For fuck's sake

Horrendous scenes. Let it stand

VAR DECISION, RONALDO ASKED ME TO DISALLOW THIS GOAL, SO I HAVE"

MENDES Okay that decoy was clever

Between Ronaldo and England probably beating Ghana, it's a shocking day for the World Cup Hyped for Panama v Croatia and Colombia v DR Congo

The glazing on ITV is fucking stinking, btw

6’ Prompts Lee Dixon to say ‘everyone who loves football will be happy Ronaldo scored’, which is incorrect

Lee Dixon speaking for no-one as always

Ah fuck's sake here we go

Independence referendum. Now.

Also unsurprisingly, Martinez is leaving after the World Cup apparently

Uzbekistan have dropped their keeper An underperforming player has been dropped for the good of the team Do you hear that Roberto Martinez?

Literally though how do you make a flag that big

UP THE WHITE WOLVES

Absolutely no surprise here whatsoever

Algeria win. Jordan out. Algeria v Austria for 2nd in the group. Bring. It. On.

and then we enter THE SPLIT SCREEN ZONE

If this holds Algeria and Austria have the chance to recreate the Disgrace of Gijon But this time sending them both through

Telemundo. Now.

GOAL STANDS

Might be coming back...

ROCK CHALK ALGERIA 2-1 UP

ALGERIA LEAD

Tomorrow is the last of the four game days at this tournament Flown by.

THE LIVE MARIACHI BAND ARE BACK

Oh never mind here it is

Ref's gonna do this Pausa de Hidratación like you're busy at work and forget to take your break, so you just have fifteen minutes off your shift

Scotland 3rd Place Watch: this is the best possible result for us. But a Jordan win would also be decent.

Rock Chalk Algeria intensifies.

Rock Chalk Algeria off this list. Four remain.

ROCK CHALK ALGERIA THEIR FIRST GOAL OF THE 2026 WORLD CUP

Jordan look good here

Holy FUCK

Uruguay vs Cabo Verde had TWENTY leagues represented in the match: 200 min - 🇧🇷 Serie A 180 - MLS 160 - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿EPL, 🇪🇸 La Liga 128 - 🇷🇺PL 126 - Liga 🇵🇹 122 - 🇹🇷 SuperLig 100 - Liga 🇵🇹 2 99 - Liga 🇲🇽 90 - 🇮🇹 Serie A, 🇦🇪 Pro, 🇦🇷 Primera, 🇹🇷Liga1, 🇮🇪 Premier 80 - 🇳🇱 Eredivisie 58 - 🇨🇾 45 - 🇧🇬 32- 🇮🇱 20 - 🇸🇦, 🇭🇺2

JORDAN

JORDAN HOLY SHIT

Did San Francisco bring in an actual band for Pausa de Hidratación

Great block by Jordan

I knew we were in for it when he dropped a “‘Field of Jeans’” en ingles like two seconds in.

Algeria are under pressure to not go home having failed to score a goal The last time that happened to any team at the World Cup? 2010. Algeria. And Honduras.

Tournament Endurance™ is taking a bit of a battering once more

I know what I did.

Jordan are out if they lose here, btw

Can Rock Chalk Algeria get on the board at this World Cup?

Algeria v Jordan. World Cup sickos mode. Go time