Ordering takeout is a laptop activity. Can't handle hanging out and ordering food because what, I'm supposed to assess my options on a screen so small? When my stomach is so large?

Vocal stim of the last three days has been "Nuevayooooooooooool" and shows no sign of abating

I do like an Alternate History post online but I think it's a subculture which is largely made up of, uh, certain kinds of individuals. "What if Africa never decolonised?" Hm. Yes. What made you think of that specifically

Yeah that's the biggest artist in the world

Workable has to be the most useless and demoralising job platform there is. Can't read your CV properly. Every listing has a different version of it so nothing can be copied over even if you've filled it out identically somewhere else. It's like it's trying to grind you down on purpose

Paedophilia is obviously something that's hard to quantify in the general population because it's so horrifying that they rarely admit to it, but I remember being on 4chan at the time and thinking well, there's no way this is in any way representative of the real world. And I guess now we know why

Hugo Ekitike I am INSPIRED, I am MOVED, I am on the verge of TEARS

It’s happening. It’s gonna happen. I am so excited. I am going to dance in the street wearing nothing but catastrophically devalued RAM

we want to make sure every child, rich and poor alike, can access high quality tutoring ❤️ that’s why we’ve devised a tool that teaches them how to kill themselves ❤️❤️

youtu.be/GKsnWO2ApWY?... Xiu Xiu doing GloRilla by way of Depeche Mode, didn't know I needed that

Wait what's with the penguins

I would love to know who was paid more money than I've ever seen in my life to write this

...Does anyone want to play (for legal reasons NOT) Scrabble www.nytimes.com/games/crossp...

Just had a bad bag of Scampi Fries for the first time in my life

Wicked For Good

DELROY LINDO!!!!!!!!!!!

I am going to shout things at the television this evening that no television has ever heard before

Is he wearing those in the hopes Trump shows up and thinks he's a completely different guy

Watched a fascinating video yesterday about how the toaster was invented not because there was a sudden demand for hot bread (fantastic though it may be), but because electric companies needed reasons to keep the grid running nonstop. This is the same logic behind why AI is in everything now

Really is a highlight of my week trying to find silly things to put at the end of these

Was never really a fan of this angle for penalties but Christ imagine facing that down. Chill went up my spine

So I guess I was in the @sturdyalex.bsky.social Bluesky starter pack eh?? Hello everyone, sorry it'll be mostly football posting and esoteric memes from me on here

My name is Lucas Paqueta, welcome to Jackass

He is so much better at this than the rest of them, it’s not even close lol

alexrees.substack.com/p/new-math Wrote about my main man Tom Lehrer

14 seconds in and Mr Teta is already out of his technical area. May God smite him

Richard Tice hates neurodivergent children so you should read this to scare him maybe. There's two of them in this one alexrees.substack.com/p/this-is-ca...

Not being funny, how are you fucking people doing this

Got a lot of compliments on this in other places so here we go - had a breakdown in the summer, but at least it led to the most accomplished piece of writing I've ever done, so impossible to say if it was bad or not alexrees.substack.com/p/did-i-kill...

🐍 MEDUSA - Here's Looking At You, Kid 🪦 Before Medusa was monstrous, she was beautiful. And before she was beautiful, she was powerful. She is a riddle that defies solution, from a time before the shape of things was settled. 🍊 open.spotify.com/episode/67sR... 🍏 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...

on the one hand, no they cannot. on the other, we asked some dumb assholes for answers other than ‘no they cannot’

#np for the first time

"I do have a cause though, it's obscenity. I'm for it." www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaHD...

Alexander Isak begins the season as a Newcastle United player. Also while I’m talking about things that are pretty likely but would be amazing if I was proven wrong, Mars Planets and Milky Way Crispy Rolls are never coming back

Seated for the cinematic event of the year (The Avatar trailer before Fantastic Four)

When I was a kid I thought that “keeping regular” was a catch-all term for being healthy, eventually someone must have corrected me because I would always look confused when I told them about the frequency of my bowel movements

Wrote about being too scared to put myself out there then gave up on posting about it cos it was scary. And then tried again alexrees.substack.com/p/in-the-dev...

BREAKING: International coalition of over two dozen worker unions declares emergency over AI use in animation

We have one month to save @josimarfootball.bsky.social. If you can help, please do. 🙏 josimarfootball.com/2025/06/03/a...

Me on Thursday mornings when they bring out the garbage truck with the massive crane

Hi! I recently lost a load of regular work so therefore I am in the market for more! If you or anyone you know has any paid writing, scripting, comms, campaigning, organising, admin etc etc, I'm all ears!! Until then, catch me on LinkedIn! claraish.com

Had to take a step out of my sports writing comfort zone this week to say a thing that needed to be said. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

In the UK you get 15 minutes of ads before the trailers at the cinema. In the Netherlands you get 5 max and one of them is a famous rapper encouraging you to recycle youtu.be/smMLXdwgZQ8?...

"There is a thesis to be written on why opinion on this has shifted so quickly" there really isn't. A highly motivated and radicalised group of people happened to have access to institutional power in the media and slowly ground down or repulsed anyone who opposed them.

Important thing to grasp for non-UK people about the High Court case is that while the legislation affects the whole country, it’s been pushed essentially by a small group of losers with nothing better to do than this and as such they’re destined to keep losing forever

Getting to a point where I’m mildly embarrassed to have an X in my own name

S1E1: Narcissus & Echo - The Influencer & The Follower Most of what you think you know about the story of Narcissus, is wrong. This isn’t a tale of pride or vanity. Let @sturdyalex.bsky.social take you on a journey. 🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/13qu... 🍏 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...

Funny that the Rangers firm that’s one of the most backwards and bigoted in all of football is called the “Union Bears,” makes it sound like they’re a pro-gay marriage group. Got a full summer have we lads? Shall we invite the King?