When you're on an Odyssey And you miss Penelope All the things that come to you Keep you from returning soon On an Island in the Sun Circe wants you for her fun So she turns your men to swine & keeps you for some time hey hey hey hey ...

Took some pictures at Belmar Park in Lakewood a couple weeks ago #Photography 📷 📸 flic.kr/s/aHBqjCZubA

💡 They should do an animated version starring Winnie the Poo called "Oh, Bother, Where art thou?"

Pizza is like sex in that even when it's bad it's good unless it's with Papa Johns

No matter what kind of day you are having, this👇 will make it better. 🥹 🚲 ❤️

Woke 2 has begun

Took some pictures at Belmar Park in Lakewood a couple weeks ago #Photography 📷 📸 flic.kr/s/aHBqjCZubA

You can tell they're High Bees cause they have a real good buzz

You can tell they're High Bees cause they have a real good buzz

Asked my reverned about what I could do spiritually to help myself avoid cyclospora & he answered "Lettuce Pray"

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

The movie ios problematic for a couple reasons, but Baby Driver did this very well. Also, Brie Larson singing Black Sheep in Scott Pilgrim is ....🥵🥵🥵

I’m excited that The Odyssey finally concludes the Matt Damon Goes Home Trilogy begun in Saving Private Ryan and continued in The Martian.

Antifascism looks like Pedro Pascal. It looks like Alex Pretti and AOC. It looks like 600 priests, imams, and rabbis in the cold streets of winter Minneapolis. Antifascism is gorgeous.

Y’all are out here being mean about the way this man looks, when obviously he hasn’t been able to see his own reflection in a mirror in several hundred years.

Denver Summit FC today proudly announced the official opening of Centennial Stadium, a 12,372-seat stadium that will serve as the club’s temporary home while its permanent venue at Santa Fe Yards in Denver is under construction

My calf really cramped up while I was... sitting on my porch reading a book. Why yes, I'm in my mid 40s why do you ask.

Very excited for this rail service.

Yeah, sure.

Got days all messed up, forgot to drop a photo this morning #PhotoFriday 📸 #Photography 📷 Olympic National Park, Washington June 2026 flic.kr/p/2snfrtt

Right country but complete opposite side on the last 2 www.maptap.gg July 18 100🎯 98🎯 99🎯 84😁 71😐 Final score: 861

you stupid mother fucker (markwayne not eugene) we tricked the entire world into sending their smartest hardest working people here and then tricked those same people into staying permanently instead of going back to their home country you are BLOWING UP OUR SPOT

Orthodontists after a long, difficult week:

The Planet Earth series are just masterpieces. Stunning works of art

Got days all messed up, forgot to drop a photo this morning #PhotoFriday 📸 #Photography 📷 Olympic National Park, Washington June 2026 flic.kr/p/2snfrtt

Sorry, but the Cum trophy is to be awarded on Sunday

taco bell isn’t fully off the hook because they’re a diarrhea vector, and they did serve the diarrhea lettuce. it’s not purely taco bell’s fault though. so i guess you can charge taco bell with (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) unearned runs

Spoof ad in London

Lindsey Graham:

Somehow I ended up with a >900 score despite feeling like I didn't really know where a single one of these were

𝕊 ℂ (The Odd S, C)

HOME DEPOT: We didn't tweak the design or anything. The skeleton just started doing it on its own. And the only thing it says is the exact date that you will die. We cannot kill it because it was born dead.

i first met sam neill in the late 80's on the set of jeremy brett's sherlock holmes. i think it was manchester studios. he and jeremy were pals. i was moving a light wi'out gloves cause i'm a tosser. i burned my hand. yelled "FUCK!" jeremy came right over, sam (who was visiting) in tow. (1/4)

Meta glasses ad vandalized in London https://manualdousuario.net/en/they-live-meta-glasses-kylie-jenner/

𝕊 ℂ (The Odd S, C)

Wasted all my bullets on the lettuce ☹️

Me & @fletchmonger.bsky.social are going to pool money & donate this tomorrow to make @ajhaefele.bsky.social eat salsa (preferably 3 types that I make from my favorite Mexican cookbook)

I'm at the MJ Lenderman show. I'm at the Waxahatchee show. I'm at the combination MJ Lenderman and Waxahatchee show. www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley

Full 2026-27 schedule for the Colorado Avalanche is HERE‼️🫣

The median voter is like "my top five issues are Health Care access, Women's Health, Taxing The Rich, the economy & the Environment. I'm voting Republican" & Democratic Consultant class is like "people coherently choose their politicians based on policy & so we have to move right on everything"

Very tempted to do the $400 donation on the condition that I get to make 3 salsas for @ajhaefele.bsky.social to try

Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group

Monsoon rain finally reaches Denver and northeastern Colorado early next week, and it looks promising for healthy rain. 1-2” of badly-needed rain possible, though it’ll come in the form of daily hit-or-miss downpours. Still: overall a promising look for next week. #COwx

Two good days in a row... Let's go www.maptap.gg July 16 100🎯 97🔥 100🎯 100🎯 88🎉 Final score: 961

it’s 2026, the pope is from chicago and odysseus is from boston

Minneapolis: Skyline a few weeks ago Skyline today