The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.

you’ve gone too far this time, Impractical Jokers

my single favorite part of the many SAW movies is in SAW 3D when they flashback to a younger (still alive) John Kramer and wardrobe dressed him like "how do you do fellow kid serial killers"

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

Dan Prostituta

People from outside Ireland occasionally ask me, "Why is Bono, an international music titan from Ireland, not all that loved in Ireland?". The answer in its entirety is a complex one, but "He sent Dolly Parton a birthday cake and put his own name on it" goes a long way to summing it up.

obv the big headline here is “look what you made me do” in re extrajudicial murder but also: why is he wearing Homer Simpson Reading In Bed glasses

Some thoughts on one of the best friends I ever had.

this is so beyond my concept of how to live a human life I can barely wrap my head around it, it’s like I’m hearing the life philosophy of a foundry

most anxiety i had about political indoctrination after seeing my kid's elementary school pals doing jokes about joe biden being brain damaged was dispelled by watching them do charlie kirk impressions and fall to the ground

RIP to Dan. His "A decade of Philly sports fans on the TV news" video from the other site is pure gold.

BREAKING: Evidence surfaces showing man was murdered for being too cool, badass

shout out to Dan McQuade, who took me up on an offer to see Hannibal Buress at the Troc, pulled out his phone to record the Bill Cosby joke, and through the butterfly effect of the internet sent Bill Cosby to prison and kickstarted the #MeToo movement. He was one of the kindest guys I’ve ever met.

McQuade personally used the power of the press to get the Jon Bon Jovi Rest Stop to take down the "Acting is like scoring a touchdown" quote erroneously attributed to Ed Harris. What have you ever done? defector.com/the-garden-s...

Writing '‘Mitchell’ Is Part Of Joe Don Baker’s Legacy, For Better Or Worse' is part of Dan McQuade's legacy, for better or worse. RIP to a real class act. defector.com/mitchell-is-...

people have mixed feelings about the iggy pop “in the red” mix of raw power. but it highlights the star of the whole show: the glockenspiel on “penetration”

“The Menswear Guy can be tedious, but he knows his stuff—he had some really nice things to say about Jimmy Sweatpants last week,” I say to my wife as she quickly puts on headphones

The tweet of this lousy era we can't get out of x.com/dhm/status/8...

Scrolling through Twitter, finding the ancient texts, discovered a quintessential Dan tweet.

Oh no not Dan McQuade now too. This was a month ago at my thing in Philly. He seemed hearty and was doing bits the whole night. He read this piece. One Last Trip To Philadelphia’s Department Store Of Dreams defector.com/one-last-tri...

I love Dan McQuade dearly and will miss him terribly. No one else like him. defector.com/dan-mcquade-...

oh fuck this is awful. we never met irl but he was kind enough to send me some very helpful archival material when I was working on my Mets book, and I always looked forward to his annual Wildwood t-shirt round up. goddammit

another demonstration of how poisoned these people’s brains are is they’re posting pics of thugs from DHS cowering in fear next to arrestees who look like fearless dissidents from every revolution ever and they think the DHS weenies will look good in comparison

ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin

Feels great to finally get to write about some good news. defector.com/heartwarming...

Mr. president, I’m not sure how this helps.

ICE are alllll over Harlem right now, 116 & Frederick Douglass, checking IDs and targeting the area’s African community. Multiple people have been detained. Community members are advising folks to carry citizenship documents - or stay away if they are at risk

I think about this post a lot.

99.999% pure liberal ideology: making sure the children we kidnap and abuse have access to healthcare

Very little if anything seems to have changed on the ground. ICE is still out there terrorizing neighborhoods and trying to disappear neighbors. None of us on the ground are buying this bullshit. We will keep organizing and fighting.

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre

i feel like this instagram reel gets truer every day

I saw this guy the first time I took mushrooms in Amsterdam. He was standing menacingly behind me at the kebab counter and changing the words on the menu with his mind

I was told I would miss the Liberal World Order when it was gone but the last holders of the Liberal World Order flame keep saying stuff like “make ICE kidnap and molest people in the dead of night so we don’t have to hear about it”

rushed home in the shitshow that is post blizzard commuting to make dinner and got texts that everyone else was gonna be Out Late

listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news

man encounters actually selfless human love for the first time, returns a irrecoverable data error

you know what would fix this? QR codes

one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen

Happy 3 year anniversary to this post

and this is why we must support the bill that says ICE agents can only explicitly threaten your life after filling out the proper forms

someone hit him with the Loomer Ray

a veritable Who’s That