Well Sir Duncan is my new favourite #GoT world character. A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms is a lot of fun, and funny! Much lighter than previous doings.

‘I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace. No no no no no no no no’

The world’s wrongest man, Daniel Hannan, contending that Trump’s utter unfitness for office only emerged *yesterday*… Because it’s the only way the irredeemable idiot can cling on to the delusion that he’s not an irredeemable idiot.

Man Industry goes very very dark in S4. Horror show stuff. Incredible telly.

That explains the smell.

Ok, things might look bleak, but we've pulled through this kind of crisis before. The key is to work together, stay strong, and do all we can to help a brave young x-wing pilot to exploit a design flaw in the Death Star and... no, wait. That's a movie I once saw. Sorry. We're doomed.

My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains

visiting man said Mickey Mouse "is no longer a concept" following a recent visit to Disneyland. "He has a house" and "is in a parade and everything."

Mike Johnson going into 10 Downing Street, he will no doubt have no knowledge of anything his President has said about anything at all when asked by the PM.

We’re doing this. It’s a way to fund original scripted comedy from some really great people - with more lined up in the wings - and if it works, this could be a UK industry game changer.

"mmmm feels different this time" no it fucking doesn't. "ooh this is big I think this could really be bad for..." no it fucking isn't. Without serious consequences nothing has changed. I want Starmer outside Number 10 shouting "FUCK OFF YOU NONCE!"

I've just discovered this is part of a whole season of BBC Ibsen adaptations and they're all on iPlayer.

You can tell Damon and Afleck’s characters are tough in The Rip cos they say fuck a lot.

If you enjoyed the British horror/folk vibes of “28 Years Later” you might enjoy the graphic novel collection of my comic book series “Surface Tension” (2014) published by Titan Comics. The story of survivors inhabiting a British island during/after a global pandemic known as ‘the sea sickness.’

Just a palette cleanser

We are two months away from THE BUFFALO HUNTER HUNTER by @sgj.bsky.social in paperback🩸 Set in 1912, a priest transcribes the life of a vampire who haunts the fields of the Blackfeet reservation looking for justice. Pre-order: https://tinyurl.com/mu4bx4k2

Tm Stanley cheered for BREXIT & sovereignty. now tells us to lube up & be taken by Trump - despite his hypocrisy and disingenuousness, he will be relentlessly platformed by the circle jerk news shows (how can our nation be rotting from the inside with all the manure of sovereignty to grow things in)

John Boorman is 93. This anecdote about him & Lee Marvin has quite the punchline.

Am I going to have to burn my 501’s?

If the US invade Greenland causing the collapse of NATO that removes article 5 then Russia just wade into Finland, is that the plan, Twittler? Is that what Daddy told you to do? Then again after years of pushing troops through the meat grinder in Ukraine I doubt Russian have the assets to mount that

Short Circuit II I’ve had many questions about her choices over the years, but this one sticks out above the rest.

Arousing

Everything reminds me of him...

Please, make the call. #LFC

Looking like a deeply uninspiring draw at Anfield. No fun #LFC

Absolutely great book brilliantly read by Stuart Lee on Audible Now.

Go with the Flo! #LFC

Did Utd have more goals disallowed than City had shots on target in the whole game?

Oh Citeh, that’s just embarrassing #TheFooty

It’s the much missed Ryuichi Sakamoto’s birthday. So it’s time again for this glorious track. The future’s still catching up with YMO. youtu.be/bIieWn42beY?...

The Beastie Boys very nearly covered the Village People. It was Adam Yauch’s idea. Ad-Rock really wasn’t into it. He stood on a table, raised his arms over his head & shouted “Why, MCA?”

I guess the narrator just shouts “IN A HOLE IN THE GROUND THERE LIVED A HOBBIT!”

Everyone fuckin' ✨✨🌟 w i s h l i s t 🌟✨✨ it, please.

Industry (BBC iPlayer) has This Life vibes, but it’s a bit ruder. I like!

Scented bog roll, why? My bum does not smell... oh hey you know what I mean!

One of the great TV moments. The Gold Against the Soul-era Manics on Saturday morning kids' TV. Richey interview interrupted for Scooby Doo. The band playing 'From Despair to Where' to a bunch of confused children, as Nobby the Sheep dances in the gallery (4:28): www.youtube.com/watch?v=V71E...

Essential.

Perfect, as it really is the John Terry of politics

protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed. disgusting.

"a land... in transition and a soul in transmigration": Apichatpong Weerasethakul’s languorous, Palme d'Or-winning psychodrama UNCLE BOONMEE WHO CAN RECALL HIS PAST LIVES (2010) is on MUBI UK & Ireland from today. My old capsule: projectedfigures.com/2026/01/16/u...

Some please present it with their 100m swimming certificate then drop it in the sea.

Not sure that’s true cos Marc Bolan was only 29 when he died and there were only four members, hardly The Polyphonic Spree

One of the absolute best things on telly right now - bliss to watch.

It’s a shame Burn After Reading wasn’t successful enough to get the sequels Burn After Leeds and Burn After Glastonbury green lit.

NASA say that the crew member who was ill and returned to earth is doing well and now having a meal with colleagues.

‘This Is What She’s Like’ Dexys Midnight Runners. 1985. 1 of 3 short films directed by Jack Hazan - ‘These films were quite different, they went against the grain’. Jack also directed ‘A Bigger Splash’ - David Hockney & ‘Rude Boy’ - The Clash. I’d love to see TIWSL on a big screen.