back on the good bit of the internet

you did your best to have as many high information people on that march at least fella x

Hello @cinemashoebox.bsky.social did you once tweet about a HRE(?) noble house which named all their sons the same name so it would end up being like John the Sixieth I can't find it online but I feel I remember you posting about it.

The RMT are behind the pressure of bosses to remove WFH so that their strikes can cause enough disruption to help their industrial relations

He will catch COVID at least 54 times

pottery wheel that stays perfectly still but just thwucks you around it in a horrid ungodly circle

back to work! NOW

the name' s kaur rupi kaur i have a license, and you are dead now

extremely satisfying'building on fire' vibes. 10/10 fire. so often a building on fire is visually a disappointment, but this is a triumph

Physio: have you got a band? Me: yeah it’s kind of early 80s thrash, but more sort of crusty… Cold War themed! We’re actually playing on Thursday. Physio:

(negging the macedonian boy wonder) alexander the okay i guess

can anyone remember this game: -pc -played in early 00s -educational(?) -you play as a diplomat involved in governance of 'emerging' economy -make key strategic decisions (where to invest, aid packages) -was end screens where you are shot by rebel militias or the actual army -only way to win game:

can anyone tell me what this art style of a metal carving which shows only faces or hands in paint beneath? it's beautiful and i want to learn more

turning mine flintlock pistole most sideways so admiral nelson knowest me for bad

what if Rome was built in a day but they don't want you to know that, to limit how many cities there are to reduce competition when bidding for the commonwealth games

Interviewer: Well your CV is certainly interesting. It says here you worked in Television? Sir Killalot: ...

Well just finished reading literally any history book about any country that fell to the far right in the 20th century about how the liberal centre and traditional right are so scared of even slightly radical social democracy they will cozy up to fascism to prevent it. Now to go outside and

(introducing gf to my pals) this is gus, he has 3 different selection voice lines & can gather food drinks and single slot inventory items gus: gus here! what can i do (whisper to gf) try it her: can you get me a coke gus: haha! sounds like a job for gus! (reassuringly) aw babe he likes you

when you're a french baker in your bakery and you've ran out of bread

DJ: 🎵🎶 Put your hands up for Detroit 🎵🎶 South African Fisherman: 🙌🙌🙌 I LOVEEE DE TROIT 😤😤 SICH A MIGHTY FEESH

whenever i come over to bluesky it feels like hiding from my scolding mistress to escape my racist wife

HUMAN ARTISTS OF EARTH! use only one photograph of tiny painted toy soldiers to convince people to follow you.

(Newman, smug grin): It's your orders, Jerry. I don't give em, I just post 'em Jerry: George we have to charge the Cannon? George: Charge the cannon? Nonsensical Jerry: The Cannon! Kramer: Oh boy, bad day for the Light Brigade. Giddy up!

King Arthur's coming: Look chivalrous

little haircut

did we all have a good sunday please ?

1665: black plague 1666: fire of london 1667: three cheshire aldermen got splinters

Divorced beheaded died Divorced beheaded abducted by aliens

council say they're cutting the bring out your dead man to only every three weeks

the wikipedia page for the "Hitler has only got one ball" song is fully sending me

slamming your hand up through the graveyard earth must feel soooo good for the freshly undead

slamming your hand up through the graveyard earth must feel soooo good for the freshly undead

pulled a butter knife out of a hedge and now i am magistrate of all south derbyshire

jeremy corbyn: we should be called the justice party zarah sultana: no we should be called the people's party transfemme johnny cash: i hrt myself today

never know what to do with those days between the battle of the boyne and christmas eve

Feudal Guard Tempestus Scion #warhammercommunity

Could you help us out? It's been one of the quietest months in a decade, and partly I believe it's because people don't know we exist! Hi! I'm Annie! I run Bad Squiddo Games! We hand sculpt & hand cast 28mm scale models of women, critters, scenics & occasionally a man! www.badsquiddogames.com

Pov: you are being told off on Bluesky

Storming out of beekeeping club, pausing only to shout over my shoulder

Me: Well Ma'am we've learnt something from your MRI Her: What's that, Doctor? Me: It's a big machine that lets us see inside people

the real Katy Perry is still in space

okay just been to check the attic and that portrait of me is noooot looking good lol

could only be more sportswashed if the qatari state also dissolved rio ferdinand in a vat of acid

the only talking stage you should be interested in is the theatre, william shakespeare. the bard, el bardo, part one

mauling a toddler wearing this call that an excel bully

shout a secret at a stranger then follow them around shouting you won't tell anyone will you, it's a secret

What's everyone's favourite labour win? The attack on trans people? Blocking the arrest warrant of a war criminal or the migrant crime league tables?

hey the lesser of these two evils feels really fucking evil actually

this pepper looks so good i feel that a witch made it to trick me

thinking all my thoughts in my sleep then opening my mouth each morning and hearing what they are