(planning to cook you in the wok) ginger garlic spring onions looking cozy in there brother. nice and cozy. say why don't you hop in

on what type of boat would you be most likely to find tartare sauce? your first thought may be a fishing boat. but it's actually a cruise ship

if trump wants to win in 2027 he needs to pass a law making sonic a pokemon #MakeSonicAPokemon

(lulling you) secure yet?

new post up on INFINITE GOSSIP, called THE HANDSOME BROTHERS. check it out if you get the chance infinitegossip.ghost.io/the-handsome...

enraging my robot buddies with self-contradicting command line prompts

new post up on INFINITE GOSSIP, called THE HANDSOME BROTHERS. check it out if you get the chance infinitegossip.ghost.io/the-handsome...

today is gonna be the day that i'm gonna sing wonderwall / my name is liam gallagher and my brother's name is mr noel

i have watched and reviewed bugonia (2025) boxd.it/bAxPTz

(reading a huge newspaper on the train) One By One The Dominose Fall..

they should put bands who aren't that famous into the rock and roll hall of fame to level them up. like pokemon

breaking: i have arrived at an agreement with warner bros. discovery to release YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE to theatres for an exclusive 1 week window before it moves to HBO max

me: so on the next slide we have-- my coworker who's an elven ranger: (looking to the east) the horns of the haradrim... my boss who's a problem gambler and he's english: i've a lucky feeling. cheerio

my story THE HORSE & THE RIDER, previously only available for free as a podcast, is now available for money as a book amzn.asia/d/iOZTMaH

this one finishes so strong

(getting really into my boss's interests) your new ballroom is gonna be so cool boss

they should show you which emojis are trending, so you have the chance to connect with something bigger than yourself by using the same emojis that people all over the world are using

i have watched and reviewed "one battle after another" (2025) boxd.it/bqBHBl

pummel me with a stream of neutrons all you like. i ain't fissile. i won't split

(holding out a handful of what are clearly fisherman's friends) i take 10 of these pills every day. for freshness of breath

I've been wanting to buy Max's book for a little while now and this week had enough money to justify it. Went to his site and gave an undignified guffaw when I saw this special edition cover

it must be so good to be a larva. big white piece of shit doing nothing no expectations. everyone just brings you stuff. rock on

i have seen and reviewed the tragedy of macbeth (2021) boxd.it/bnPKwf

every time something new is invented people want it to be a person. computer programs "oh what about artificial intelligence". machines "how about robots". straw "we need something to scare crows"

(looking at your knick knacks) and you worship these?

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i had one of the most melancholy experiences of my life when i was forced to breathe by squeezing air from the lungs of my dead shipmates on a ruined nuclear submarine on the floor of the barents sea

to me lady macbeth is just macbeth. and what you call macbeth? why, i know him as "guy macbeth"

how surprising... another forest relics major collecting unemployment. maybe you should have learned something useful instead of salvaging ancient machines from the moss

some personal news: i have been found alive after a four day search

my official statement on laszlo krasznahorkai winning the nobel prize for literature: congratulations laszlo.

if you want your house to smell delicious like a mexican taqueria you absolutely cannot go past dropping a big jar of chipotle in adobo all over the floor

in celebration of taylor swift's new album "the life of a showgirl" i have released a new edition. high collectible & essential for "swifties" maxlavergne.square.site/product/the-...

out on the dungeon floor infinitegossip.ghost.io/out-on-the-d...

this and a big bowl of unsalted mash potatoes 🤍

me and my buddies are getting into peer pressure. and we have some ideas about what YOU 🫵 should be doing 😡

me slowly boiling to death: this pond is mad warm.. (texting my frog buddies) you gotta check out this sick pond

first day as a bouncer on the big glass bridge. here comes a rotund older lady with a boulder... doesn't look like a troublemaker. on you go

my full statement on recent events

cheerful fellow smiles at busy shopping center before turning the grin on himself

new story up now. "THE MACHINE HAS TO BE WRONG". about a hypochondriac kid and a busy scientist. please like and subscribe thank you infinitegossip.ghost.io/the-machine-...

(trying to get an italian excited about christina ricci) la crrrrreesteena rrrrrreechi (i'm rolling the rs so hard my mouth feels weird)

don't reproach me dude. i'm beyond that shit

(you shyly hesitate holding the dried vegetables pouch from the ramen) here... it's good when it's wet (i mime eating) good wet.

beautiful review of YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE from @jackapedia.design. thank you jack!!

sort a to z... great. now show me z to a. interesting. let me see oldest to newest

new story up now. "THE MACHINE HAS TO BE WRONG". about a hypochondriac kid and a busy scientist. please like and subscribe thank you infinitegossip.ghost.io/the-machine-...

taking @ringworm.bsky.social’s excellent ‘you must understand this if you want to leave’ to the bowls club and passing a suzuki jimny enplastered with that selfsame author’s bumper sticker “yessir… that’s just how it goes in the inner west”

the dramatic reading is Good

I’m reading my friend max lavergnes book @ringworm.bsky.social he comes up with some crazy situations I’ll tell u that much. Some of these situations have me saying “whaaaaaa” lol. Crazy stuff.