unless she was piloting flights to epstein island no one cares

ah ok fair play, you keep going you get results #LFC

I bloody LOVE Federico Chiesa! 👌💪🏻💪🏻❤️ #LFC

Ok, #LFC, finger out now please.

There seems to be some *confusion* among Reform supporters over Nathan Gill being one of them “But, but, Reform didn’t exist when he took his Russian bribes” “But, but he was in UKIP” “But, but it has nothing to do with Farage, he barely knew the guy” So here’s a little history lesson 👍🏼🧵 1/14

If you can't win a game and need someone to blame, that's Amorim

🎶When you can't keep the ball and your team wins fuck-all, that's Amorim🎶

🎵 ‘when you’ve signed Mbeumo but your defence is too slow, that’s Amorim’🎵

The only way to save Utd now is sack Amorim, humanely dispose of the entire first team, burn Old Trafford to the ground and have a priest bless the charred remains.

🎶When your team’s full of mange but you just cannot change, that’s Amorim🎶

Well played, Brentford…

Forget Jesus “CaoimhIn Kelleher saves!”

surrealism meets sci-fi 🪐

A well-researched insight to a classic movie that's worth far more than a hundred pennies, so grab yourselves a genuine bargain.

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

MAGA TV is this week's image challenge on b3ta.

Batchelor Knight on BBC iPlayer in the background, I wonder if Bowie ever saw this... www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAZY...

What if the ID cards had your hit points, charisma and alignment on them?

Hark! I've been busy Professionally Defacing another batch of my second spooky Folk Horror anthology Tales Accursed, and they'll be available in my shop from 12:00 (GMT) on Friday 26th September. Tell your friends and enemies..! 👁️slipperyjack.bigcartel.com

Talking about my book in West Kirby tomorrow - tickets here www.ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/wir...

Relief for Peach I would say.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

My mother was one of those, like David Cameron, who thought lol meant lots of love. I’ll always remember when she texted me to tell me about her old friend. “I’m sorry to say Alan Wickens has died. lol Mum”

Do you want to screen Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile in your town or city, unlike a cowardly major movie chain? Email us at [email protected]. We'll allow you to screen it for free. Yes, again, this is real.

BritCard will be officially unveiled at Whitbury Leisure Centre

Digital id? I can't see that working, digital ego however...

How not to illustrate the similarity of bone structures between humans & horses.

This withered little bellend will say anything in order to ingratiate himself with Trump. He hasn't had an original thought since the cries he let out on the ill-fated day he was born.

She was very brave to walk up some… stairs

“I’m trying to find a monastery where all the monks are over six foot five” “That’s a tall order”

What's on the Ouija board, Miss Ford

Nice. Now negotiate a return to the programme known as the EU.

My money is on Mads Mikkelsen

Ooh incredible if true, we shall call him Scaramanky!

This David Bowie / Kate Moss pic from 2003 popped up earlier as part of the promo for the Bowie doc she's presenting and it totally suggests an alternative casting for Tennant/Piper era Doctor Who, complete with a strong hint of a Tardis in the back.

BRISTOL!

"Also the only other thing the sniper hit was the last remaining copy of the Epstein files."

Me, Guardian, I reject Trump’s claims. All of them.

Them Currywurst Sauasage ones are 👌

I hope he managed to find a dock leaf

Bet it was Tom Baker

BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN

Just one? youtu.be/cWKPa5ydBUA?...

Ewww fuck #AlienEarth

Giovanni Leoni is set for an extended spell on the sidelines after suffering an injury on his Liverpool debut on Tuesday night against Southampton. No timescale on his absence but #LFC are fearful it's serious with Arne Slot to update on Friday morning. www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/footba...