PSA: I'm almost 61. This job doesn't pay much. Next to nothing. I don't need it. Just keeps me out of the pub for a few hours & prevents me from taking up jogging. So if you think you can be abusive, cos through no fault of my own your shirt will be a day late, please take your money back & FUCK OFF

Waiting for my DPD package to arrive.

Challenge accepted. Stephen Miller is such a fascist, he makes his wife wear a short black wig and fake mustache when she pegs him.

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Apols for delay in deliveries this week, DPD drivers went on strike (and I can’t blame them) so my shipment from suppliers has been delayed. Should be with me today. Also, once I get the remaining shirts out the way today as I’ll be out of the office for a pressing domestic matter. Be back Sunday.

Did anyone else see this today and wonder wtf happened? Oopsie, Stephen.

I know a fat old ICEman He's always on our block And if you take a film of him He’ll reach down for his glock He always wears a neckerchief So you can’t see his face He treats us like we’re human scum And he’s the master race! Ohhahaha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha Ho ho-ho ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha

“…and it was around this time, only a mere 9 years after they told the UK that they’d be fucked with Trade Tariffs by the EU if they voted for Brexit, that the EU fucked the UK with Trade Tariffs cos they’d voted for Brexit. And everyone was flabbergasted. Especially the Telegraph and their readers”

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One very very lonely Tory voice on the letters page of The Times. Sorry, Robert. It’s too late. Your party has gone completely nuts. Driven mad by 14 years of failure, Farage and your monumentally stupid Brexit. You can ask them to put the petrol can down but they’re mesmerised by the fire.

That face I pull when someone’s telling me it’s the ‘illegals’ who are destroying the NHS.

‘You called for me, Mr President?’ “Yes, Miller. I wanted to discuss how to proceed. So we’ve deported the Latinos & Arabs, arrested the blacks, attacked the gays, women, & the educated, the army & ANTIFA. We should persecute short people next. The runts.’ “No, Mr President. Let’s not do that”

I see the Yanks have released their own version of ‘Fat Sweaty Coppers’. Dunno what it’s called. Pies & ICE ?

BREAKING: Tories put deposit on next year’s conference venue.

“So Europeens’ tariffs are murdring are steel industry?” ‘Yep’ “But you sed we held all da cards? & we’d make triffic trade deals once we were out?” ‘Yep’ “An US tariffs make are steel unsellable, but you said we’re ‘front of da queue’ for a trade deal wiv Trump?” ‘Yep’ “So wot append?” ‘Immigrunts’

Bonne nuit. À demain. Sillytees.co.uk

Deal, Kent this evening.

This year’s going quickly. We’ll be wishing each other Merry Brianmas before we know it. #LifeofBrian fan tees by Sillytees.click the link on my profile. (And do hurry up, Big Nose)

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⚠️Three-quarters of UK police forces refuse to say if they even have a contract with Palantir. Read that back. The head of the UK branch of Palantir is Louis Mosely, grandson of British Fascist Oswald Mosely. goodlawproject.org/uk-police-fo...

Day 2 of this Hangover from Hell. If this Sainsbury’s lamb Bhuna doesn’t do the trick I don’t know what will. The doctors are baffled.

Yup. I went down for my flu jab last week, for which I qualify cos of my weak immune system (or permanently hungover as Mrs B calls it) and there were a lot of confused and angry people being turned away without a Covid jab. Must admit I didn’t know the criteria had changed (not that I looked).

This year’s going quickly. We’ll be wishing each other Merry Brianmas before we know it. #LifeofBrian fan tees by Sillytees.click the link on my profile. (And do hurry up, Big Nose)

“Brothers…we should be fighting the common enemy!!!” ‘Keir Starmer?!?!?’ ”No,no,no, the Reform Party!” ‘Oh yeah’

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Cooked Orzo for the first time tonight. And I have an unrelated question: does cooked and raw Orzo go into the same recycling bin?

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I can’t have drunk enough last night cos I’m still thirsty. And the wife is talking to me this morning.

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Are you fvcking listening to this??

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