don’t mind me just keeping up to date with which mps are hiring on w4mp (often multiple times)

piss poopson poolitical editor of the peepeecee [gets 10k likes from usernames like leninshole69]

saved a ladybird that got stuck in a spiderweb outside the window and i could tell the spider was absolutely seething about it

had enough of things taking a dark turn, would be cool if they took a light turn for once

Twitter post I miss

i’m sorry the “i guess” is taking me out

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

which faction is pro-bringing back the cones hotline

andy b is galactus and lucy p is the silver surfer here to herald that he intends to devour westminster like a chip covered in gravy

normal golf is the sport of the bosses, the oligarchs, the enemies of the proletariat. mini and/or crazy golf, however, is the sport of all comrades worldwide

URGENT MESSAGE FROM YOUR PARTY:

if you see this quote with the energy to bring to bluesky

saw the poll(s)

we’re now hearing reports that senior labour advisors have been using the terms ‘no girls on the internet’ and ‘tits or gtfo’

sorry the prime minister can’t respond to anything at the moment he’s too busy doing toxic yaoi with his chief of staff

guess i should actually try to finish the fire emblem three houses routes i didn’t do huh

regret

OSHI💙✨ #precurefanart

OSHI🤍💘✨ #precurefanart

you’re telling me, as reported by ‘asuka groyper’, that the shooter is a nick fuentes-radicalised twink who plays hoi4?? o brave new world that has such people in’t

ace attorney fans once again

if netflix batch drops steel ball run it won’t be just one sniper they’re looking for

it took the kpop demon hunters to finally defeat mandelson

so #humble and #grateful to live through another peter mandelson resignation. never stop grinding and achieve your dreams

voting for lucy powell purely to support the chaos option

thinking of all the brave star trek tos fans out there who are having to mute their favourite character tags. your sacrifice knows no bounds.

If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares. www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...

tried to look up kirk and immediately got faced with the video of him being shot in the neck. just about to have dinner and all.

anyone got any good news

we are reaching hitherto unfathomable levels of this being the one thing we didn’t want to happen

Labour Deputy Leader: who are the six contenders?

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

meisho doto is 29 too :( btw i’m talking about horses

HARU URARA NO IM GONNA KMS

o i am laffin

[crowd whooping and clapping] thaaaat’s our mandy!

jack is going to cardiff until tomorrow so how can i most efficiently burn down the house

got this ad while scrolling too fast and thought the rayner was some kind of long wiggly worm

google search how to stop reading the man’s name ‘Iain’ (with an i) as the cult anime character ‘lain’ (with an l)

“oh boy! a new stellaris expansion!”

when i tell you i needed this article after this week……

andy burnham making takoyaki with the mayor of osaka would have done crazy numbers on 2014 tumblr

as ever

if you want a picture of the future, imagine wes streeting stamping on a human face - forever

Big Ang has resigned. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @

jack made pho!! what a good jack

if i ever find out what solo poly means it will be against my will

fiancé made me breakfast in bed for no reason i can do anything