I’ve never come across this immensely stylish WW2 information poster before. It looks almost like a frame from ‘The Third Man’.

Can't wait for Keir Starmer to announce that anyone holding a bit of cardboard opposing what's going on in Venezuela is a terrorist.

Sounds about right

DUNE, WHERE'S MY CAR?

When she kept mishearing simple statements from Basil:

Four minutes added, blows the whistle after less than three when we have an attacking throw-in?? Aye, good one

FFS. Weak from Richards - again

GET IN!!

WTF is this game at Livingston??

Vengeance Most Fowl followed by Voyage of the Damned, there's your Christmas afternoon viewing round here

Merry Christmas, everyone

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

And The Rangers, who were NOT back x

FT // Dundee United 2-1 Celtic ⚽️ Maeda ⚽️ Keresztes ⚽️ Sapsford A goal fitting to win any game by Sapsford secures a first win over Celtic since 2014 for Dundee United! Magnifique :)

Bloody hell! *breathes*

Just waiting for the inevitable now...

TAKE A BOW, SON 🧡🖤

OH MY WORD, ZACHARY SAPSFORD!!!

YAAASSS GET IN!!!

The expected 45 minutes of garbage

Dundee United making it easy for Celtic? Surely not

An unbuilt stadium proposal from 1945 for #DerbyCounty which would have replaced the Baseball Ground The architect was Maxwell Ayrton, who built the original Wembley Stadium

In and around the Necropolis at lunchtime.

“No, I think three should suffice” - Nancy asked if Celtic plan to lose in any other competitions in his first week

No liking for St Mirren, but every trophy they win means fewer mentions of 1987, so

HAHAHAHAHA

Wilfried Nancy has Russell Martin posters on his bedroom wall.

What do you think of it so far, Jacqueline?

Shame we're going to be the first team to lose to Wilfried Nancy's Celtic, really (assuming he's still in a job)

This is hilarious

Jim Goodwin there in person to watch St Mirren swarming all over Celtic and cutting them open. Can't wait for him to learn nothing and sit off them respectfully on Wednesday night

Celtic rattled. St Mirren smell blood

Celtic. Funny!

A remarkably accurate summary of Derbyshire there

I can't wait for the new movie of Kafka's Metamorphosis starring the cast of A Bug's Life.

Celtic v Roma: hoping they both lose

I can confidently state, no he doesn't

Watched the new version of The Sea Devils - well paced, unlike The War Games, which felt rushed. Now time for The War Between the Fellas and the Fish. Can't say I'm over-excited for it, but we'll see

Celtic gamble with Hearts 2-0 up

Every Celtic fan right now:

Anyway, FIFA gonna FIFA

"And Donald, I remember you used to love all those sex parties on my island" Yes, you haven't seen him for six years but here's here tonight..!

Watching the World Cup draw, gang. Who wore it best tho? #WC26

That's right, show him your hoop

Twat

The aesthetics and vibe of the FIFA/MAGA/nu-fascist mashup hellscape is approximately 900% more fever dreamy than I anticipated

This wildly tacky World Cup draw is a grimly fascinating preview of what happens if the aesthetics of fascism finally get their way.

Think Spain will fancy their chances in that group

Beat Brazil, draw with Morocco, lose to Haiti

I DON'T WANT OUR 1998 GROUP AGAIN!!