Think if you give a Liz Truss venture half a million, it's not even a case that you need to be taxed more, but you should be made a ward of the state and your assets seized for your own safety.

Israel has been dumping herbicides throughout southern Lebanon as part of a concerted ecocide campaign to render the region uninhabitable. This has been going on for months with Lebanese journalists & environmentalists regularly reporting on it. The BBC: we don’t know why the Israelis are doing it

that’s not how you spell it

I have worked at my current hospitality job for five (5) years and today I am going to work my fourth (4th) Sunday there

something abled people don't get is you can have just one day a week where you are too sick to work, and that's enough to disqualify you from nearly all full-time jobs. it doesn't take a lot

Beth .. the guardian angel who carries our campaign on her wings that she will send us the amount collected through the campaign link which is approximately $360😕 It will be sent tomorrow so I wanted to let you know in case anyone wishes to add their touch and grow this impact before the transfer 🫂🤷‍♂️

MAYBE IN THE WEEK BETWEEN GAMES YOU COULD HAVE A CHAT ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE GONNA DO TO SCORE A FUCKING GOAL - me @ Chelsea FC today

every single day we get a new article with 23 different reasons why this guy should be in jail

Seat neighbour texted me yesterday saying he’s not going tomorrow and would Small like to take his ticket so I sorted that out and then told Small this morning. Large got a face on because he never gets to go to games spontaneously, I had to point out that it’s because he chose the wrong team 🤷🏻‍♀️

Half term this week so got to teach Large about this important piece of internet history. Small already knew it. RIP Vine

Ok but like, he’s not going to back down? You’re going to have to literally fight to actually enforce the law upon a government that has made it abundantly clear that it doesn’t consider itself to be bound by the law!

Politician doing a football reference without swallowing their own shoe, doesn't happen every day.

There's a huge chasm between the measures politicians and economists use to claim a country is doing well economically, and the things that make real people feel like the country is doing well economically

Booked my train and hotel for conference week in Manchester and then decided to see where else I could go for the same/less money. I could fly to Lisbon from Heathrow and stay in a 4* hotel TWICE for the same money I just dropped to go to The North.

A new paper shows that less than 2 months of exposure to Twitter’s algorithmic feed significantly shifts people’s political views to the right. Moving from chronological feed to the algorithmic feed also increases engagement. This is one of the most concerning papers I’ve read in awhile.

🎶out on the road today/i saw a Sub Pop sticker on a Cybertruck🎶

DOCTOR Rümeysa Öztürk has earned her PhD!!

these have been good years for medievalists, first wondering if the pope will excommunicate the emperor and now watching the king have his brother locked up

Heated Chivalry

PUT IT BACK. PEBBLE IS NOT FRIEND.

I think we have a new winner.

They’ve arrested a prince for treason on his birthday and I can’t get over the fact that however bad this timeline is — and it’s pretty fucking bad! — it is also wildly, darkly, unhingedly hilarious

People can say it’s utopian or dreamy but it’s a fact that you have to believe new things are possible, fundamentally, in order to make them real. You have to make the choice to believe that more than this is possible & not be resigned to this being the way things have to be because it’s not at all.

They can remove clips of Premier League goals in minutes. 48 hours is an eternity online.

just straight up "I eat dirt, underground. This is my role. I love eating dirt underground & I vote for more dirt & more darkness & if you make me come up & see stuff I will literally die"

as someone who talks to a fair amount of trump supporters it really does boggle my mind how they're like "i would like really terrible things to happen, but i get very squeamish about seeing them." the only way i can describe this is Worm Mentality

I leave at 6am on Thursdays (unnecessarily today as it turns out but we’re trying not to be mad about that) and normally see a maximum of three other people out. Today there were at least 10 and I was so confused until I remembered it’s Ramadan lol

28 Years Later. The ending made me so angry I would have pitched a fit if it hadn’t cost me £3 and given me a couple of hours of air con during a heatwave

I will take any opportunity to post this again

My wife's magnificent owl costume she made for this Mardi Gras

Can someone ask a magic 8 ball if it’s ever going to stop raining please

Still haunted by an incident from last week where I asked a girl for ID and she showed me a provisional license with the DOB 30/01/2008, which makes her legally allowed to purchase alcohol in 2026

@the-life-of-reem.bsky.social Sakher how is Reem doing did the surgery go ok?

Silence

there's a new scam going around where they offer you a place to live in exchange for a monthly fee but no matter how many times you pay in excess of the property's value they still keep charging you to live there

When I lived in the old house we had a body wash up on the beach and a family out there does not know what happened. One world, no borders. Fortress Europe kills and kills and kills.

Since Fernandez filmed and posted himself singing a racist and transphobic song down the camera (no allegedly about it), and faced no punishment, never apologised and was rewarded with a promotion to VC, I'm fairly doom-pilled on football policing this stiff.

laughing so hard I might cry at this random instagram comment

Google have a series of ads that I see when I watch Sport that go “…shouldn’t your phone just xyz” and I’m like no? If I haven’t explicitly told it to do it, it shouldn’t “just” do anything?? Are you insane???

Btw, the reason all these rich guys are having to turn to AI assistants to run their lives is that they don't realise how reliant their predecessors were on the invisible labour of women.

Jesse Jackson Jr. also had an under appreciated sense of comedic timing. Watch his fake sermon on SNL.😂

Reposting this meme from @lowrhoufo.bsky.social with alt text: bsky.app/profile/lowr...

i have a 3+ month delay getting new SD-WAN boxes for medical clinics. so, yeah….

Last repost is why you always bring a bard with you

Google have a series of ads that I see when I watch Sport that go “…shouldn’t your phone just xyz” and I’m like no? If I haven’t explicitly told it to do it, it shouldn’t “just” do anything?? Are you insane???

Yeah, but his bird said it's amazing though, so all that's left Is the proof that love's not only blind, but deaf