I think I will likely vote Green in the next election. What’s everyone else feeling?

Holy shit

“There are no records on this” Well, they’ve found receipts from 1981 of Farage being a huge Nazi. A three page letter from his school master. Whoever is digging all this stuff on him; I hope you never get anything in your eye, I hope you live long and happy, I hope your hair is always great.

Another day another wank decision www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

“You have left us no alternative” I read this in a real thick east end accent. Alright pal let’s go to the Queen Vic and hash if out.

Okay I’ll give this misogynistic old fucker the television licence thing.

I would have been so happy to pay more tax if they had announced a defence spending uplift

I need the TV police to grow up. You’re coming to my home to sit and watch telly with me? You fucking weirdos. Get a life.

You fucking moron, Reeves

Taking a long fiscal drag on a fag

“For the under 65s” BOILS MY FUCKING BLOOD

Who’s that deputy speaker? A woman in a power suit HNNNGGGG

Reeves’ voice is such a sensory experience

Just accidentally said "Mansun Tax" instead of "Mansion Tax" and scared some cry baby indie boys x

I don't know if I just don't really care, but why is this such a massive deal? You were going to tell us what the budget is anyway. Were you planning to rewrite it in the hour or so before you stood up to tell us what the budget says?! "Deeply disappointing" CHRIST ME! Get a grip! x

I feel like her saying “compared to when liz truss was prime minister” is the lowest bar you could draw from

I know I shouldn’t but I truly love fighting with Americans in comments sections. It’s literally become a hobby. I actively seek them out to inflame them with a “British people are your grandparents” comment or something. They go mental.

Place your bets

My milkshake tax brings all the (diabetic) boys to the yard (to protest)

Why do dogs float? Because they’re good buoys

Absolutely dying that the Fortnum & Mason dog cracker contains a joke

And yes it does. Actually it’s a trigger categorised as a category A national emergency and they regularly model this specific catastrophe and will be able to come up with an easy fix within a few hours. Some stuff was classified on this; I suppose we have secret things we’d action. Exciting!

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I’ve been down a rabbit hole since 3:30am when I googled “Does London have a plan if all the bridges got destroyed”

Autumn budget

Is thisssss only on a Friday night then orrrr… www.bbc.com/news/article...

New obsession is this website where you can overlay data maps on London www.layersoflondon.org

I’m so tired of watching Christmas ads competing for saccharinity Oh no a boy has lost his llama and his mum and dad are divorced and the llama is a metaphor waaaa Shut up show me blood

Robert, I do not like the infiltration of NFL in the UK

You know if there’s a field of cows and they’re grazing, and eat a whole load of liberty cap mushrooms- do they then get high and hallucinate god? Or does it affect cows differently? Interested to know about any ruminants though, not just cows.

Met my friend in the park who is very early stage pregnancy and she is so hungry and also full of rage. She was chomping at the bit to start a fight with a football coach.

We are two days on from the sentencing of Nathan Gill, Reform Wales Leader, for taking bribes from a hostile state. Sent down for 10.5 years. It’s a big deal. Chances of Kuensberg or Phillips dedicating their Shows to it??? Half their Shows even? Negligible .

I hate this shit. What do you mean “how did we do?” Like it’s a fucking performance review. Needing reassurance from mother.

Also autistic people are mint so it’s not a bad thing

Found a new wrinkle. It appeared overnight.

Had a hangover subway and learning jalapeños are a bad choice for a stomach lining in tatters.

Just heard someone on the radio describe Keir Starmer’s voice as an air conditioning unit conducting a séance

While I'm not quite at the point of losing my house, the harm ai has done to my animation work income is huge, like 80% gone and it makes me wonder how many freelance artists and animators ARE losing everything while billionaire con men continue to rake it in.

I have always found something so profoundly funny about socks

Cricket weirdos all sleepy today

Oh no delete the sentimental things

Can everyone make sure I get at least the last tube home

Out for dutty birthday drinks tonight and everyone else has pregamed and I have not

1st night the electric blanket went on and somehow it lit the beacons of gondor to the two cats and dog.

A little bebe, warm and snug

I am way more sensitive to the cold than I was last year I’m sure of it I AM SURE OF IT. I have two sets of pyjamas on under a 13 tog down duvet, a weighted blanket and a hot waterbottle raw-dogging my feet, and I’m only *just* okay.

I refuse to watch Wicked because Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo give me the creeps together in interviews and I’m worried whatever that is might infect me

Fuck this I’m buying ski gloves

V cold innit

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