me and my buddies have recorded a song that segues even more seamlessly into 'the fool' by neutral milk hotel. your move jeff

that clutch moment when you step out of the pandora store with a new charm for your bracelet... but then that woebegone moment when your fingers slip on the clasp and charms scatter across the pavement

first day in pluribus i'm asking the hive mind for $1 million cash. and then i'm going on a shopping spree

(when the nurse pulls on the blue latex gloves) na'vi pandora... "i see you"

new story up now. it's called FIRST OF JUNE and it's about what happens when a company that freezes your body closes down. sort of infinitegossip.ghost.io/first-of-june/

what i learned about publishing short stories online in 2025

guy who's been into holidays for a while talking to guy who's just getting into them: christmas is great for sure. deserves the hype. if you're into that christmas eve is also essential... in some ways superior

guy who invented whichever one of these came second: fuck it just call it a compass too. i'm so bad at naming things... fuck! i'm angry. fuck my life. i'm going for a walk

i bet katy perry and justin trudeau are wearing the most incredible christmas sweaters with stunning designs right now. wish i could see them

(to the tune of "feliz navidad") denis villeneuve

what i learned about publishing short stories online in 2025

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new story up now. it's called FIRST OF JUNE and it's about what happens when a company that freezes your body closes down. sort of infinitegossip.ghost.io/first-of-june/

"fool! such a gambit could never hope to be successful..." <-- dialog sample from my upcoming screenplay, general mayhem: generals at war - part one

(chatting to my buddy who just got impaled) relax dude. it probably narrowly missed your vital organs...

people loved ET the extraterrestrial because he had honour and he respected families. unlike most aliens today

if you stand on top of mount everest you can see every problem on earth

(watching people get on a cruise ship) iceberg fodder. fucking door meat

it must be so crazy to sleep with your source if you're a journalist. like aaaaa 😜😜 i'm such a dreamer 😏

go ahead and buy the lower capacity prospecting finds bag with holster. i'll be buying the higher capacity prospecting finds bag with belt, since i expect to find a greater volume of treasure

the new viral trend is swimming in the river with an abdominal wound! take an #AbdominalWoundRiverSwim and post your results

to capitalize on the buzz around olivia nuzzi's "AMERICAN CANTO" i will soon be releasing a new edition of YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE as a respectful tribute

one of my buddies can read barcodes just from looking at em. sometimes he cracks up at the stuff they say

playa would you mind to blow across the top of that cerveza... let me hear it sing

if you make a work of art that's too good no one talks about it. there's nothing to discuss about dr strangelove. you can't argue about half life 2. my book of short stories would be a third example,

visigoths were known to wield the power of vision against roman legionaries, while ostrogoths dealt osteoporosis-based attacks

keep honking... i'm clonking!

(planning to cook you in the wok) ginger garlic spring onions looking cozy in there brother. nice and cozy. say why don't you hop in

on what type of boat would you be most likely to find tartare sauce? your first thought may be a fishing boat. but it's actually a cruise ship

if trump wants to win in 2027 he needs to pass a law making sonic a pokemon #MakeSonicAPokemon

(lulling you) secure yet?

new post up on INFINITE GOSSIP, called THE HANDSOME BROTHERS. check it out if you get the chance infinitegossip.ghost.io/the-handsome...

enraging my robot buddies with self-contradicting command line prompts

new post up on INFINITE GOSSIP, called THE HANDSOME BROTHERS. check it out if you get the chance infinitegossip.ghost.io/the-handsome...

today is gonna be the day that i'm gonna sing wonderwall / my name is liam gallagher and my brother's name is mr noel

i have watched and reviewed bugonia (2025) boxd.it/bAxPTz

(reading a huge newspaper on the train) One By One The Dominose Fall..

they should put bands who aren't that famous into the rock and roll hall of fame to level them up. like pokemon

breaking: i have arrived at an agreement with warner bros. discovery to release YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE to theatres for an exclusive 1 week window before it moves to HBO max

me: so on the next slide we have-- my coworker who's an elven ranger: (looking to the east) the horns of the haradrim... my boss who's a problem gambler and he's english: i've a lucky feeling. cheerio

my story THE HORSE & THE RIDER, previously only available for free as a podcast, is now available for money as a book amzn.asia/d/iOZTMaH

this one finishes so strong

(getting really into my boss's interests) your new ballroom is gonna be so cool boss

they should show you which emojis are trending, so you have the chance to connect with something bigger than yourself by using the same emojis that people all over the world are using

i have watched and reviewed "one battle after another" (2025) boxd.it/bqBHBl

pummel me with a stream of neutrons all you like. i ain't fissile. i won't split

(holding out a handful of what are clearly fisherman's friends) i take 10 of these pills every day. for freshness of breath

I've been wanting to buy Max's book for a little while now and this week had enough money to justify it. Went to his site and gave an undignified guffaw when I saw this special edition cover

it must be so good to be a larva. big white piece of shit doing nothing no expectations. everyone just brings you stuff. rock on

i have seen and reviewed the tragedy of macbeth (2021) boxd.it/bnPKwf