Which club will corruptly give Man City £60m for Savinho then? #MCICRY

The amount of criticism Kerkez has received this season compared to Rayan Shïte-Nouri is hilarious. The latter is 2 years older than Kerkez and has been utter dogshit since moving to City. #LFC #MCICRY

Good game this. Hoping Southampton win, just so that heads fall off. 🍿 #SOUMID

James Maddison with his new Mick Miller hairdo. #TOTLEE

It would be a nice touch if Labour MPs lever out Keir Starmer using a crowbar made by his dad.

Classy. ♥️ Until Sony issue a copyright claim. 🎮 #LFC www.liverpoolfc.com/news/lfc-rel...

Juventus in talks with Alisson. #LFC

25 minutes in and an Arsenal win is as inevitable as John McGinn scoring on Friday. #WHUARS

Criminal.

Inter-christian sectarianism has sadly slipped down the ladder of bigotry in recent years in favour of more recent trendy categories of blind hatred. Today, let's hope our friends in Glasgow can help put it back on the top table of intolerance where it belongs.

When you see some of the fights that get stopped these days, it's crazy that Wardley hasn't been pulled out here. He can barely stand.

Derek Bullock from Reform, who said “shoot the p*kis”, has won. Ironically 1939 people voted for him.

Lots of Man City players seem to have turned to shit all at once. Must be their bald fraud of a manager's fault. #MCIBRE

This community note is a classic of its genre. #KeirStarmerChildHarmer

Jon Champion unironically declaring his surprise at the empty seats in the Etihad. 😂 #MCIBRE

Darwin Nunez available on a free this summer. I'd bring him back. 🤐 #LFC

Was that the first time all season that Chelsea out-ran someone? Disgusting if so. #LFC

I can't understand why Isak finds it so difficult to hold the ball up when it's passed into his feet. #LFC

I swear to god Frimpong could cross a ball at Leverkusen. #LFC

Gakpo is so dumb. Zero footballing intelligence.

Why's their manager wearing a Fuzzy Felt beard? #LIVCHE

Your regular reminder that Jim Beglin is a cunt. #LIVCHE

Rio starts. 🔴 Possibly the weakest bench since Hodgson's reign of terror. #LFC

Andy Burnham trying to locate a safe Labour seat.

The neo-Nazi rocket nonce is getting owned by his pet A.I. again.

"Labour losing 80% of seats after moving to the right tells me just one thing. They didn't move FAR enough right". - New Labour strategist

With half an hour until the polls close, here's a reminder of the policies that Reform voters love.

They did the meme again. www.dailymail.com/news/article...

Turns out Dave from Cork who thinks local fans should just swallow FSG's greed knows jack shit. #LFC

"Can I count on your racism while I get on with removing your grandchildren's employment protections?"

Kimmich is having the kind of shocking game that can single-handedly throw a game. #BAYPSG

Staggering that Atletico have got to the semi finals of the #UCL with a squad full of Championship quality footballers. #ARSATM

Neither Palmer nor Foden should be at the World Cup. Both utter shite all season.

It'll be hilarious if Guehi costs them the title. 😂

I think Haaland might be done. Might see him retire to run a piercing studio in Trondheim by 2028. #EVEMCI

James Garner wearing gloves in May. If Man City don't win by at least 2 clear goals they should be ashamed. #EVEMCI

Everton are guaranteed to get something tonight. Being annoying is in their DNA. #EVEMCI

Happy Star Trek Day, to all who celebrate. #NanooNanoo 🖖🏼

Martinez PR machine is elite. #AVLTOT

Tottenham fans singing "Champions of Europe" is very funny. Even more so given the stadium they're in. #AVLTOT

Mac Allister again.

Lol.

We lost passionate, feisty, in your face players like Darwin Nunez, Luis Diaz and Diogo Jota in the summer. Replaced them with a load of languid metrosexuals, to supplement the empty-heads and Jesus freaks we had left. And next we're losing Salah and Robertson. Yikes! 😬 #LFC

Konate and Mac Allister both turn their backs on the shot, like the massive fannies that they are. Fucking shite. #LFC

Richard Hughes needs sacking before he sets us back any further than he already has. We really paid a British transfer fee for a fella with this injury record. #LFC #Isak

A Reform candidate confronted about his racist social media posts. They're always so brave on social media but become cowards when confronted with their own words. He even said "blimey!" 🤣

The 3rd victim of attempted murder in London at the hands of a nutter released from a psychiatric hospital isn't being mentioned much. Pretty much not at all by the BBC. I can't think why...