding I'd the cuck is in the room with you, otherwise it's just sparkling cheating

Puppy girl with a cold and snuff kink: Are you going to take me to a farm upstate? When are we going for a short walk in the woods? Am I going to be old yellered?

I have the transsexual mandate of heaven

post-soviet countries make the best chocolate

the reviews are in: I'm cool and transsexual about it

Call me ma'amdani the way I always find a way to return to my core political ideology

I am proud to be a knobhead

I have a HSTS diagnosis because I had to lie to an institution called "the sexological clinic" to get treatment because if I was a little bit too dyke they'll diagnose me with AGP and tell me to see a therapist about my cross dressing fantasies.

wallah I will become the hottest butch on the planet

it's only cuckolding I'd the cuck is in the room with you, otherwise it's just sparkling cheating

my apartment slowly becoming one of those "single guy who just has a mattress on the floor and a tv" apartments as I get ready to move

POV: the vampire that just bit you heard you moan "mommy"

I think the "posting in a language people don't understand" bit is only funny if you pick a language that ISN'T primarily spoken by one of the global North's colonial powers. 它是不好

not my family crashing out because I called them out on the fact that they never fuckin help me with anything lmao

POV: the vampire that just bit you heard you moan "mommy"

two tgirls going on a date to get a mamogram

just don't january fuckn't february mustn't masturbate march abstaining april may not may just don't june jilling free july autofelatio austerity august sexless september locktober no nut november denial december

my professor's special interest is zines and it is obvious lmao

this is honestly my favorite moment.on this website me and a complete stranger taking a picture of the same heron on the same day in front of the same food truck

I've been thinking about it, but so many people can't tell the signs of abuse it's honestly kinda scary

siren song of a new tattoo is calling way too loud

I need to get my PhD so I can be a professor in occulture and just have my balls floating in a jar in my office

you should get more radical

German millennia of humiliation ngl