All of these bootlegged copies of the 60 Minutes segment flooding my feed (saying, ‘Watch it quick! Before it disappears!’) makes me feel like I’m in the Soviet Union and just got some black market foreign newspaper I need to hide under a floorboard in my house. This is where America is now

OMG — I MADE A LIST OF THINGS I HAD TO DO, AND THEN I DID THEM!!!

Favorite Xmas Movie: Trading Places Favorite Xmas Song: “Christmas Wrapping” by The Waitresses Favorite Xmas Gift Received: The Green Machine

Lord, please give me the strength not to say shit out loud just because it sounds really funny in my head.

Wishing a Joyous, Healthy and Happy Hanukkah to all who celebrate.

oh fuck no

People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!

It’s been two weeks since ICE took Yuanxin Zheng from his father. He is six years old. He’s still not home. This has to end.

Me, signing off an email with "Sincerely."

Over the break, I will be drafting legislation to remove Sean Combs from the intro to Craig Mack's "Flava In Ya Ear (Remix)."

BACK IN STOCK! BACKFLASH, by @matjohnson.bsky.social and me, color by Lee Loughridge. From @karenpberger.bsky.social’s imprint at Dark Horse. It was such an honor getting to work with Mat on this. Available again at the Helioscope etsy shop! stevelieberart.etsy.com/listing/1785...

No disrespect to Quentin Tarantino but 50 Cent is the greatest hater of all time.

I WILL ONE DAY RISE UP AND CONCUR ALL THOSE WHO SEEK TO OPPOSE ME!!! But for now, I think I really need to focus on self-care, you know? Figure out who I really am, beyond the whole "blood-soaked conqueror" persona my therapist says I created as a trauma response to my parents' divorce.

this really isn’t an exaggeration

Beautiful people look the way normal people do when you’re in love with them.

The U.S. president speaks and relates information like a mentally disabled person or a person with a head injury. I will never understand how this is not front-page, top-of-the-hour news.

My theory is that Avatar fandom isn’t a thing but that we should keep up the ruse until James Cameron dies because dude’s like reeeally into it.

I'm half-white, but I'm pretty sure if I commit to a steady diet of Hallmark Christmas movies from now through December that I could be all-white by New Year's.

A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

My kids slipped my dog pizza under the table for years and now they're all grown up and moved out and I live alone with a dog who whines every time I cook a red sauce.

You don’t even have to be mediocre when you share the worldview of the ruling class.

She came in through the bathroom window, Protected by a silver spoon. But now she sucks her thumb and wonders By the banks of her own lagoon. Didn't anybody tell her? Didn't anybody see? Sunday's on the phone to Monday, Tuesday's on the phone to me.

pretty much beyond question that Larry Summers led the charge against Claudine Gay because he is personally a vitriolic misogynist and racist www.thecrimson.com/article/2024...

Share a Christmas movie #filmsky

“Many of the women say that they were pressured to have unwanted or unnecessary gynecological procedures while in the custody of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement”

Olivia Nuzzie/RFK Jr. popping back into the timeline is like throwing up in your mouth and it tasting like a kebab you ate last summer.

One factor in the catastrophic failure of the Democratic Party is its addiction to accepting the right-wing's general framing of reality, then only offering an apologetic, more liberal band-aid "solution." It's not watered-down leftism; it's a watered-down version of bad-faith conservatism.

Living alone feels like the bliss that comes from choosing to stay home instead of going to a party, but every single night.

@ryanlcooper.com FTW

I asked ChatGP to go fuck itself.

Jeff Epstein? The pen pal?

Fell down a Shoresy hole so deep that now I'm mildly interested in hockey.

The Baileys in the streets wearing matching NOT IN OUR NAME fleeces.

Imagine killing 600,000 black and brown people with a few keystrokes and not having a care in the world but one little old white lady drags you on Twitter and you spiral for a week.

I’m in PDX for the book festival and just went to see the new Predator movie. A 6:30pm show on a Friday—opening night for one of those “sure thing” tentpole sequels the suits swear will save the industry. There were only THREE other people in the entire movie theater. Hollywood’s broken.

Target greeters trying to lure us back:

And this is why the corporate class shut down Teen Vogue.

AOC: "This is about, do you understand the assignment of fighting fascism right now? And they assignment is to come together across difference no matter what."

Mamdani already lowering the crime rate in NYC lol

It's hard spinning while wearing a full diaper—respect!

"And yes im a real person lol"

Joe Sacco in Conversation With Kate Kelp-Stebbins 7pm Tuesday, December 2nd Powell's City of Books 1005 W Burnside St. Portland, Oregon www.powells.com/events/joe-s...

If your newspaper is giving Donald Trump softer headlines and gauzier coverage than People Magazine, that should be a bit of a wake up call.

“Don’t you think you’re too old to be Trick-or-Treating?” SIR, I AM 55 YEARS OLD. I AM TOO OLD TO GIVE A SHIT.

Why is it that every disappeared US citizen is not front page news? At the very least we should have a little box with a count of the number of citizens who have been taken away and are not locatable and a link to a story with photos & min-bios, just as we used to do with military casually figures.

I just want to take a moment to thank the person who made this miracle possible: Ace Bailey’s agent.