absolutely perfect piece of songcraft. impossible to believe it's sub-three minutes. youtu.be/vvziJUxrD6k?...

trying to social engineer me out of fistfighting a 12 year old dodgers fan

i am being deadly serious when i say: the people's joker

a personal favorite of mine

discs when

i am worried that if i get myself into the cinema of jean rollin then i won't be able to get myself out

i welcome tilly norwood because because the equally deranging powers of AI and celebrity worship have the potential to create some cool new types of psychopath

Many of you would cast a glance at this “Elvira,” with her shock of messy black hair and tattered dress, and dismiss her as some dirty hag. But those who dare look longer might find that she has a certain allure. And I do dare!

generals gathered in their masses just like generals in their masses

mild bill hickcok, donny jepp, things of this nature

what i bring to the table

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

sim sim movie

I can't believe this is the platform Andrew Cuomo is actually running on. This makes me sick

pondering the end of t mac and kruk yapping season (while knowing full well there's plenty of phillies baseball left)

nick sirianni taking notes from all corners of footballdom

Me: Stitch, you can no longer redeem your Regal Rewards points. You waited more than one year from the date which they were earned. Stitch from Lilo and Stitch: *basically just flipping the hell out. going ballistic

you can spike the football on a punt return that does not result in a touchdown. that's actually fine.

chickenshit taunting call

pathetically vintage point but i've never felt more virile, alive, rational, and filled with The Majesty Of Science And Progress than i do after getting vaccinated

I told @thehistorybuff.bsky.social that there was a Vikings game in Ireland this morning and within minutes she had messaged me this.

By age 33 you should be completely inept, dumb ass , can't open up, falling a lot, tripping on shoelaces, forget to tie shoes, start wearing velcro shoes, trip on other crap, fall and hit face on pavement, blood everywhere, bleeding face

good birds to you all

Mitch hedberg: An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. Modern male comedian: *openly crying, pissing, shitting himself while reading off a list of his enemies*

i cannot wait to boo my enemies, the philadelphia phillies, in their wednesday tilt against my cherished favorites, the philadelphia phillies

Art by • Joshua Middleton

It's pretty wild to me that investigators have uncovered that anti-trans campaigns are largely funded by the fossil fuel industry, and that the presumed motivations are pretty directly to redirect the public conversation away from climate change... and that this isn't bigger news.

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

It seems that Kaleb Horton has passed away. A devastating loss. One of the best writers of this generation. Kaleb was a friend for ten years and in all our conversations I was trying to convince him how good he was, something he seemed to know but also never fully believe. I am going to go cry now.

john kruk should be allowed to seal ben davis in a vault amontillado style at the end of the regular season

@boringstein.bsky.social is shaking, devastated, inconsolable

developing a new kind of vomit-based martial art

people/link, internet provider, print ad, imagery (1985) archive.org/details/1985...

As seen at the Phillies Game: “Philly Jews Say Free Palestine & Go Phils!”

Cutchogue, New York Pop: 3,178 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cutchogue,_New_York Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=37262014 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=129277577 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=66526740

the free press etc trying to co-opt "je suis charlie" when this was in last week's actual literal charlie hebdo

Guy whose posts and lifestyle are under extra scrutiny due to being owned in an argument: breaking it down sexualwise with some cute-style honeys

"anti-elon tesla club" bumper sticker, half-torn

STICK TO THE BOAT, is your true motto in whaling; but cases will sometimes happen when LEAP FROM THE BOAT, is still better.

guy who thinks the new york times' nickname is "the gay lady"

the header image on this article has no business going this hard, and yet en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_ma...

gay?

my friend Darren said all AI sounds like Crow’s Rutherford B. Hayes report; he’s right

we have "hey!" by mf doom at home

oh well, onward and upward

if kirk had been shot during trump 1 the media narrative would have been about the dangerous alt right and imply that he was pretty much asking for it