The older I get, the more a snowy football stadium packed full of people looks like a circle of hell

College football is just an endless parade of missed assignments and broken plays. I watch one game a year and even that feels like too much.

116 days until Opening Day

Ohio is a shithole

The Bills better win on Sunday

Stumbled on to some DJ sets I recorded over 10 years ago. Started listening and thought, 'Wow, my taste really shifted in a decade' until the Cascada hit and then I realized I haven't changed one single bit.

There is an art to spending $35 on Discogs and I am a master of it

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@profanity.accountant how the fuck does this work?

Bills holiday movie 1/5 stars. They didn't put the baby through a table.

The Bills Hallmark movie is every bit as awful as you'd expect and I will watch and mock it every December for the next decade.

McDermott is the best actor in the Bills Hallmark movie.

Finally a tush push goes wrong for the Eagles

Condenser fan on my fridge died a week ago. I've been keeping it alive with a box fan. Despite being only four years old, there are ZERO replacement fan motors made for my model. My two options were buying a new fridge or figuring it out. I wired an old computer fan into the fridge. It works.

Turned on the UB game and boy is that stadium empty. Honestly, a little proud of how little Buffalo cares about college football

With all the Bills doom and gloom, I think we are all overlooking an amazing possibility for Sunday's game. The Bills defense has a chance to hit Aaron Rodgers so hard they end his career for a 2nd time.

Joe Burrow is going to torch the Bills secondary

Bills better win on Sunday.

Come on NBC, you don't need a fire alarm sound effect. You're background TV nationwide right now, don't freak people in the other room out

Oh Baltimore...

Do people from Buffalo realize that Seneca is like, the number 1 tribal tobacco brand on every rez in the country? Cuz I didn't until recently

In 2:30 hours of gambling, only spent 9 dollars and got to talk football with people at the bar pretty much the whole time so huge win really

BUMP

Anyone know where I can get the Bills Hallmark movie from?

Now it's a holiday I'm at home with my family* *in a casino with other degenerate gamblers

The logical reaction to all this kinda shit isn't to pretend it isn't true, it's to quit being a careerist, tell work to fuck off and prioritize your life.

Okay, time to head to the tribal casino and play some keno

Defenders who finish tackles and force punts. This is such a foreign concept to my Bills fan eyes

Actively avoiding doing any holiday shopping at Walmart not because of their labor record but because I hate the 'Who knew' jingle so deeply.

This is the only game with a clear team to root for today

I hate the Lions helmets with no logo

Are cajuns mad or honored that John Madden is more associated with the turducken than they are?

Give me an anthem singer who sings as fast as humanly possible to get it over with, just once.

Getting kicked out of the funeral home because I won't stop yelling "IT'S ORPHAN TIME" when someone's parents die

Even the NFL pregame sucks on Thanksgiving because they go extra hard on the schmatzy human interest stories instead of football. God I hate holidays.

John Travolta needs Tarantino to rescue his career for a second time

Just hearing a song from a musical fires up my bullying instincts like a sleeper agent hearing his activation phrase.

3 football games I have minimal rooting interest in but I live in California where pearl clutching is a way of life so I can't legally gamble on sports to make them fun. Thanks for ruining the holidays you puritanical fucking nerds.

you can just eat hot dogs today it's fine

Choosing to read this as 'I'm coming to San Diego'

Smoking pot on my toilet happy thanksgiving

So far the surprise stand outs have been the Texas toast from Dickie's and the meatball sub from Firehouse. I have no idea how we're gonna eat all this food but I'm going down swinging.

The Drew Carey Show being officially on YouTube is the long awaited Great Lakes representation we deserve.

The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody

If you want photographic evidence of Del Taco's fall from grace, this is proof you used to be able to get tamales during the holidays and they RULED.

FUCK THANKSGIVING GO BILLS

During the pandemic, we got 7 different drive thru places for Thanksgiving. This year, we recreated it with different places than 2020 Happy Thanksgiving

Picking all this up right now and it is turning into a comically large amount of food