love island? sure, but i also love mountain, love desert. love all kinds.

ftm

There's no more time for crying over spilled milk. Now it's time for crying in your beer

bro? 😳

go verdes say it back

why are we all talking about walkoff walks?

just to be safe

26 julio www.marxists.org/history/cuba...

nice to see norton hanging out but it's a shame that he's all alone

intro voice: the ghoul

drinking a beer with sediment is so funny. "hey here's your beer with chunks in it you fucking idiot. pig bastard. i hate you."

one lone vuvuzela keeping the dream alive in mexico city

"fault" is such a weird word for describing a shift that is winning elections

The sort of thing you get offered by a guy in a Hold Steady song

david frum? more like david go to hell!

ok new york, that's about enough out of you for the time being

Hook (1991) Director: Steven Spielberg Cast: Gwyneth Paltrow, George Lucas, Julia Roberts, Dustin Hoffman, Robin Williams Watch Review wp / wd

Me: I have the kind of raw intelligence that makes everything in life a breeze. No big deal. Me when I see a headline that’s like, “Judge stays motion to overturn blocked ban”: Only one person could ever possibly understand what this means. I’ll give you a hint. His first name was Albert

i fly like pinky get high like brain

gut-wrenching, essential reading

If I find out there’s a lady in the Allman Brothers Band I swear to god

fucked me up to find out the doobie brothers? they actually dontbe brothers at all

When I released my latest "agentic" AI model, a lot of you asked me: "but can it suck my ass? can it fuck me in the mouth?" Don't get hung up on where the technology is now, imagine it in two, five, ten years of accelerated progress. But yes, today my "agentic" AI model can suck on you and fuck you.

flopping is fine sometimes you and your colleagues just need a little sitdown

more like alan lifespan

had a dream that i was being cast as a sexy fred in a gritty live action reboot of the flintstones

never understood the tough guy posturing around soccer injuries

This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune💰

shits fucked up man

Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno, Y el chile relleno

bench day time to pay the piper

the first few minutes of the epstein set up is one of the funniest new character intros i've heard in a bit. mccrackin don't miss.

google rufus harley

me during literally every pausa de hidratación

cmon cmon it’s right there

this did not happen. it is a fake image.

things of that nature

*algerian spelling the name of their country over the phone for the first time* spanish speaking countries: wait shit slow down

Well, that was a fucking ride.

read ft bragg cartel

had about enough of henry doing jim face

Here is a public service announcement filmed by the Dallas Cowboys in the 1980s, and I promise that you would not correctly guess who pops up at the end if I gave you 10,000 tries

there are so many beautiful kinds of people in this world

my cheetahs

good jobo verde

mandating a cancellation of bedtime for ufc freedom 250