YES MILAD MOHAMMADI IS ON

Taremi punished for being caked up. Will the tyranny against fat asses ever end? Jealousy is not a good look.

This is now THREE Lemkin Red Flags the UK has earned in just the last two years since Bloody Keir Starmer and his band of genitally-obsessed ghouls took over the government.

Every single word in this headline is a surprise

thinking about when ETCR had pride window banners on all the cars for a round in 2022, and how there's absolutely no way in hell any championship would do that now

I wish swift unemployment and economic hardship on everyone who makes fun of crowdfunding and mutual aid requests.

"oh nice i see keir starmer brought his packed lunch today"

What I'm gathering from Bluesky today is that the United States Navy isn't any better at keeping a straight open in San Diego than it is in Iran.

milkshake goalkeeper

definitely misread this as Šeško

The attacks in Edinburgh, in which an armed bare-chested white man terrorised Muslims, leaving five people injured, don't feature on a single newspaper front page this morning. Two tier journalism

Scottish soft-power strategy: give up on the football, and just pick a random world city every couple of years and send ten thousand folk in kilts to win hearts by drinking all their beer and putting things on top of other things. I don't understand _why_ it works, but the evidence is compelling.

I love this kid vomiting up FIFA

a frequent daydream I have is for a joint BTCC and British GT weekend on a street circuit in Edinburgh would it be feasible? probably not, but it would be cool!

relevant to an email i just got

listening to some of the albums that songs in Horizon 6's soundtrack are off, and I don't think I've ever been baited harder by a band than Turnstile SOLE is one of my favourite songs in the game, so I was down for more turns out the rest is nothing like it, and Jesus Fucking Christ is it all bad

ban supermarkets and other shops from doing the thing where you have to enter through a barrier and can't leave without going through the till section.

me and my dad discussing whether we watched the scotland game me: 'nah, I just went to bed' my dad: 'yeah I caught the first 72 seconds...'

Hey look! A reminder that Discord still plans on doing this! Raise the alarm bells again!

鴨と友達になりたい。がんぼるぞい。 translation: I want to become friends with a duck.

You would hope someone fills in McCoist at half time on exactly why Hakimi is getting the shit booed out of him at every touch.

"Andy Burnham twice, in 2008, voted favour of amendments regarding IVF that would block lesbian couples from accessing treatment - because he believes children must have a named father figure." “I wouldn’t seek to revisit that issue now,” he said, in 2015. “The law as it is, is right.”"

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

Seems to be four possibilities from this sentence in FWS case around trans people in prisons: A) Ineffective arguments by Scottish Gov because who really cares about trans prisoners? B) Judges being wilfully ignorant and/or thinking things like v-coding are just dandy. C) Both My money is on C.

I can't really describe how evil this. And yes, the word evil applies. This means that (for example) a post op trans woman who committed fraud will be forced to be in a men's prison, where she will be at serious risk of rape, or to counteract that potentially be placed away from human contact

a pink Maserati, inject it into my veins

2015 Honda Civic Type R NGTC picture: Lewis James Houghton https://www.flickr.com/people/lewspics/ under CC BY-NC-SA 2.0

全身で大地を感じます。がんぼるぞい。 translation: I feel the earth with my whole body.

gonna be honest, the fact I've still not recovered properly in terms of fatigue from my trip to Brands over six weeks ago really isn't helping my already quite shaky mood I guess this is just my new normal energy level? which is pretty bleak

First and last time we ever use photoshop for this kind of thing, don't get used to it

Dejection for Tuchel as England become the only British nation not to keep a clean sheet in their first game

it's fine if they win the group games, as long as by the end of the tournament a big team has put them in their place 😌

can i say that you have a very nice vagina?

Sorry been busy drawing has anything else happened

England 1-1 Croatia Martin Baturina - 36'

NSX GT3 my beloved ❤️

you couldn't pay me to watch an England game at this tournament, but what I will say is SLAVA HRVATSKA 🇭🇷

Why is it when the cameras focus on World Cup fans everyone is young and fabulous but when they cut to England fans there’s always a “man pleads guilty to mistreating pet snakes” energy.

The mock curiosity about a trans girl's gender combined with the morbid and sadistic idea that stabbing her would reveal some truth of the matter in the noise she makes crying out in pain is a scaled up version of the titillating speculation you get in the pages of the guardian and the daily mail.

Friend just said of Odegaard during the national anthem “That’s the most Norwegian man I’ve ever seen” and I cannot tell you how delighted I was to know the camera was about to pan to Haaland

But that's enough about Britain

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He lied about facing charges, he also lied about it being his country’s first World Cup! Gosh, I wonder if this guy could possibly also be lying about not having raped women?

Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing

The Nissan March was the Japanese name for the K10 Micra, and is shown here in two uncharacteristically rapid versions, introduced in 1988 on the domestic market. The Super Turbo and the rally-focused March R both had an aluminium 930cc supercharged turbo engine developing 108bhp. #weirdcarbs