"Never?! Again!"

Natives basically bought our fire department because boomers didn't want to pay an extra $60/yr to fund it so who's to say if gambling is good or bad.

Mormon zoomers when I point to the No Soliciting sign.

fewer than 1% of the human population will ever get to type a comeback as contextually devastating as this

When I was getting ready to deploy to Iraq 20 years ago, a medic in my unit thought they didn't have paved roads.

What did you do, bsky libs?

Only time I went to Myrtle Beach, I saw this in Cherry Grove.

It’s cool how the consensus in the US is only W-2 workers who rent should pay taxes

just a *central casting* MAGA chud, even used a giant flag-bedecked pickup truck as part of the attack www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

This isn’t a shitpost this is just what Tony Blair looks like now

Corn flour bread with garden strawberries

I feel like one of the bad signs for Democratic politics is that "we're shutting down part of Congress to protect a dead pedophile" is considered a message too risky to convey

Asked what he would do to stop the deployment of federal troops to Portland, Chuck Schumer replies: "I'd hope some of them [Republicans] would join us in legislation to prevent it from happening." "I know they're loyal to Trump and does whatever he wants but this is so far stepping over the line"

now this is comedy

nw

Little deep cut

My stupid ass 15 years ago: "We need more GWOT vets in office" [monkey paw curls]

[Clearing throat on stage] "What's the deal with bone saws?..."

This is literally what the actual "siege" of the auxiliary ICE building looks like

If we had an opposition party, they'd be loudly saying that soldiers will be prosecuted when they regain power.

so funny that the Elon / Pedo Island nugget drops like 5 days after the Kamala book snippet about how she wished they'd have invited Elon to the White House

Field grade moment

What's the point of Dems clutching their pearls about temporary ACA subsidies when one guy can do this?

Hardwood sawmills in Washington took a beating during Trump's first term because a lot of high grade alder and maple lumber went to China to build furniture. Dude loves killing off institutional knowledge that could actually provide US jobs.

Since impoundment is okay now, when is Gov. Hobbs going to cut off funds to this legislator's district?

Can't think of an issue that makes my eyes wanna roll out of their sockets more than MaLe LoNeLiNeSs

Lethality is when your reserve component is stuck in bed puking and shitting.

Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

lmao

They joined the government, my dudes.

I Did Everything Right And They Indicted Me: A Kamala Harris Story

Gonna post so much ASCII porn on this thing

Crazy how much better this site got when I did this a few months ago.

Engraving this on ammo The FBI groans at my shit

"I will work with the Trump Admin to find a solution."

The last story I edited before Monday's news was @laureldemkovich.bsky.social's excellent examination of Bob Ferguson's first 8 months as governor, a tenure marked by low public approval, decisions baffling to Dems and Republicans, and reduced press availability. www.cascadepbs.org/politics/202...

it's just a fact. you can't have a global hegemon who every few years is at risk of electing a lunatic government that will undo treaties, start murdering people in international waters on a whim, stop aid programs, and slap wanton tariffs on the world capriciously. we have no credibility anymore

you don’t have to take these people seriously

At a Department of Homeland Security job fair, applicants wanted higher pay, more excitement, and an America with fewer immigrants.