"max"
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kick damn ass and rock on!!!!!!!!!! check this out infinitegossip.ghost.io linktr.ee/maxlavergne
(planning to cook you in the wok) ginger garlic spring onions looking cozy in there brother. nice and cozy. say why don't you hop in
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on what type of boat would you be most likely to find tartare sauce? your first thought may be a fishing boat. but it's actually a cruise ship
about 20 hours ago
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if trump wants to win in 2027 he needs to pass a law making sonic a pokemon
#MakeSonicAPokemon
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(lulling you) secure yet?
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new post up on INFINITE GOSSIP, called THE HANDSOME BROTHERS. check it out if you get the chance
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THE HANDSOME BROTHERS
I got a job as a professional friend.
https://infinitegossip.ghost.io/the-handsome-brothers/?ref=infinite-gossip-newsletter
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enraging my robot buddies with self-contradicting command line prompts
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new post up on INFINITE GOSSIP, called THE HANDSOME BROTHERS. check it out if you get the chance
infinitegossip.ghost.io/the-handsome...
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THE HANDSOME BROTHERS
I got a job as a professional friend.
https://infinitegossip.ghost.io/the-handsome-brothers/?ref=infinite-gossip-newsletter
10 days ago
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today is gonna be the day that i'm gonna sing wonderwall / my name is liam gallagher and my brother's name is mr noel
15 days ago
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i have watched and reviewed bugonia (2025)
boxd.it/bAxPTz
17 days ago
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(reading a huge newspaper on the train) One By One The Dominose Fall..
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they should put bands who aren't that famous into the rock and roll hall of fame to level them up. like pokemon
17 days ago
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breaking: i have arrived at an agreement with warner bros. discovery to release YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE to theatres for an exclusive 1 week window before it moves to HBO max
23 days ago
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me: so on the next slide we have-- my coworker who's an elven ranger: (looking to the east) the horns of the haradrim... my boss who's a problem gambler and he's english: i've a lucky feeling. cheerio
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my story THE HORSE & THE RIDER, previously only available for free as a podcast, is now available for money as a book
amzn.asia/d/iOZTMaH
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THE HORSE & THE RIDER
THE HORSE & THE RIDER : Lavergne, Max: Amazon.com.au: Books
https://amzn.asia/d/iOZTMaH
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Flashman
27 days ago
this one finishes so strong
add a skeleton here at some point
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(getting really into my boss's interests) your new ballroom is gonna be so cool boss
27 days ago
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they should show you which emojis are trending, so you have the chance to connect with something bigger than yourself by using the same emojis that people all over the world are using
28 days ago
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i have watched and reviewed "one battle after another" (2025)
boxd.it/bqBHBl
about 1 month ago
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pummel me with a stream of neutrons all you like. i ain't fissile. i won't split
about 1 month ago
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(holding out a handful of what are clearly fisherman's friends) i take 10 of these pills every day. for freshness of breath
about 1 month ago
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petit burgo
about 1 month ago
I've been wanting to buy Max's book for a little while now and this week had enough money to justify it. Went to his site and gave an undignified guffaw when I saw this special edition cover
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it must be so good to be a larva. big white piece of shit doing nothing no expectations. everyone just brings you stuff. rock on
about 1 month ago
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i have seen and reviewed the tragedy of macbeth (2021)
boxd.it/bnPKwf
about 1 month ago
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every time something new is invented people want it to be a person. computer programs "oh what about artificial intelligence". machines "how about robots". straw "we need something to scare crows"
about 1 month ago
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(looking at your knick knacks) and you worship these?
about 1 month ago
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out on the dungeon floor
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about 1 month ago
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i had one of the most melancholy experiences of my life when i was forced to breathe by squeezing air from the lungs of my dead shipmates on a ruined nuclear submarine on the floor of the barents sea
about 1 month ago
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to me lady macbeth is just macbeth. and what you call macbeth? why, i know him as "guy macbeth"
about 1 month ago
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how surprising... another forest relics major collecting unemployment. maybe you should have learned something useful instead of salvaging ancient machines from the moss
about 1 month ago
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some personal news: i have been found alive after a four day search
about 1 month ago
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my official statement on laszlo krasznahorkai winning the nobel prize for literature: congratulations laszlo.
about 1 month ago
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if you want your house to smell delicious like a mexican taqueria you absolutely cannot go past dropping a big jar of chipotle in adobo all over the floor
about 1 month ago
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in celebration of taylor swift's new album "the life of a showgirl" i have released a new edition. high collectible & essential for "swifties"
maxlavergne.square.site/product/the-...
about 1 month ago
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out on the dungeon floor
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about 1 month ago
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this and a big bowl of unsalted mash potatoes 🤍
about 1 month ago
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me and my buddies are getting into peer pressure. and we have some ideas about what YOU 🫵 should be doing 😡
about 1 month ago
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me slowly boiling to death: this pond is mad warm.. (texting my frog buddies) you gotta check out this sick pond
about 1 month ago
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first day as a bouncer on the big glass bridge. here comes a rotund older lady with a boulder... doesn't look like a troublemaker. on you go
about 1 month ago
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my full statement on recent events
about 2 months ago
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cheerful fellow smiles at busy shopping center before turning the grin on himself
about 2 months ago
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new story up now. "THE MACHINE HAS TO BE WRONG". about a hypochondriac kid and a busy scientist. please like and subscribe thank you
infinitegossip.ghost.io/the-machine-...
2 months ago
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(trying to get an italian excited about christina ricci) la crrrrreesteena rrrrrreechi (i'm rolling the rs so hard my mouth feels weird)
about 2 months ago
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don't reproach me dude. i'm beyond that shit
about 2 months ago
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(you shyly hesitate holding the dried vegetables pouch from the ramen) here... it's good when it's wet (i mime eating) good wet.
about 2 months ago
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beautiful review of YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE from
@jackapedia.design
. thank you jack!!
about 2 months ago
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sort a to z... great. now show me z to a. interesting. let me see oldest to newest
2 months ago
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new story up now. "THE MACHINE HAS TO BE WRONG". about a hypochondriac kid and a busy scientist. please like and subscribe thank you
infinitegossip.ghost.io/the-machine-...
2 months ago
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jul.i.an
3 months ago
taking
@ringworm.bsky.social
’s excellent ‘you must understand this if you want to leave’ to the bowls club and passing a suzuki jimny enplastered with that selfsame author’s bumper sticker “yessir… that’s just how it goes in the inner west”
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Cassie Selin
3 months ago
the dramatic reading is Good
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kelsie
3 months ago
I’m reading my friend max lavergnes book
@ringworm.bsky.social
he comes up with some crazy situations I’ll tell u that much. Some of these situations have me saying “whaaaaaa” lol. Crazy stuff.
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