scientists now say the best time to have a delicious cup of coffee is late at night, so that the caffeine is fully washed out of your system ahead of your next sleep cycle 🙌

financial journalists post in all caps because they are shouting to be heard above the din of a busy trading floor

wind has blown my hat off my head twice in the last two days. hands to my head, whoopsie expression on my face, the whole deal. undignified

🚨 ANARCHY IN THE UK? Gen Alpha are going on filmed pro-social rampages through local centers. Motivated only by view counts, they are strengthening community ties, revitalizing third spaces, and establishing mass-membership organisations Here's what you need to know about this troubling new trend 👇

A moment that changed me: I saw a big cat on Dartmoor - and no one believed me

Positive masculinity is when a man has a baby strapped to him; the more babies he has strapped, the better the example he sets for today's young men 🙌

"dress for the job you want" - okay but would you say this corduroy shirt is giving 'writer of sprawling book reviews only nominally connected to the book itself' or ??

Any tips for weathering a withering fusillade or am I hooped? It's just that I've been given the choice to be the guy with the drum or the banner and I'm worried I'll be used as a literary device to examine the tragedy of war, as excitement gives way to horror

Mrs. Dalloway took cover to reload her AR-15 mag as the last of her squad went down and said it looked like she'd have to do this shit herself.

You go to the cinema. "Oh hey, I didn't know Alana Haim was in this", you think. You go to the bar. Huh, you didn't know Alana Haim drank here. Now you're at the party. You didn't know Alana Haim knew your friend. It's not an issue particularly. You quite like Alana Haim, after all

the possibly foreseeable catch with retreating to the liberal text-based social media version of KMT-run Taiwan is becoming increasingly baffled by developments on the mainland, including the alleged existence of popular left-wing commentator "Andy Twelves"

every week the small Chinese supermarket seems to stock entirely new varieties of chili oil - i believe they do this solely to delight and surprise me, the protagonist of the city

motorbike mugger thumbing through Morgan McSweeney's phone and throwing it away in disgust seeing it full of Whatsapps from senior Labour figures

bro you are vivacious

he died doing what he loved (attempting to enforce the post-2022 pedestrian right-of-way at junctions)

$200 a barrel is misleading. You're not just paying for the container, but also the valuable crude oil inside of it.

these days, it seems fewer and fewer people have an important meeting with visiting Japanese businessmen in the morning. and less and less acquisitions and mergers are derailed by hilarious cultural misunderstandings, right at the moment of signing. just one more victim of woke ?

no babe i genuinely am impressed by how quickly you've mastered a foreign metro system. everyone's been saying what a good job you've done in memorizing the end-of-line stations

guy who is trying slightly too hard to distance himself from the median western tourist in Tokyo and slipping into overt hostility to Japanese culture

probably feels insanely good to park your tiny snub-nosed Japanese car in the hyper-dense Tokyo parking solutions pillar ?

In Japan, they call Uniqlo ユニクロ (phon: YOO-nee-kloh) - there's no direct translation, but it roughly equates to 'quirked up business casual' - and I think that's so beautiful

The long 2010s are finally over

laughing a lot at the 24/7 vape shop that's just opened in the northern quarter

REVEALED: The top 10 future-proof jobs economists say AI will NEVER do: 1. Raconteur 2. Man-about-town 3. Bon vivant,

WATCH: Crowd erupts as Fred Again.. brings on 'legend' Francis Fukuyama, hints at future collaboration

so when the Iraqi girl in The President's Cake finds five eggs, it's "movingly bittersweet" and "a cinematic triumph over oppression" but when i come back from the shop with five eggs, it's "clearly not enough eggs" and "kind of weird you're one egg short" ??

👋😃 I have no peripheral vision, only the loosest possible sense of where I intend to go, and I'm coming to a busy city centre pavement near you

German compound word capturing the feeling of seeing the apartments you are being evicted from featuring on Guardian fantasy home hunt

This one star review of a local convenience store... fair enough

"May you live in Financial Times" - ancient British saying

okay seriously - what did Mike Skinner know ??

quite funny that the entire Labour party has been spending months saying "let's wait for our Welsh and Scottish colleagues to be massacred before doing anything hasty" without really thinking through if anyone outside of England could hear them

politics is a brutal game. one week you are riding high (your very thinly-veiled character analogue debuts on Industry). the next week you are resigning in disgrace. all just goes to show

Morgan McSweeney taught me it was okay to be weird 💔

sorry babe can you say that again - i was too busy mentally constructing an opening credits sequence out of the FT's stylised Labour leadership photo montages

I've always loved the relaxed, refreshing vibe of a non-alcoholic late night venue. But last week I found myself wondering - couldn't this be even more awesome, with a beer? That's why I'm launching Third Space - the first alcohol-free bar for people who like to get a litttttle crazy with it 👇

incredible scenes at the Euston urinals - dozens of men holding hands and chanting "Put your phone away and have a proper piss"

Chotiner: I'm going to eat you... Victim: Aaaahhh!! Chotiner: I'm putting you between two big slices of bread.... Victim: Aaagh! Aaagh! Chotiner: And now...I'm covering you with mustard... Victim: No! NO!

(Uruk's first stand-up, 4500 BC) Temple laborers these days huh. "Ohh I miss protein" - what's wrong with a bowl of fermented barley beer? (booing) Come on. You can't tell me *this* guy did badly out of grain cultivation (dodging thrown cuneiform tablet) Tough crowd? I have no frame of reference!

hey man. me and a few of the guys were thinking about attempting the transition from seasonal foraging to early sedentary city-state status later if you're down ?

Epstein's male friends: You have the courage of a lion. You are the truest friend. Our lives are as one. Stand firm Jeffrey. Give them hell. my male friends: Hey man. How's it going?

In this down-at-heel diner in Labour's traditional Levenshulme heartland, the party's erstwhile base is asking questions with no easy answers for the Prime Minister. Questions like; Is the male mullet passé? Is Feeld the new Hinge? How much can a glass of natural orange wine really cost, anyway?

Welcome to my festival of music 😌 (crowd cheers) And of ideas 😏 (crowd screams, blast doors slam shut, Rory Stewart jogs on stage)