few things are more trad than shitting yourself to death thanks to bad milk

They're calling it the wrongest paragraph ever

"Dude what, you're a fan of Chapman? He's an abusive piece of shit, name me one redeeming quality he ha-

they’re just the biggest goddamn titty babies

one year ago if you saw a guy dressed like this walking down your street with a rifle your first instinct would be to kill him

(young maslow) man i need so much different shit

tie between “Old Time Rock n Roll” and “Livin on a Prayer”. the instant I hear the intro to these songs I feel like I have a kidney stone in my soul

public defenders looking at a mere 88 cases like

Muppet Rock* masters Three Dog Night *70s or 70s-sounding rock songs that sound like they could have been capably performed by the the Muppets, not necessarily an insult

“same rules as local police” gives away how do-nothing Schumer’s proposed “solutions” really are, don’t it

picked up this Brian Eno comp from 1986, a collection of songs from his 4 pre-ambient albums, around New Year’s and finally listening to it. all stuff I have in other forms already but the vinyl sounds pretty great

TPUSA proudly presents

so we got one win this year at least

A big selling point is it is great for pedos and kiddie beaters. Keeps the state and the school far away from the bruises and worse. I knew only one kid that was homeschooled growing up and sure as shit he told me later he was abused for years.

Imagine getting your ass handed to you by a group of kids that includes someone wearing a "choose kindness always" hoodie.

This PEANUTS comic strip was published #OTD on February 3, 1967.

it musta been so sick to have a radical tenant organizer in your neighborhood who rolled up to your building in the Dragula

It’s really not difficult to say “Fuck you and your pedophile friends” and the men who didn’t were making a conscious choice

watching A Night At The Opera which I’ve seen 8000x but wondering now if there’s another comedy with so many hilarious & iconic scenes that also has so many utterly unfunny & unnecessary scenes

I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly

Even the non-incriminating stuff is so creepy.

This guy literally had himself photographed dressed up like Christ on the cross while holding a sign saying “atheist”

And most of the major media did not take it as seriously as they should have because they were also often ridiculed by Gawker etc. An entire century thus far of reactionary politics from people getting owned online.

ah a brilliant move, the “sorry for party rocking” defense

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:

yes the second Trump admin is fully committed to enforcing white nationalism by the barrel of a gun but Trump’s prime directive has always been and always will be Steal Public Money & Pay No One

I won’t be looking into this but I assume everyone not named Kid Rock here got famous for directing multiple slurs to patrons of their sports bar or perhaps are literal murderers

need to defend tooze here--all evidence suggests he is NOT a "treatler" but rather "upper west side guy who has never actually grocery shopped in his entire life," a well established NYC archetype which predates doordash by decades

wow I wonder where the guy who constantly talks about how Jesus wanted him personally to be a star and also needs Trump to pardon his drug charges will fall in the political spectrum

This is the most detailed reporting I've seen yet on the proposed "mega detention center" in the Village of Chester, NY -- @bjmendelson.com, The Monroe Gazette www.monroegazette.com/p/frequently...

Can't now find it but there's a classic old tweet which said something like "Every time we're on the verge of achieving class consciousness in America a CIA sleeper agent activates and, their eyes glowing red, they just tweet out "John Brown was a white saviour"" and I think about it often.

I put together a supercut of Catherine O’Hara’s best moments from the Ed Grimley cartoon but YT blocked the video as soon as I uploaded it so if that’s something that interests you go here to view/DL drive.google.com/file/d/1gju1...

Today New York City officially entered a rare “Reverse Rear Window” period where a prolonged cold spell makes everyone in the city go insane

I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death

actual soup nazis

just a reminder: “the black panthers” do not exist anymore and most people using the name nowadays are either literal actors or a cult

you coulda just written “good luck with that”, it conveys the same message and is faster to type

If you've ever heard me say "I'd never cheer a player injury" I need you to know that I was lying

Every scientist in the Epstein emails does a TED Talk titled "Why Everything We Know About Mitochondria & Inflammation Is Wrong" and writes emails which say "u eva had Romanian pussay

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

Minneapolis, MN - The crowd has stopped on e 31st and Nicollet. A child wearing a headscarf was invited to get the first few cracks at a piñata shaped like the head of Kristi Noem. She busted it open and candy is being handed out of the Noem effigy. Crowd marching again.

I am once again angered that all evil people are not smart Hannibal Lectors but are much more malevolent Beavises

all the people who thought it was for hedging fiat currency or buying heroin learning it's the pedophiles' secret handshake

Not to get *too* topical, but enough with this weather, am I right? Smash that follow button if you agree. #Weather #BlueSkyTheOfficialAppOfWeather #NoFollowbacksEver

“Yes, Jesus Christ was cool, but you know what other great man with the initials JC worked independently of institutions/dogma, also had a mission to share the truth of love through storytelling, and probably would have turned water to wine too if he could?”

every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”