Jordan angling for a gig on GB News with his other half. If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times - no-one in their right mind should give a solitary shit what a failed club chairman and deeply unpleasant narcissist has to say about football (or indeed anything)

The other place - unsurprisingly, given what a cesspit it’s become - has lost its collective mind over the Neville video. Even if it’s a bit clumsy, the message is clear: we’re being divided. It’s a general point, not some wild claim directly blaming white men for a synagogue attack.

British citizens kidnapped in international waters — well beyond Israel’s 12-mile territorial waters — and Starmer’s spokesman calls it “a matter for the Israeli Government.” No, it’s a matter of international law — and a PM with a spine would defend his own citizens. #UKPolitics #Flotilla

A Monday reminder to always proof check your emails folks 😁 An email sent by a well known recruiter. I am capable of doing this so did reply with a friendly heads up. #MondayMotivation

Curious to know whether Syed gets to keep all his BBC gigs now that’s he’s done The Reverse Linekar.

When it comes to intimidating racist protests including outside our homes or place of worship, Black and Asian people are supposed to just accept it and the government saying “we hear you” and “it is right to protest this” and “I love flags me”. No thought of “cumulative impact” for us!

HEAT was released 29 years ago this week. Acclaimed as one of the great crime thrillers of the 1990s, and the film that brought Al Pacino and Robert De Niro on screen together, the making of story will walk out on you in 30 seconds flat… 1/46

A person of such views working in social care is scary

#MUFC's win got me giddy so I couldn't sleep a wink (not really, mainly due to #StormAmy) so I came across and rewatched Heat. As a sporadic film watcher, this is an absolute masterpiece 👌🏽 They've done more movies together but De Niro/Pacino confrontation is epic youtu.be/G1CDkcUwBps?...

As news comes out that Greta Thunberg and hundreds of other flotilla members are being tortured in Israeli 'prisons'. I ask you. Do you stand with Greta Thunberg? Spread the message Free Greta Thunberg if you do.

A rare happy Saturday for #MUFC. Plenty of positives (Sesko, Amad, Mbeumo, Lammens) and more fluency in the final third. Three home wins on the bounce in matches we should expect to win (Chelsea was a bonus). Just don't crumble badly against Liverpool please 🙏🏽 #MUNSUN

🗣 Pep: "On October 4th, we will flood the streets to demand an end to the genocide."

Tonight, in one performance, Antoine Semenyo has earned more #FPL points (30) than my team earned in total (25) last week. What a player 👏🏽 #AFCB #FPLCommunity

Netanyahu and Tommy Robinson banding together to exploit the deaths of the victims of terrorism in the furtherance of their shared hatred of Muslims is a really grotesque way to the end the week.

This article manages to name her husband before it names… her.

Feel like I'm going mad. Feeling sadness for innocent people killed in Crumpsall & feeling sadness for innocent people killed in Gaza are two sides of the same coin. They are not conflicting sentiments. Stop making out caring about the Jewish community means you should stop caring about Palestinians

Thank you Carol Hedges. #Farage

There's really no excitement or jeopardy in this #UCL league format. Even Barcelona-PSG loses its glow knowing nothing is really at stake. Perhaps two group phases would have been better than a league

A cowardly development from Uefa

Another reason not to like Florentino Perez, and by extension, Real Madrid. ✊🏽🇵🇸

Galatasaray fans with messages in solidarity with Palestine during their Champions League game against Liverpool. "Free Palestine. Humanity lost conscience in Gaza." Photos by Hakan Akgun and Justin Setterfield.

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

You should have a word with your home secretary mate she’s introducing free forced labour for migrants

I thought I did score it with Benny Hill music! Anyway, here it is - your tax dollars at work by nearly a dozen ICE Guys - in all its embarrassing glory. To Yakity Sax.

