Oh I see. We give them Gary Locke, Jamie Hamill and Colin Doyle, then they get all pissy when we ask McInnes up the road. It's fucking ungrateful is what it is

It's got nothing on the Edinburgh Boaby

The best part is going to be when they integrate sports betting into the sexts “Your throbbing manmountain makes me SOOOOOO wet, but you know what would make me even wetter? If you put a three team parlay on DraftKings using promo-code ‘SUCKER.’ Oh yeah, baby, let me suck you dry.”

So glad we’re burning down rainforests and drying up lakes to help total losers masturbate in an entirely new way

Couldn't stick that shite anymore, horrendous. Switched to Andorra vs Serbia. Surprised they've been allowed to move their home game to Meggetland

Stunned to see Raspadori hooked. Boy looked like a 25 year old make a wish kid. Only goal he was threatening was the GoFundMe total to get him to Disneyland

Well after watching that first half I now implicitly understand why Serie A clubs are signing guys from Aberdeen and Motherwell

Critchley's Hearts. Entire team are terrified to play a forwards pass over 5 yards and when they actually do they make a complete arse of it and the other team goes three 20 yard balls up the park leading to shitey knickers time. Abysmal

Italy are absolutely hum dinging by the way. Stinking.

No sure there's many 5 year old Arab bairns looking for water in Udine tbh

Just minded Kyziridis won goal of the month and Larry Longshanks player of the month too. Truly this is how it feels to win the league in October

Some mantelpiece he's going to need

Well my Commies are absolute fucking dugshit again. Luckily that's been the default for 30 years so I don't care 😎

1-1. Right good game that. Both teams going at it, end to end. Hundred times better than the dugmeat I watched yesterday.

Soon as he goes off the park, Macedonia score an absolute fucking PEARLER. Suggests to me he's a talisman

Heid knock for Chesnokov. Don't worry son you'll no need a brain in Scottish fitba

GOAL KAZAKHSTAN AND YOU CAN'T SAY IT HASN'T BEEN COMING

Miovski hooked at half time. No sure he touched the baw.

Can I just shock you? Chesnokov is pretty shite btw. He's like Barrie McKay with a military haircut

I tell you what, I doubt this lad Kenzhebek signs for Hearts, he's too fucking good. But if he does, oh ya fucker

Kazakhstan are playing Macedonia off the park. 8 shots to 2 already. The other wee winger we were supposed to be looking at has caused them some issues anaw

He's just missed a fucking sitter 😅

SICKENING challenge on our boy Chesnokov. Macedonia marking him out as the dangerman

Commentator shining the Gorgie helmet for us. Good lad

I'm on Chesnokov watch Update: he hasn't scored a hattrick yet

I, for one, cannot wait for Scotland to qualify for the World Cup for the first time in 28 years then get beefed by Cape Verde

Happy Columbo’s Day

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The fuck's happened to Romo's face

You simply must applaud Steve Clarke for discovering the *precise* way to make me want to kill myself

Some heider.

Lucky lucky bastards

Who decided the commentary should now be "patter" by the way? It's diabolical

Surprised Adams is getting the start after flagrantly disobeying Clarke's orders and making 1 (one) forward run on Thursday

Halloween is barely a blip on the last week of October let alone the entire year and I've no idea why America has decided to make it an entire personality. Fucking bizarre

Trying to tell my wife about Bob Burnquist and why I used to use Jamie Thomas as a username on the internet

ROOKIE OF THE FUCKING YEAR

AC/DC were Scottish btw. You can pish and cry about it all you like. Fact though

UH OH

Best Pens poster and it's not close

Modern Love. Bowie's best song.

Good luck roughing him

This is middle class as fuck but it's also correct

We certainly can. I think the leg that deliberately broke Craig Gordon's should fall off and rot 😎

Listening to Renegades of Funk and thinking "yes, this is the song for me, the white man"