Every now and again I think of the time George Brett started a story with "I shit my pants last night"

i love being tormented by my inner demons

There is perhaps no greater example of everything that is wrong with the internet than THIS statement. "We launched Frinkiac 10 years ago for fun. Everything worked perfectly and we didn't touch it. BUT WITH THE HELP OF AI, WE'VE MADE IT WORSE!"

shout out to afrin for making commercials that look like commercials

happy star war

can i say something without everyone getting mad at me

her: we're just going to have a lowkey relaxing trip this time right? me (putting on a playlist called Worm Intruder and watching my neighbor through binoculars): absolutely babe

Dr. D's Birds and Bees Video Show: Izzy and Miranda Cross Adolescence Bridge. : 108s

dang no jaysum taysum huh?

anyone know of anything decadent and depraved happening today?

hm

and who, me, and who

that's a whoppah!

"The recent change to our course-management system has meant that I need to re-upload every document and assignment and reassign every homework. I will be attending three two-hour training sessions to help me do this." buff.ly/lv7w8kf

jomnysun in your girl’s DMs like “wow i am so horbny”

i am having a stroke youtu.be/cC8m80DFlwM?...

this game giving new meaning to the term "hockey goon"

I stumbled into a theological insight while considering Rob Thomson's tenure

now is the time of monsters

aah the french

Composition April 26th 2026-Jake’s Birthday. Gouache on Paper 11 x 14.

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

okay, game 5 third period playoff hockey, time to give both goalies a revolver

this is so fucking sick

if they're going to force some kind of michael jackson media press on us then they need to uncancel "stark raving dad"

Philadelphia Fuckhust England and Wales, Census, 1861

🎶 we all live in a Polish submarine, Polish submari—oh god NO NO N—

well, at least jia's google hits are focused on something else now

new jersey mentioned

kelly oubre's strength in crashing for a layup is proof that getting hit by a car only makes you stronger

I think those 6 beers might have been drugged

what if it was the vagina monologues but about different diarrheas ive had

Ski Divine (1996) : 4s

i'd like to take tom homan for a ride along. yeah, a ride a long walk off a short pier 😂 we have fun.

Get your mojo working now, I'll show you how. You can dare to be stupid!

if ICE isn't allowed to throw a stuffed penguin off the upper deck then neither is Gritty

like someone had to make this shit. do you assholes understand that? families were fed thanks to this ephemeral bullshit that you people will see and aestheticize it and lookbookify it and call it vibes and wonder where it went when, ironically, robots cannibalize it in the name of capital.

almost certain this is literally a joke from a goofy cartoon

crosby getting called for embellishment in philadelphia has enough astral energy to resurrect hitchbot just so it can be neutralized once again

me @ sean "cooter" couturier youtu.be/F9H4y9ZUiu4?...

me and my friends would've killed evgeni malkin with hammers i can tell you that much

Old comic

a low priority but no less extant reason i have for wanting to see the flyers close it out at home these next two games is that i won't have to see those awful yellow bastard pittsburgh unis again