dear @msnownews.bsky.social, your youtube "live stream" is not a "live stream" and the current most recent programme is 14 hours old. are there real time broadcasts on the internet? conversely... you should change your name to "MSTHEN" or maybe ""MSYESTERDAY" or even "MS-A-FEW-HOURS-AGO."😀

dear, parents-of-hyper-outgoing-children: that doesn't automatically make them a good actor. discipline and a lot of really hard work goes into being a good actor. oftentimes, the more hyper and outgoing a person is, the harder it is to get them to take direction and focus on the job. cheers.

YAY!

The first #TalesFromTheNewForest of 2026. Bloody cold!

dear power companies: thanks for the tips on how i can conserve electricity by limiting my usage. i thought of ANOTHER WAY! fuck you making a profit and just charge the minimum required to service equipment and pay personnel because you're all fucking criminal grifters. thanks! (ps: piss off)

"what's invisible and smells like carrots? bunny farts."

Thread of the week 👇

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finally, we're living through precedented times

if it's any consolation, most of the americans i know really hate america right now too.

Pretty weak. I would have gone with “everybody is very, very, very, just totally, totally, just totally, totally, totally, very totally troubled."

A CBS News staffer told me this after Tony Dokoupil kicked off his CBS Evening News tenure tonight with a lengthy Pete Hegseth interview: "If this is what Bari and Tony’s CBS Evening News is going to look like, then the we may as well just call ourselves Trump Administration State TV. Pathetic."

Let's not forget, millions of Americans voted for Trump. They are our fellow citizens. So regardless of where we stand politically, it is imperative to reach out and tell each and every one of them that they are stupid fucking assholes.

my sex life implies my sex death

If I had a bingo card, which I don't, having the president of the United States being a stupid, vulgar, venal, drug-addled pedophile dipshit from Queens would not be on it. Naming no names, of course.

Daniel Plainview voice:

So much that is happening in the world means that I am looking forward to reading Amy’s book more than ever, I know it will definitely help connect a lot of the dots that have been hidden from us (on purpose)

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

This is a fellow lawyer whose opinion and judgment I regard highly. #Venezuela

Anti-war march in NYC, organized overnight. Happening right now, 8th Ave. People care.

Good Lord

Rubio trying to butch up is always quite the spectacle.

wait... there's more horror! we're headed for blade runner or idiocracy or both at light speed.

Listen you braindead MAGA chucklefucks, we're not "defending Nicolás Maduro", we're defending congress' constitutional right to declare war. Read a book dipshit

Japan’s Ministry of Defence says North Korea has launched a ballistic missile into the East Sea.

geezus fuckin' christ...

The great isolationist ‘America First’ GOP President Donald Trump has in less than a year in office declared himself the ‘owner’ of Gaza and the ‘ruler’ of Venezuela.

Quick update for US media: the story is not about Maduro or what’s going on in Venezuela. It’s about the massive rupture in US history where the country now stands for invading and occupying any country it likes. Trump in his press conference made it very clear this is a new age. Did you miss that?

Elon Musk, Feb 2025: "America should mind its own business rather than push for regime change all over the place"

...hope?🥹

We were so frustrated we *had* to do something, even if it was just three of us in the rain. We made our voices heard and got some good responses from cars going by. ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻

So did he not want the World Cup there or something? Because nobody should turn up

well, some good news ... i didn't know @patcasey.bsky.social was here and i just found out he is. the lad's a legend and i'm a big fan of his work. glad to see you, mate.😎

schumer's reaction to trump arbitrarily invading venezuela is the same as when someone scratched his bentley at the posh car wash.

all of our instant knowledge of this horrible attack by the usa against a sovereign nation for oil and greed isn't going to stop it from going further, is it... ...it's just going to provide something for all the podcasters and pundits to discuss, while the people do nothing. like and subscribe.😞

Blocking electeds on here again, for the sake of my own mental health

Another day, another portrait!

What happens in Schrödinger's cat box, stays in Schrödinger's cat box.

That's my senator, and that's how you do it unlike all these feckless Dem statements that oddly begin by pointing out the illegally renditioned foreign leader was mean

"Don't look under the bed", graphite on map fragment, 5 1/4 x 7", 2025 - $40(Cdn).

Nicolas Maduro has been extradited to New York to face the full force of a presidential pardon. by Karoline Leavitt

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For people currently realizing they're going to have to lawyer up on an international scale shortly, please recall how "I was just following orders" went the last time.

living in this country is like being awake on the table

so... (correct me if i'm wrong) the usa congress comes back into session monday with healthcare, epstein, jack smith's testimony, and the occupation of venezuela on its plate? the broken, halfwit, usa congress? damn... this is one of those screenplays that gets kicked back for being too stupid.

Utterly useless. Roll on May, and this sad-sack’s eradication.

if the world let's him normalise this activity, we will fall into an even darker place than we've been or ever expected to be. this feels like a precipice. pay attention to what your elected officials say right now.

Watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aeaw...

my job is to put pictures in your head using words. sometimes i go the long way around. for example... the "presidential emergency operations centre" (called "pee-ock") is a bunker underneath the east wing of the white house.

well... at least we've stopped talking about the epstein files.😐 ☄️ 🌎