Hey, BARRE, VERMONT, You up? I know you have to start early to layer. Can't wait to see you at The Barre Opera House—Saturday, Feb. 21. ci.ovationtix.com/36347/produc... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition. Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

My "Hey, Donald Trump" got posted a little later than usual today, but it's waiting to help you cope. www.youtube.com/@paulapounds...

BARRE, VERMONT, Let your laughter soar for a couple hous at The Barre Opera House on. Saturday, Feb. 21. ci.ovationtix.com/36347/produc... Get your tickets. Get you anti-gravity laughs.

GLEN ELLYN, ILLINOIS, McAninch pronunciation camp is really gonna pay off at The McAninch Arts Center on Sat., Feb.. 28. atthemac.org/events/paula... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.

Thank you for your kind words, Marilyn. I'll tell LARRY.

I'll pass your appreciation onto him.

They look like a tribunal.

@normeisen.bsky.social Great work, Norm!

This is LARRY, who is trying to save democracy with me.

I'm so tired that, today, when my coputr asked if I was a robot, I wasn't sure.

Did you watch my "Hey Donald Trump" video on Youtube, today?

I weight my vagina just to get chores around the house done quickly. I see nothing wrong with this.

There should be a standardized measure of tired, because I am easily 20 kilowatts. In fact, I am 200 kilowhathuh?s

CLEARWATER, FLORIDA is the winter headquarters of laughter. Join me at The Bilheimer Capitol Theatre. Fri., March 13. www.rutheckerdhall.com/events/detai...

PALM SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA, Do join me for a night of laughter at Plaza Theatre on Fri., March 6, darlings. www.ticketmaster.com/paula-pounds... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.

PALM SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA—Plaza Theatre—Fri., March 6. www.ticketmaster.com/paula-pounds... CLEARWATER, FLORIDA Bilheimer Capitol Theatre. Fri., March 13. www.rutheckerdhall.com/events/detai...

BARRE, VERMONT. I'll be telling my thermal jokes at The Barre Opera House on Saturday, Feb. 21 ci.ovationtix.com/36347/produc... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA, Waves of laughter will be hitting Glazer Hall on Fri., Feb. 13. glazerhall.org/events/paula.... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.

GLEN ELLYN, ILLINOIS, We'll be laughing in the land of Lincoln at McAninch Arts Center on Sat., Feb. 28. atthemac.org/events/paula... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.

The next "NO KINGS" rally is Saturday, March 28! Spread the word everyday! It'll be a powerful, joyful, peaceful day!

Imagine seeing photos and videos of ugly old men raping underage girls and thinking, "I need to protect those horrible men at all costs."? Pam Bondi is a soulless villain.

Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche needs to resign. He got the law wrong about patronizing sex parties with alleged child trafficking. He failed to redact names of victims & pictures of children. AND he moved Ghislaine Maxwell to a minimum-security prison & got her a puppy.

James Comer is bringing Hillary Clinton before his committee to testify about Epstein despite having zero contact with him, but not Epstein’s neighbor Howard Lutnick who lied about his connections to Epstein over many years which is proven in the files.

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA—Glazer Hall— Fri., Feb. 13. glazerhall.org/events/paula... BARRE, VERMONT—Barre Opera House—Saturday, Feb. 21— ci.ovationtix.com/36347/produc...

GLEN ELLYN, ILLINOIS, The big laugh night at McAninch Arts Center is now Sat., Feb. 28 ! atthemac.org/events/paula... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.

Speaking of voting in blue states, Mike Johnson, said, with no proof, it "looks on its face to be fraudulent." If they try to "Nationalize" elections, we need to drop what we are doing, and head into the streets, peacefully. Johnsons's face appears on its face to be fraudulent.

Although it might seem quaint by today’s scandal standards, Watergate was legitimately… criminal. And we’ve got actual Watergate prosecutor Jill Wine-Banks here to tell us all about it. And then we’ve got Ms. Hull here on a new “Toni’s Craft Corner!” @jillwine-banks.bsky.social

You can vote for THE NATIONAL COMEDY CENTER once a day. It really is a wonderful tribute to comedy, and a great place to visit.

PALM SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA, Glamor being my middle name, I'll be at The Plaza Theatre on Fri., March 6. www.ticketmaster.com/paula-pounds.... We could all use the laughs.

BARRE, VERMONT, Laugh it up fleece balls. See you at The Barre Opera House—Saturday, Feb. 21. ci.ovationtix.com/36347/produc... I can't wiat. Get yout ickets. Get your laughs.

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA, We're gonna laugh so hard at Glazer Hall on Fri., Feb. 13, that the air conditioning won't freeze our asses off. glazerhall.org/events/paula... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.

Close ICE, not the Kennedy Center.

Trump IS connected to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

People have asked where to get a "Larry and I Love Democracy" shirt. They're available at paulapoundstone.com.

It's okay to yell "fire!" in a theater showing MELANIA, because it's empty.

Daniel Goldman is right, they sshould put his amendment into the DHS bill, preventing them from taking any voter rolls.

Daniel Goldman is right, they sshould put his amendment into the DHS bill, preventing them from taking any voter rolls.

Hey Texas. Check and double check your voter registration. The GOP just lost in an R+17 district so take nothing for granted.

The CAT OF THE WEEK is: Echo from Burnsville, MN! #cats #catoftheweek #caturday #podcast #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone @terre-mere.bsky.social

The CAT OF THE WEEK is: Echo from Burnsville, MN! #cats #catoftheweek #caturday #podcast #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone

I’m about to tell ‘em in Tucson, Arizona.

Great to stand should-to-bear-to-frog-to-shoulder with you in the fight, Deb Verla.

Thank you, Jacki! What a fantastic evening! Thanks to all who came out to the Cloverfield overpass.

Love you, Maine!

They tried intimidation. Minnesota answered with people.

Should NATIONAL COMEDY CENTER win Best Pop-Culture Museum, they will not give it to Donald Trump.

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