All white guys just look the same to me now. They’ve had so much exposure they’re blurring into just some guy.

The world is CRYING OUT for another podcast with two straight white guys. WHY won’t two more straight white guys launch a podcast *falls to knees* WHYYY?

he explosively soils himself with regularity his old body man, ex-nypd cop keith schiller, was tasked with cleaning donny up each time 🤢

It’s a real shame that Nigel Farage is too unwell to do interviews the morning after Donald Trump threatens us with sanctions. Here he is with “the bravest man he ever met”. He campaigned to make Trump President, and has spent the last year enjoying all the chaos he has caused.

2024: can Europe defend itself ALONGSIDE America? 2025: can Europe defend itself WITHOUT America? 2026: can Europe defend itself AGAINST America?

Donald Trump shits himself pass it on

The dog waits until I am ready for bed and then introduces her one woman show “the big fart” followed swiftly by her supporting act “a series of smaller, somehow deadlier farts” and nobody sleeps and this is why I’m always moody.

Everyone posting their 2016 photos so I looked at mine and I was living in the Mediterranean with my horrible ex boyfriend who is now dead. Then I lived in Asia. Then moved to London There was that MP thing, and he is also now dead. Incredible decade of manifesting.

Big tariff twat

You can tell by the eyes.

I’m feeling very “why don’t I make some big purchases on my credit card”y

“If we fund the shark, it’s given me indication that it may consider eating fewer people.”

*weak kazoo noise*

This photo was taken in 1911 using glass plate technology by Herbert Ponting who was part of Scott's Antarctic expedition, The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance Iconic imo

I hate people who take drugs. Especially policemen and border officers.

You just know there’s a porn category

AI ruining my marketing career

V in.

Reading The 48 Laws of Power for bedtime reading out of spite.

Say what you want, but Massie has game.

I always find it weird when they’re like “look how far I’ve come” and it’s just The Traitors

Rachel, you are a Head of Comms. You can afford a holiday with your mum you weirdo.

Jade’s cardigan is amazing. I want to know where it’s from.

I’ve taken a zolpidem but not fallen asleep so now the walls are moving ever so slightly

JESSIE has been on the mark since early days. They need to listen to her and it drives me nuts that they’re not hearing her out.

James gives David Tennant from Temu

I would shit my pants in there. I’ve been in an 18+ haunted house before and I nearly passed out.

"I'm Shitting Cocktail Sticks Vol. 7"

In other news I think I broke my toe about 3 months ago and I do not think it is healed and the more I fiddle with it the less healed it becomes but who can say, who’s to say.

I am coming up with an idea for a traitors-style game we can play here but it’s more like a “guess what the rules are to start scoring points” so once you start seeing the patterns you craft your answers around the rules to earn more points. Leaderboard style. Still WIP but would anyone be game?

The space between Farage and Jenrick is the perinuem.

This is not going to work. Jenrick and Farage are going to kill each other. It's going to be very funny.

Jenrick starts talking and is instantly fucking useless. It's like his brain is being read out by AI.

What the fuck is going on

Excuse me, what the fuck is Nigel Farage’s laugh.

A labour defector to reform apparently GOING TO BE SICK :)

Reform UK looking like a retirement village

Slack: silent Me, normally: a peaceful day in which to get things done Me, PMSing: so everyone hates me then

Traitors slack channel kicking off.

@snitterby.bsky.social oh hello!!!

Janny Bs are excruciating today. I hate everything.

So much to do every day and I do not want to do any of it I want to be in the Caribbean on a beach with a margarita for four weeks Hurt that I have not been saved from this endless churn

i don't think we need to hear from americans for the following twelve months they've done enough

Almost coughed up a rib here

Now I have solved a large world problem without fully mapping it out or allocating any budget toward it, I will go to sleep

Hear me out. What if we floated a dead guy out to sea with documents indicating that Iceland is, in fact, what we all want- and it washes up on a shore in the USA and the government show DJT and his new focus becomes Iceland so we’re free to protect Greenland

As has been said many times, it’s a strong third act.

Single? Oh I hope they meet someone nice