There are bigger longstanding issues as to why United can’t beat Brentford away and they shouldn’t be relying on refereeing calls, but it doesn’t change the fact this should’ve been a red card and would’ve changed the outcome of the game had it been given. Appalling.

I saw the equaliser and a VAR decision in favour of Liverpool and thought, great. Then I've seen this and it has cheered me up 😀 (Yes, I know Manchester United are dreadful, thanks)

The lack of urgency at 2-1 down is shocking. Also was the officiating to not send off the Brentford player but that'll get ignored because it's #MUFC. As for Amorim, will he ever come good on his threats to resign because it's inevitable now sadly.

Sesko first goal and link up has been the positive for #MUFC. I wasn't against Maguire today for the aerial balls but positionally, he's been off. Along with the usual sludge from Dalot. Weirdly enough, I still think we can get a result if we make a few changes but will Amorim make them? #BREMUN

That "progressive fightback" in full

Ok. They’ve pissed me off. I’m back to tell you 3 things about ID cards: 1. Migrants ALREADY HAVE biometric ID cards & govts have been trying to digitise them for years w repeated fuckups & failures causing complete chaos - they don’t work, you do not want that system for you.

He’s done it again!

Fuck me. Even putting aside whether it's a good or bad idea I guarantee the implementation of this will be a fucking disaster of unimaginable proportions.

Five years since this tremendous typo.

Starmer has been so terrified of looking ‘weak’ on immigration that Reform have been allowed to keep pushing and pushing their agenda and in the process make him look weaker. Now Starmer has zero credibility to push back

Where are the ones who were telling us "wait until the adults get in the room"? The political commentators and anyone who championed Starmer, bet they've gone awfully quiet.

You know why ethnic minorities in the UK always feel second-class as if they're never safe in this country and could be asked to leave at any time? This is why:

Today's Observer front page...

Brighton's video with Samaritans for the Together Against Suicide initiative Well done Brighton 👏 👏 @officialbha.bsky.social

Drew is going to crash out after that loss to Cody 😄 No end of show surprises (maybe Steph HOF induction was it 🙄) but a solid #Wrestlepalooza. Mixed tag was my match of the night - just entertaining, theatrical and good spots. #WrestleSky

I'm sorry but WTF was that? Surely there's a better way to induct Steph into the HOF than an aging and awkward Taker making the announcement on #Wrestlepalooza. I genuinely thought Taker was coming out to promote his podcast.

A fun and entertaining tag match with AJ Lee tapping Becky out, who is absolutely hilarious as the cartoonish heel 😄 #Wrestlepalooza

I thought this Cena - Lesnar was one final time and done. With a flashback to Summerslam 2014, it suggests Cena will get his lick on Lesnar back at WarGames? Still have no idea why Lesnar is after Cena this time 🤷🏽‍♂️ #Wrestlepalooza

My #Wrestlepalooza picks: Cena 🖐🏽 Brons Brothers 🐶 Vaquer 🍑 AJ Punk 💡 Cody 🇺🇲 First PLE on ESPN needs a *moment* and I think Randy comes out to stop a Drew beat down on the Champion, but delivers an RKP to Cody #WrestleSky

#MUFC win over #CFC feels similiar to the Burnley win. Relieved to have three points but made it much harder than it needed to be (no thanks to Casemiro getting needlessly sent off). The foundations still feel unsteady 🙄 #MUNCHE

For his experience, even Casemiro couldn't think that on a yellow - with the thought that the referee would look to even up - that going all in on a challenge might not be the best idea 🤦🏽‍♂️ #MUFC #MUNCHE

It's probably nothing as for him appeating, but this is the first time I've seen The Rock post anything WWE related for a very long time (maybe last year?) Easy enough to do as a Board member but weirdly for his status in said role, he doesn't seem to promote #WWE at all. #Wrestlepalooza

wrote a column about the vuelta protests, the india v pakistan stand-off, and how the sporting battlefield has increasingly come to resemble the real thing www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/s...