If it wasn’t for my wonderful friend Tyrese Maxey I’d swear of the 76ers forever

The lizard people finally got to them

Not a war though

The name Dolezal is now 0/2 on being normal

Luckily it doesnt involve a team I care about

daryl morey for prison

Lmao Sosa

It's been an awful winter, but soon it'll be April! and I'll go to a baseball game and it'll be 50 and gray and damp and the wind will cut through me and I'll be shivering and miserable by the third inning and my hot chocolate will already be cold and I'll think to myself, "this sucks so much ass."

Thank god

portrait of the second trump administration

She's like an old samurai whose great battles are behind her but every once in a while she kills a man with piece of paper just to prove a point

Thinking about how, on September 11th, 2001, my gym teacher told us that we'd remember that day the way he remembered the Kennedy assassination. And then he made us run laps

The rash on my neck is caused by the rash on my neck

these betting sites need to be outlawed yesterday

all-timer sports graphic dropped

Republicans (and Democrats) have wanted a war with Iran for 40 years. Not everything is a distraction.

olivia nuzzi

This vegan shit is easy

Is this ref a moron?

Set Piece FC

Been thinking this a lot lately

Set Piece FC

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

COYG

Andrew Painter Day for my birthday let’s gooo

We're all thinking it and he just says it

If I were a head of state, I would think setting a precedent that assassination is a legitimate tool of state competition would be unwise

Bruce

as democratic politicians start writing up their statements i want them to pause for 30 seconds and think of the last time the anti-war people were wrong

The US, as a whole, is more anti-war than at any time in my lifetime. That there isn't a party you can reliably count on to oppose war on principle is one of the most deflating aspects of American politics. These fucking chickenhawks are willing to destroy everything to satisfy their bloodlust.

they are wow. they're all there. right now in the same place, which is Mar-a-Lago. all gathered together

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

I think FIFA might have given their peace prize to the wrong guy

They were really cookin when they called the US "The Great Satan" Got us there

Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls:

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

So uh F1 reposted their 2026 schedule on IG but this time with a travel advisory for American fans and uhhhhhh I have never seen that before on prior schedules released www.instagram.com/p/DVRNol1DXjC/

you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two

Happy 30th birthday to Pokémon. Without it, the greatest Werner Herzog quote of all time would not exist.

I got suspended probably should’ve seen this one coming

Biden when it comes time to crush progress

Get their asses

Happy 30th Anniversary to Charmander

Tyrese Maxey, holding the game ball, says his mother usually takes possession of his milestone tokens but he's going to see if he can keep this one because she wasn't in attendance for this game. He taps the microphone on the way out and says, "Mom, that's crazy that you didn't come to my game".