Cat: *yawning* Other players: tired? 🤔 Cat: yeah I was up all night being autistic? 🙂‍↕️ Other players: fair play 🙏🏻

it's impressive all the traitors remain but still

im so endeared to mark bonnar which is unfortunate because he is about to get roundly booted off the show #CelebrityTraitors

i have lost count of the amount of times ive said "shut the fuck up stephen" already this episode #CelebrityTraitors

rip manchester pride the place of so many of my formative experiences including having my first kiss in the sackville street car park followed by one of my first ever panic attacks ❤️

btw when i start posting after weeks of silence its because im on the 'developed light rsi' stage of knitting to improve my mental health :)

guys i have no idea who this graham fella is and i have to say im feeling extremely left out of the discourse :(

This is horrendous. Zero empathy. Clear as mud.

'Nature's Labubu': why are Gen Z 'unboxing' conkers?

i really needed this today

Someone commission a Celia Imrie detective series I beg #CelebrityTraitors

someone has got to do something about the blight that is pre fab homes on grand designs

Framing this #CelebrityTraitors

don’t know how you could bear talking to stephen fry without wanting to say “oh shut up stephen” after a minute

the stomp clapping on this album is genuinely criminal

Why is Taylor Swift singing about her NFL boyfriend's "redwood tree" over a Jackson 5 sample

listening to life of a showgirl after being a taylor swift fan since i was 12

taylor i think your friends have matching hats not matching scars x

sympathy is a knife: vaguely based on a charli’s relationship with taylor but mainly about charli’s own insecurities and self-doubts actually romantic:

having now read the lyrics, i'm doubling down on this take

- me aged 15 being moved down a maths set

not the primary issue with this but why are people still so so weird about vegans

I wrote about living with the chronic, debilitating anxiety that made me a "problem child" as kid, about trying to understand what anxiety is an adult, and how I discovered that it might be like prayer johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/line

The success of the far right is not only measured in votes and seats but in its impact on rhetoric, policy and ideology. The fact that a (nominally) social democratic head of government with a huge majority choses to say and do this is maybe the biggest success of the far right in Europe yet.

in quite a big way, i feel like im going insane

i have no idea if i have a principled take on this, but as someone who has been in a battle to prove their identity online to the government for the past month in a bid to renew my provisional license, i'd love to know how it would work lol

if i take ibuprofen instead does the adhd go away?

they're not even bringing a knife to a gun fight. they're bringing one of those joke guns which fires out a hankie reading "Bang" except it doesn't read "Bang" it reads "he's right, vote for us", this metaphor doesn't work at all I know I'm just really fucking mad okay

maybe i am naive but i think principles and red lines in politics are good things and i would like to see a labour government exercise them 👍

never fear united are popping our plasterer on

idk i feel like if founding members are already acting like a sexist boys club and blocking gender balance on the initial working group the game might already be gone ?

bread! and ! roses !

??? Where’s the olive branch? www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

it's giving girl... what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament www.politicshome.com/news/article...

surely whatever kompromat mandelson has on starmer/the party cannot be worth this

this, and also i think a lot of people are misdiagnosing Burnham's current popularity- there's a reason he lost two national leadership elections! being manchester mayor has given him the ability to choose which national debates he gets involved in, with less of a need to voice polarising opinions

Wes Streeting just a deeply unserious, repulsive person. That is all

tbf a left wing, gay vegan from salford who now lives in east london does feel a bit like the green party is pandering to me specifically a touch too much

but seriously folks [turns to camera. puts a fatherly hand on your shoulder] not being utter shit on gaza/trans issues and leading a major uk political party can only be good. stop pelting me with tomatoes lib dems ed davey is still busy grilling or w/e. good luck to you zachary

the labour press team's initial response to the green leadership election is to link to a sun article 👍 great job pals 👍

"How can you take on Man City when you want to score goals against them and they want to score goals against you? These are opposites!"

Question to Zach Polanski at the leadership announcement: "Q: How can you take on Nigel Farage when your policy on immigration is so different?" Everything wrong with British politics and media summed up so succinctly in a single absolutely unhinged question.

labourites wanging on about the greens not choosing the "credible option" is so funny to me... girl they're literally the greens... electoral triangulation on issues their base cares about isn't actually their strategy lol

it’s funny but find it a little bit hard to care about the hypnosis thing in a serious way given who is leading the others parties. starmer is locking up pensioners for holding up pieces of cardboard! the position on palestine more broadly has been dreadful! the PIP cuts! trans rights!

how badly do you reckon album variant presales had to be for this to be a grid post complete with tacky caption rather than the usual carefully worded statement to people magazine

not to be an old person but i am so sick of having to download a new app every time i want to access my tickets for an event

many of these song titles feel like they were originally pitched by a marketing team to ensure the album generates as much online discourse as possible

sign of the regressive times that taylor swift is announcing her new album on her boyfriends podcast tbh

i just don't know if this is the most responsible push notification headline for the bbc to be sending out uno

so clearly succession, not a single doubt in my mind