Would prefer a movie of Gandalf & Bilbo smoking weed & voyaging to Gondor called 'BILBO & GANDALF GO TO WHITE CASTLE'

"what do you expect dems, who have NO POWER, to do???" and then they do this 8 times a month

Extremely honored to have been named a finalist for Colorado Sportswriter of the Year with four other great writers.

Game went plaid

Hell yeah!

They really need an antiEnergy for kids. A sweetend chamomile tea drink with a light sedative to give kids when they're being a lot. Put this guy on the can.

it's good to base your politics on compassion for the oppressed but it's also ok to have a little hate in your heart, as a treat.

Avs first regulation loss since Dec 4. 3rd of the season. Bums

Upper, being a great word here

The Avs are on the tail end of a road b2b having played less than 24hr ago & tha Defending Cup Champs have had 2 days off & 1 game in 5 days. Unless they completely fall apart in the 3rd this is a pretty impressive performance regardless of result...

This is an emergency of the gravest kind. “We can do it again. Nobody can stop us” he said. It is the absolute and solemn duty of Congress to impeach and remove Trump from power immediately.

Well...fuck. Hope Riker is right & it's ribs

My kids doing 6-7 caused me to show them the MC Hammer 2 legit 2 quit music video. Now I do the hand gesture ✌️👆🫳 when they 6-7.

I get more steadfast to this position everytime someone brings a (non-service) dog to a wildly inappropriate place. Today: 2! dogs at the grocery store!!!! Not particularly great on leash either (but even if they were it's wildly inappropriate) Leave them at home, entitled white lady.

New thread for Albums I'm listening to in 2026 Terry Blade - Chicago Kinfolk: The Juke Joint Blues (2025) music.apple.com/us/album/chi...

Today the producers would hire a pop producer like Pharrell to write the music. The music would be great. The show would take itself far too seriously. You'd get 8 episodes every 2 years. These are the tradeoffs that have been made.

A shitpost so great Billy Joel actually heard about it

Another classic in the brave anonymous Democrat genre. Accusing other people of being weak when you're too cowardly to put your name behind your own words is a perfect distillation of what frauds these people are.

Every leftist for 60-70 years has been smugly derided as paranoid and unserious for insisting that this is the US’s primary motivation in foreign policy and now the government is just openly bragging about it.

Got a new phone and tried to sign in... oh boy now i've done it.

NHL is it good when your die hard fans don't know when a signature event is happening?

I like the Panthers sweaters a lot but the pants are 🗑️🗑️🗑️

Gretzky is definitely staying at Mar-A-Lago

Hey, not knowing it was on i stumbled upon the Winter Classic! Good job NHL, i lucked into watching, rather than making it appointment viewing on New Years Day

#PhotoFriday 📷 #Photography 📸 Memorial Tree Above Avon, Avon, CO - March 2021

The #Avs have placed Mackenzie Blackwood on injured reserve. He finished the game against St. Louis. Trent Miner (and Taylor Makar) are up from the Eagles. Makar could play if Gavin Brindley and Joel Kiviranta cannot tomorrow at Carolina.

Someone must have linked @petbugs13.bsky.social starter kit

Colorado has a magic number to make the playoffs of 18.

congrats to everyone who had "day one elon musk child porn scandal" on their 2026 bingo free space. which is, i feel safe to assume, everyone.

Ok. Not to say I know more about hockey than those selecting the US Olympic roster (I do). I don’t have the resources and haven’t analyzed the film and data like I am [not quite so sure] they have. I couldn’t possibly coach at any level and win (I can, we know this). But hear me out. (1/?)

lmaoooo this though

"Also I’m not totally sure where the idea data centers are in “the west” comes from." Immediately posts a list where 60% of entries are West of the Mississippi

day one in mamdani’s new york

#PhotoFriday 📷 #Photography 📸 Memorial Tree Above Avon, Avon, CO - March 2021

If Jason Robertson is not selected for the US men's national team, that will create a controversy for their GM Bill Guerin For more information, search up Bill Guerin controversy

So many bad USA roster choices that Trevor Zegras is getting snubbed on the snubbed lists

Damn, when you say it like that....

one nice 2025 memory i'll always have is helping my daughter's girl scout troop sell cookies as a cybertruck drove by and they all started mocking it

US hockey finally has talent to aim for a gold medal and still keeps aiming for a bronze. What a pathetic organization. Fire Bill Guerin and actually use your best fucking players in 2030. No excuse for leaving off Robertson and Fox but letting on Jones, Miller, and Trochek.

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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