vaxxed?

good saturday morning from the bowels of the evil empire. today i'm thinking about this www.militarytimes.com/news/your-mi...

pete hegseth thinking he's the pinnacle of masculinity like bro you're literally a secretary

fucking finally someone is making some sense around here

can't think of why the times would want to publish this oversimplification (read: lie), or which historical example is conspicuously absent from their "analysis"

everyone out of the office but me. time for some open door farts.

1 tiguere 1 fritanga

looking forward to the day, and may it be soon, that pete hegseth gets so drunk that he falls asleep in his garage with the car still running

good morning from the belly of the great satan. hope you all have a nice friday.

went to senior prom with the first chick

let's all talk about the echo chamber

anyway, keep running the ball

mark "john" wayne "gacy" mullin

Kyle Schwarber, Philadelphia Phillies, 2023 Topps Heritage

roofing and siding, alcoholism

CHOTINER: So, rumor around town is you might be thinkin' about goin' down to the shore Me: Yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore CHOTINER: What ya gonna do down there? Me: Uh, I don't know. Play some video games, buy some Def Leppard T-shirts

“Quite frankly, we would rather chew jeans than help The New York Times extract from our community while continuing to fail it” lmaooo GET EM

discovered a portent of unknowable consequence

i dunno you tell me

circling back to this because it finally just hit me that a banh mi and a po boy roll are essentially identical. the enormity of that overlap is really kind of staggering if you're a very specific type of freak and i know i am.

i simply must agree that this is not very good

this completely inscrutable ad i saw on my train platform is giving @baybayfriend.bsky.social

the astral noose on the spectral gallows at the time hague is tightening around his mind neck

olivia nuzzi

made chana makhani for meal prep lunch this week

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im da dracula joker baby

Iranian Shahed 136 hit something just below the Burj Khalifa in Dubai.

they are simply getting to do everything they always wanted

victimizing young girls at home and abroad. nauseating.

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

make america great satan again

a boomhauer who has seen GIFs: talkinbout dang ol "darkest timeline" man talkin...burnin pizzas man

pizza's late

At the end of the day I’m just the she’s so crazzzyyyyy love her lady but instead of a bag of chips on my head it’s suicidal ideation

they're replacing the wb frog with a groyper i heard

wb…yeah what’s that stand for, white beople

i think TMBG's Factory Showroom might be one of my favorite albums of all time but i'm not entirely sure it's my favorite TMBG album. does that make sense?

The Thing on the Disney Princess CRT!

a boomhauer who has seen GIFs: talkinbout dang ol "darkest timeline" man talkin...burnin pizzas man

watch strip law

Fidel's mojito advice

went to the store __________ AI Summary ✨ Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.