How the fuck are we supposed to live like this? I can't think. I can't concentrate on anything. My head is full of wasps. The world is run by psychopaths. It's a death cult. We're all in Aum Shinrikyo. We're all in the Heaven's Gate Away Team. The whole fucking world is o9a.

The world is actually driving me insane. The car really is on fire, and there really is no driver at the wheel.

they've finally arrested hbomberguy

Himmler encourages Slavic and Jewish Untermenschen to apply for refugee status in occupied Poland.

It's fucking mental that we still just have to like go to work and shit.

People keep banging on about how Maduro was "illegitimate" and "stole the 2024 election" - who the fuck in Venezuela has voted for Delcy Rodríguez to be installed as a now functional dictator puppeted by a US military intervention?

It is not even a "kidnapping". "Kidnapping" is something that dipshits like Danny Tommo do over minor cocaine deals. This is an extraordinary rendition of a head of state by a rogue nuclear power, an open coup d'etat, and an illegal act of war that has killed at least 80 civilians.

This is true but does highlight a pretty major problem, which is that the world is run by a handful of closely connected billionaire paedophiles, and all the cops who work for them are violent, misogynist gangsters. We might have made a mistake.

The last time another country behaved the way the US is behaving on the international stage the only way it got resolved was by the entire fucking world declaring war on it.

The reason to oppose illegal renditions of world leaders in the interests of US imperialism is not because it might encourage Russian or Chinese imperialism, it's because doing illegal renditions of world leaders in the interests of US imperialism is in and of itself bad you fucking idiot.

The Discordians once again proven to be the most correct people in history, and Greg Hill and Kerry Wendell Thornley should have immediately shot each other in the head upon meeting.

Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist. Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it

Imperial stout and its consequences have been a disaster for my intestinal biome.

Non zero chance Trump et al just start kidnapping presidents and primes minister and such until he accidentally ends up kidnapping just an ever increasing number of world leaders until, I guess, he has his own idk Arkham Asylum??? Anyhow 🥂 here's to the year we're all about to have

Montessori School of the Americas.

America: illegally invades another country Americanly Liberals: "What are we, Chinese?"

People asking if Starmer will stand up to Trump over Venezuela have utterly failed to understand the nature of both the UK-US relationship and Keir Starmer's spine.

Yanqui go home.

My dog's dead, and the US has invaded Venezuela.

You wouldn't download a Venezuelan dictator.

January 1st welcoming me into 2026:

Lol. Lmao. Just about to leave for Cornwall to see some friends and try to salvage something from this shithouse of a New Year, and my car radiator has sprung a leak.

Jan 1st 2026 to me, re: the rest of 2026.

Feral Zoomer did my tarot reading last night and it's frankly a bit on the fucking nose.

No, I only listen to @praxiscast.bsky.social

Can/bottle check. My dad is appalled.

"The Passenger" by Cormac McCarthy is a Christmas film.

Can check.

I'm gonna do so much toxic masculinity with this. I'm gonna call it like "The Bloke's Survival Kit" and market it specifocally as an International Women's Day product. I'm gonna make millions.

I have repurposed this Ted Baker wash bag into a sort of men's grooming product/dog treat/danger beer military ration pack and I think I may have just invented the most Yer Da Christmas gift set of all time.

Sup mothercluckers! Merry Crisis!

Christmas can check. Merry Crisis you fucking freaks. x

I am once again reminding everyone that the only good Christmas song is The Hampshire Mummers Song, which is about how we're all going to die, so we should get absolutely shithoused on danger beers.

Feral Zoomer borrowed my car a few weeks ago for work cos hers was in the garage. When her car came back, her passenger seat was infested with a fungal mould bloom. Yesterday I went to fo some jobs in the car and the passenger seat had the same fungal bloom. We actually have the cordyceps infection.

"Ham sniffer" sounds like one of those old school British homophobic slurs I was talking about the other day.

Release the Prince Andrew Christmas Cards you cowards.

Support the Hunger Strikers, Free the Filton 24, and don't stop until every factory of death in my city and on our planet is ashes and rubble.

Weston Antifascists are now on bsky! Follow them @westonantifascists.bsky.social to find out about what they've been up to.

I've just hit 3.3k followers. What the fuck is wrong with you idiots?

It's us. It's idiots on twitter.

So you're suggesting some sort of... Third Position?

When I say "wonderful little nugget" what I mean is "horrifyingly brazen example of how everyone in the media class is still working overtime to cover up the histories of abuse by obvious sexual predators because they are addicted to proximity to wealth and power".

A wonderful little nugget hidden in this article is the suggestion that Epstein "courted... innocents" unaware of his behaviour such as *checks notes* Mick Jagger, a man who has definitely never had sex with teenage girls.

"Enjoy the camps" Liberals constantly telling on themselves.

“Read a book” while I’m sat plugged directly into a Ludovico machine like that wean from omelas

Lol telling @sanitarynaptime.bsky.social to read about politics is like telling an elephant they need more roughage in their diet. I don't think there's a single person on this site more cursed with Knowing Things About Britain.

Personally if 5 people who have never been convicted of a crime were at imminent risk of death while on hunger strike and their main demand was simply to be granted bail and I was a government minister, I'd be moving heaven and earth to save their lives, bureaucratic processes be damned.

Liberal does apologetics for a man happy to watch anti-genocide hunger-strikers die in prison in and then cries about it when I'm anything less than polite. Get absolutely fucked.