Divine Deablo is my new favorite name in the NFL. I've been waiting for another name that sounds as badass as Whitney Mercilus and the universe has finally delivered. Names that would work equally as well for a drag queen as it does for an NFL player are my favorites.

That intro was dumb. Nobody on earth who isn't in a 2-man fantasy league would have both CMC and Bijan, and who has a fantasy league where you only start one RB?

I was rooting so hard against the Broncos because I wanted to see how much they destroyed the record for 4th quarter points scored by a team who still lost.

Jaxson Dart has impossibly good skin. He looks like bad AI.

Just like Daboll drew it up.

Dak Prescott's pre-snap cadence sounds like Cookie Monster getting a beej.

Cam Skattebo runs like

I don't blame the Raiders for not trying to get the ball back. The Jaguars got a player hurt trying to play for pride.

Andy Dalton and Tyrod Taylor are out there playing QB right now.

It feels like Tua has thrown way more than just 3 interceptions.

The soundtrack to the Miami Dolphins.

Every time I've paid attention to the Bears on Red Zone, their center is messing up.

I am an Ohio State fan and the words "Glad we get to dodge Indiana in the regular season" have 100% exited my mouth. What a world. There are many issues with NIL and the transfer portal, but I do enjoy the schools with rich alumni being good now. Is Northwestern next?

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

When you design an entire offense around one guy and that guy goes out for the year, you get what's happening to the Miami Dolphins right now.

Why are the announcers in the Jets game calling the game from what sounds like a cell phone in an elevator?

Jags should have had their backups out there by now. Get out unharmed. Hopefully BTJ is okay.

My dumb ass thought that Jacksonville would win this game.

"God Save the King" still sounds so weird.

I wonder what the record is for fields stormed in a single season of college football? It feels like we have to be getting close.

I had a feeling that the Volunteers were going to get boatraced and the game is not giving me any indication to the contrary. Also, that video of the Tennessee fan crying because an Ohio State fan told her kid that Santa wasn't real after she took him to the playoff game never gets old.

TIL that the pasta sauce I've been buying in bulk at Costco for well over a decade is pronounced Ray-ohs.

There's nothing better on earth than a defensive player on the team you're rooting for making a perfect clean tackle that gets you to say "OOF!" involuntarily from your couch even when you're watching it from every possible angle in replays and you know exactly what's coming every time.

Brandon Inniss has left this game with an ankle injury once per quarter and just caught THAT.

I yelled "why would you catch that!" when the PR grabbed one that was going over his shoulder at the 4-yard line, then he dodged a guy, returned it 20 yards, and was an ankle tackle away from housing the damn thing. Also that Carnell Tate TD moved him up at least 5 draft spots.

"False start, everyone but the center" is my favorite penalty.

This man is about 30 seconds past his teens and just carved up the entire Wisconsin defense like it was the slutty high school girl in an 80s horror movie.

Sums up my feelings on Peacock.

Did I just hear Wisconsin fans doing the overrated chant after a missed FG in a 17-0 game? That is some bad football juju and you'd better hope the devil on Ryan Day's left shoulder didn't hear it. He's not the type to light up Fickell and get him fired...wait, maybe that was their goal?

Also, he can thread the needle into double coverage 30 yards downfield if he needs to. I knew there was a reason why Nick Saban is my favorite person on GameDay.

I can't think of a college QB as young as Julian Sayin who has had his level of poise. It helps when you have receivers like that, but most guys his age would start getting happy feet if Smith or Tate were covered. He just goes through his reads and hits the underneath guy. Pro scouts are drooling.

Saw this in a mobile game ad and felt like it had similar energy (and could also be used as a football reaction meme)

I hate that we are all witnessing sports history and one of the most if not the most gifted athlete of all time, but because of the way baseball works it's not at all fun or enjoyable.

I am terrified of the slowly building tsunami of college football chaos right now. Luke Fickell revenge game incoming.

Define your music taste in 8 artists Queens of the Stone Age Kendrick Lamar Faith No More Florence + The Machine Incubus Childish Gambino Chris Cornell (solo) David Guetta

I love that someone actually brought this up in a way where it would elicit this response.

There's beauty everywhere. You just have to keep your eyes open and not almost step on it.

How do you nominate someone for an Emmy? Because after that slow motion replay of that Chase bobble catch I think whoever the cameraman is deserves one.

The camera operators in this game are killing it with the close-up slow motion shots. First it was Tee Higgins and Joey Porter laughing after the obvious PI call, then the punter screaming at his teammate about the fair catch interference, then turning his head in silent disgust.

I think I'm going to watch an old man die tonight on national (streaming) TV. First thing I saw when I turned it on was a sack. Curious what the O/U is on number of sacks tonight.

So the story about the American flag with a swastika on it that showed up in the background of a staffer for a Republican member of the House of Representatives (from Ohio...sigh) when he was on a Zoom call is interesting. They're saying the flag had an optical illusion and looked like...

The CyberTruck is vehicular equivalent of a Rush show, with the visual attractiveness of PS1 polygon graphics. I'm pretty sure Cloud beat one with the nail bat while escaping from the Shinra building. If the phrase "male loneliness epidemic" could be transformed into a car, it would look like that.

I research football as my ADHD fixation, and over the time I've had my Bluesky account I'm pretty sure I've spent over 24 hours of my life researching statistics, free agents, trade prospects, draft prospects..the list goes on. By far my most popular post here is about eating Pac-Man's ass.

This is from the official Bills app. You'd think they'd avoid using that particular analogy, all things considered...

Bro is eating Pac-Man's ass.

For those of you who want to fire Brady mid-season, who would you hire? Do you think we have someone internal who could take the role on an interim basis? Is there someone sitting on their couch who might work? How long would it take someone new to install their system and playbook mid-season?

These are plays from the game where our receivers separated and Josh took sacks, threw to the one guy who was actually covered, held on to the ball too long and scrambled for short yardage that ultimately resulted in a punt after the next play, and chose to take off before his guy got open.

So my game recap was just going to be a long rant about how our offense has regressed, but then I thought of something and wanted to look it up, and it's really telling so I'm going to show it to you guys instead. The Bills' offense has been absolutely ass on taking advantage of defensive stops.

That ball was probably going to get intercepted even if it wasn't tipped.

Way too many throws to Shavers in this game.